Newbielog

[ballisticSpectacle]

I think I'd better write down how things are going down.

Last night, I installed Sburb. My server player decided to block off the exit to my house, which was probably a good think when the meteor got close. And I mean goddamn close, like I couldn't see the sky anymore close.

Anyway, blocked door means that I couldn't run out in a panic, but instead focused my energies on getting the fuck into the game.

I mean, the world was ending! How could you not be panicked!

Anyway, I tossed a protoman doll into the Kernel, since the Time player got really angry when I suggested just doing the "get into the game" part as soon as possible.

Anyway, I got into the game. Tired as all hell. Decided to take a nap.

Prospit. I think if you're reading this, you have a vague idea of how it looks. I'm not really going to waste time describing it. Besides, I'm not really sure that I can do it proper justice.

Anyway! Nap ended up something like five minutes. Saw my room, it's more... blue than mine. Still similar though.

Nap was short, though. Only about five minutes. Say Proto-imps. Proto-sprite wandered around the house until found the fishtank.

Poor things didn't survive the transport, it seems. Poor little guys.

Anyway, while I slept, Proto-imps invaded my house, and my server player, our Seer of Time, went ahead and built a bunch of ladders and ramps to the first gate. Didn't really do much about the imps and a couple ogres, but they didn't seem that hard, honestly.

Made it to my land rather quickly, a smoggy blasted cityscape. Land of Smoke and Ruins, according to the sole community of bug... things I've found. Apparently they're consorts?

At about this time, I learned my title, the Waste of Breath, and my server player sent me to this forums? Havn't seen her post here yet, though. Dunno what that's about.

Yeah, if I have more, I'll post here later.

[ballisticSpectacle]

Got trapped in a basement today.

Dunno what's up with that.

There was a breeze, so at least the air wasn't stagnent.

I got asked to look in on here by one of the buggy things. Said they had lost something, I guess? I don't even know.

There's a stone slab-lookng thing over in the corner. According to the FAQs it's supposed to be a bed? Doesn't really look like it'd be taht good as a bed.

No food in here. Come to think of it, when's the last time I ate?

Tried the door. I think the Imp that pushed me in here locked it.

Was it me, or did it look kinda froggy?

Actually, did I ever ask the other players what they prototyped? Don't think I did.

Actually, pacing around the room, the breeze is strongest from this section of far wall.

Doesn't sound that thick either.

I bet, that if I get a running start, I can get out of this room rather easily.

Just gotta remember to do that thing.

I know I'll be hit for this, but I just can't resist.

Okay, one...

two...

OH YEAH!

[occamsBarber]

hes unable to continue the log, since i just killed him! hehehe dont worry, hell be back and well beat any of you losers out.

[ballisticSpectacle]

I should probably bring you all up to speed.

I rocketed through the Echeladder, mostly thanks to our Seer of time. Turns out she had a great plan to speedrun the game. I don't know why.

Eventually I fell asleep on the Quest Bed. With the giant glowey gliph? You know the one.

Anyway, I got the tiger (which I still don't quite get. I went god teir, what does that have to do with tigers?) and our seer somehow triggered a doublewraith.

I don't know why.

I guess PM got sent down to the battlefield, met a carapace down there (occamsBarber, our seer, insist that I mention it's WV.)who rebelled against the Black king and got slaughtered mercilessly.

Somehow PM had gotten the black queen's ring. Don't ask me how, I guess CD dropped it? I don't know the details.

Anyway, PM put on the ring, killed the Black King, and flew off to Derse, where she started killing off all Dersian royalty.

By blowing up the moon's moon.

I don't know what happened to my friend's deamselves. I suppose it doesn't matter now.

Our Knight of Doom met up with PM on Skaia, and they strifed until I arrived.

That was about three days ago. The battle finished... I wanna say six hours ago..

I finished the fight. Oh boy, did I finish the fight. I created a giant drill made of wind. Our Maid of Space aimed it, but I didn't know she was on Skaia herself at the time.

In the end, PM lay dead, but so did the Knight and the Maid.

I buried them all. In the "dug them graves" sense. Even PM. it wasn't her fault she went insane. And the other two players were my best friends, pre-entry.

I'm all alone now. All alone with only the person who caused all this for company.

I hate this game.