Prospit and Derse have formed an alliance.

[unfathomableArchitect]

Have you ever had a player who somehow managed to piss off Derse or Prospit? Or been one of those players? Yeah, it's not very fun, but most of the time they direct your ire just to you.

This session...

We have a Grace of Stage. My first time playing with a Stage player, and I thought it would be pretty cool despite her being a Grace. In fact, I used to hate playing with Wastes and Graces, but I've come to realize that it's not so bad playing with a Cataclysm class; I mean sure, everything goes to shit once but sometimes it goes to shit for everybody, enemies included, and the game turns into a race to see who can put their shit back together first.

But this time our Grace did something that I've never seen before.

Her fetch modus is "Disappearing Act", which lets her captchalogue anything that she can conceal, or pull anything out that she can create a large enough concealed space for. Kinda like those old Magician tricks where they would swish their cape over something and make it vanish, or put someone in a box and 'teleport' them.

Well, somehow due to what she refers to as "Shenanigans", she created a couple huge tarps and Captchalogued the moons of Derse and Prospit.

As in both of them.

The moons.


Derse and Prospit were /furious/. They immediately declared an alliance, and have decided to wage war on us, the players, for our transgression.

Does anyone have any advice as to how to save this situation? I'm really not looking forward to the possibility of simultaniously fighting a 8x Prototyped Black AND White King.

[tenebraMagistra]

FIND JACK NOIR. From wat I've heard, he's the fail-safe in case of situations like this where Derse and Prospit become allies/no longer hate each other. If you can find Jack Noir, he can probably help you come up with a plan to take them down.
Or, maybe, just have your Grace put the moons back. That'd probably help.

[unfathomableArchitect]

He's a failsafe? So that's why Mr. Knife Collection was even programmed in.

Anyways, the good news is that our Grace put the moons back.

The bad news is that she failed to chain them so they just floated off and got killed for it. We managed to corpsesmooch her, but that just means her former dreamself now realself is locked up in Prospit.


So our Smith of Law has alchemized himself up a blue suit and is trying to get her back in a court of law with one of his dumb consorts dressed in a purple robe thing and acting as an assistant. Whatever.

My job is finding Jack while our Smith buys me some time so they don't execute our dreamselves (And the new Kingpals don't decide that the reckogning involves dropping the meteors on our planets - that white carapiced asshole dropped one spacerock on each of them to show that he could).

Wish me luck. Lots of luck. We don't have a Light player so I'ma need it.

[tenebraMagistra]

Glad I could be of assistance; let me know if you need any more help.