Dear Fora: Help!

[stoicDevout]

Well gosh hello there fellows... umm well this might come off as a little bizarre but we need some help. First off I am borrowing sD's account on his request. Ryan asked me to present our current situation to you while he goes to round up our fellows...

The handle I go by is obliviousConsequence and our session is a little atypical according to Ryan (sD). He says of the six of us players half of them are replayers and half are first timers. He says its rare but that happens sometimes. Ryan himself says hes been around for nearly 8 replays! So let me see if I can brief you Gents...

Well see Ryan and I were just finished up after a rousing good day adventuring on my planet and we were heading back to our safehouse known as the Skaian Magicant when suddenly the hidden wall we were heading towards suddenly erupted! It started spewing out locations of other Planets and Dream Moons! It was a fair distance out still and the eruption of planet parts erupted high into the sky. This piqued Ryan's intrest but it was when this strange shadow super-imposed(?) person climbed out that Ryan's face blanched. On his demand we hid low to the ground and watched this figure... he was bizarre and was definately not part of our session... we already had all our players. After some laughter and bickering with someone we couldnt see he headed off towards my domicile spire.

Ryan says hes been around long enough to recognize a Clown when he sees one... not that I know what that means but he says I am not to move from this spot until he comes back UNLESS this figure starts coming my way... to which he wants me to run and not stop running...

So a rundown of our Sessions Players...

Alex (Myself) as a Prince of Breath; first-timer
Ryan as a Guard of Dream; 8th Session
Mary as a Witch of Heart; 4th Session
Gene as a Knight of Space; 3rd Session
Dohn as a Dame of Time; first-timer
Lily as a Muse of Mist; first-timer

I have been watching this guy for a little while now and he seems to be flitting back and forth... he seems very twitchy. Oh garsh I went to peak my head above the hill line and I saw that creepy person smiling at me from across the field, and hes running right at me so I gotta go NOW!

[cannonOverload]

OH.
OH FUCK.

A [NIGHTMARE HEIR] AND A CLOWN?

THAT'S nueroticPsychosis!

SUBJECT IS EXTREMELY UNSTABLE AND DANGEROUS!

HE WANTS TO KILL YOU, AND EVERYONE ELSE!

RUN, GODDAMMIT, RUN!

REQUEST REINFORCEMENTS FROM YOUR CO-PLAYERS IMMEDIATELY!

[neuroticPsychosis]

HAHAHAHAHA HE WAS RIGHT! through the seams we traveled the boundaries between the doors! The weakness of the in-between led us here here to the new amphibian realm! NOW WE CAN SAVE THEM... SAVE THEM ALL! hehehahahahahaHahahaha soon to fall quick to run haha! He and I and I and he together forever one and the same HAHA!

a new friend did see but off he ran ran from the Clown... why run did he for Clown is fun and is no fun for fun be had. went to follow a chase to have but twist and turn did it did come! enemy of friends forgotten and detested a child of goo. on he blathered Gene his name in turn did come detain he tried to claim this Clown. HAHAHA tried he might but fail he did lay beaten on the ground before me... begged for mercy but none be had. NO NO NONONONO MERCY HAD FOR THOSE FALEHOODS WHO WEAR OTHERS FACES ONLY WAY ONLY WAY IT HAD TO BE! ONLY WAY TO HONOR MEMORY IT WAS THE ONLY WAY HIS MEAT SLID DOWN THE THROAT IT BURNED BURNED AS IT WENT DOWN! now the falsehoods hidden on their butresses in colored cloth cannot reclaim the face that be lost...

Gene; be PURGED in memory free... now rest in PEACE! Yourr falsehoods be freed...

[cursedGardener]

Can someone get this guy on the IRC? It should be easier to work with him there.

Also, I find it safe to assume he's going to be crazy to some degree /without/ Rain's Voices.

[mislaidLullaby]

<| Messiahs, they're eating the corpses. What the fuck |>

[neuroticPsychosis]

so the toys come out to play eh!? hahahaHAHAHA buts in where he don't belong back to the toy chest should be hehehe no worries no shame he just come to play to fun fun with Clown... MORE THE MERRIER TO PLAY WITH US! he will learn to play to dance to sing... STRUCK DOWN WE ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN POSSIBLY CAN BE!

to doth when fall we joined not as fakes but equals! for what apposes a god but the devil? Obviously the devil is a CLOWN and the CLOWN is a TIER of DEVIL in his own right?! HAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHA

i wonder does metal taste of? the meat it burns but it does grow on us. shame that our child struck down she seemed to like the MEAT hehehHAHA. oh well more children to TURN to PURGE and to SAVE! a new toy is all it is and TOYS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN! EHEHAHAHEHAHEA

Dohn you never fell to the fakeness of the Goo first you were and spared the indignity of the RESONANCE you be free before free be need. In memorendum you be need... DELICIOUS 10/10 would EAT AGAIN HAHAHAHA.

LILY YOU FELL TOO SOON DID NOT SEE COULD NOT SEE THE GLORY THAT IS CLOWN! but still you fell and meat did slide down down this gullet of mine! In memorendum you be need... OKAY 8/10 NEEDED SALT KEKEKE

ALEX you too were new but shame you fell not know the truth of CLOWN HAHA! In hurry friend did run did not see you still lay breathing... shh shh dont be scared CLOWN JUST SET YOU FREE! OH BUT DON'T YOU CRY TOO SALTY WILL YOU BE YES SHH SHH ITS ALRIGHT... YUMMY... In memorendum you be need... YUM 11/10 TAKE IT BACK MORE SALT GOOD!

[neuroticPsychosis]

OOPS DID FORGET! A PRESENT FOR ALL TO SEE HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO!

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[genesisArtificer]

(( A Scratch had occured (\|\) ))

(( enjoy your new timeline, man ))

[stoicDevout]

Oh gog I'm alone... all alone... IT killed them all... all of them... and there was nothing I could do to stop it...

IT is just too powerful... we had more than enough combat capabilities between us to have put it down. Maybe if Gene hadn't gone off and got himself killed showboating we could have been better prepared. Now its just me and I don't know how to kill IT. This Clown... it just won't stay down...

IT blinks in and out of existence... makes it almost impossible to hit... damn it we were so exhausted fighting it. When we finally knocked IT's health vial out of the gel and dropped IT we let down our guard. Everything seemed to come to a calm; the shadows around IT stopped swirling and settled seeming almost like dark clothing then. Dohn went to go and check on the body... I warned her not to. We were unprepared when IT shot up with a smile; picked up IT's health vial off the ground and started bludgeoning her to death. Oh gog what am I going to do!?

Mary... she thought she could take it down by ripping out IT's shiny... what came out was not natural. A black viscous ooze covered her hand and she couldn't shake it off; looked a lot like corruption to me but I'm not sure. It started enveloping her... oh the screaming... I cant still hear it. Oh and Alex! Poor Alex he was too close... far too close; she jumped him and just started tearing his flesh off eating him... I managed to put her out of her misery before Absconding from the Strife.

I don't... I don't know what I should do... I do not think I am timeline doomed... this session doesn't show those signs... yet still I can tell this session is crashing and burning around me. With almost all the Players dead it seems Skaia has determined that the Endgame is now. I will have to rush to the Black King if I hope to stand any chance... but I can't leave this Clown to follow me... who knows just how much damage he could do if he gets out...

No he must stay here... I can... I CAN keep him here and bury him here... This session will be his Grave and Tomb... as will it be mine...

I'm so sorry Alex... I promised I would keep you safe... teach you the ropes and learn the nature of the Breath. I failed you. No amount of apologies can make up for that... but I will make you a new promise... This FUCKER. WILL. NOT. LEAVE. HERE. EVER!

P.S. By the way. My name is Ryan... I've wanted to post here for so long, but never gathered the courage for it. I figure this might as well count for it. Perhaps my first and final post. Hello everyone... its nice to meet you...

[neuroticPsychosis]

oh what was that? did it did ITCH? hahahHAHAHA but did it distract this CLOWN from FUN!? HOW NOT HAVE FUN THIS CLOWN DID HAVE AN ITCH TO SCRATCH! LET THIS CLOWN IGNORE THE CHILD LET HIM GET AWAY! ah head does hurt and back does ITCH FOR ITCH BE SCRATCH BE ITCH BE SCRATCHED!

oh well what done is done for fun be fun and FUN BE HAD! now Clown does come to chase the child of everlasting GOO! RUN HE MIGHT BUN CANT NOW RUN FOR FUN IS FASTER THAN THOSE WHO RUN! A CHASE BE HAD TO YE OLD LAND OF FORGOTTEN AND LONELY KINGS! ehehehahahheahahHAHEHEHAEHEHA!

oh what next does come for CLOWN BE HAD! FIRST TO FALL THIS CHILD OF GOO then next to come new PARTY HAD IN NEW AMPHIBIAN REALM! CANT LET GUEST TO FALL PERHAPS HE WANTS JUST FUN BE HAD COME FUN WITH CLOWN!

LET ALL WHO WITNESS NEW PARTY COME! A PARTY OF SAD AND DESPERATE CORPSES! YOUR HOST HE COMES AND SOON WILL FLY UPON WINGS OF BLACKEST NIGHT! FOR CLOWN HAS FOUND WHAT CANT BE SOUND UPON THE WORDS OF MORTAL COILS! come Ryan oh child of GOO a party that must be had, if be nice and play FUN WITH CLOWN then join the CIRCUS YOU MIGHT!?

[stoicDevout]

HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER! LETS SEE YOU REGENERATE FROM THAT! HAHAHAhahaha oh man... oh man its over... I can't believe it... its finally over...

yup over definitely over hahaha...

In the flaming wreck of my session I have done it. Apparently if you fall into the collapsing core of a melting session its kind of hard to crawl back out. I am so exhausted... it took everything I had to take IT out. Don't you worry fellow re-players; this Clown wont be harming anymore people... no more...

Yes I am sure... nonono im sure im sure very sure haha...

I have never been this far into a failing session before. There really are no words to describe it. Just everything... failing... Gog I'm so cold. Fucker shredded up my leg something fierce... its looking very discolored and... spreading? No just my... imagination... whew...

now exactly what now what huh am I going to do haHA?

I figured throwing the Black King at him would give me the edge I needed... there's the door over there... it won't open for me nono its not completed. Hell even if it would open I'm not sure I could gather the strength to find my way over to it... hehe...hah.

no no there's no way out no way the door is close... what? the door is lie? it is death? Whats that? Through the seams? Travel though... the weakness... of the...in-between?

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[tenebrouspsycher]

holy mother of monsters. what the actual fuck.