life in the multiverse

[paradoxTactics]

everyone comes from a different universe, where some things are radically different, and some, well, arent.

the universe i came from, for example, is ruled by an alien species of moborians. which is just about as unpronounceable as it sounds, but they dont give a fuck because theyre all assholes
but i digress
theres more races, but on my planet, it was just humans, mobo-dickfaces, and trolls. from what ive learned, the reproduction process of all three species is, well, pretty messed up here. almost everyone on the planet is a weird, bastard hybrid of at least two. not like we want to, its a requirement for the caste system. every halfmade-clone grubaby has a little of a kings DNA spliced into its own, and that grubaby will be in the caste of the king whose genes it has.
the gruabies are made from a genetic slurry not unlike that of traditional troll breeding, quadrants included
i cant believe it took me three sessions to figure out that wasnt how normal people/trolls/mobo-assholes reproduced.
and then the caste system
holy fuck the caste system
there are seven kings, pureblooded moborian fuckfaces who rule the planet. each one of them is in charge of their caste. i guess a comparison is, if youre a troll, then for every color on the hemospectrum, there is someone who rules it. if that makes any sense :/ (it didnt)


the culture shock of jumping from that world to, well, anywhere else, is really kind of upsetting.
so now you tell me all about the world yore from!
i love hearing all about where you all came from :3

[graveMusic]

My world... Other than the very odd human evolution up to my point (orange-red blood, grey skin), it had cars running on carbonation...

I am having the weirdest decisions on what constitutes odd... Trying to think of it from an alien oerspective...

Oh! Everybody had an obsession! Not as in everybody had something they liked, it was always a flat out obsession, like how I require my squiddles (I had a collection of every squiddle item ever made) and how mechanicalgrace (player from my world, if you see her say hi) loved building things, especially robotics (she was building a 50 foot tall mecha before sburb started and was distressed that she never finished it before entering the endgame), or my mother and swords. So many swords.

Also, the sun was blue.

[paradoxTactics]

oh my god fizzy soda cars
i cant get that idea out of my head

fizzy

soda

cars


so i guess there must have been less pollution, eh?

[graveMusic]

Yes, but it was countered by the fact we didn't have as much normal soda for normal drinking because most of any factory's production went to fueling cars.

Alsi the road near gas stations is aleays sticky for some reason.

And that some drivers disrespect the rules of the road, giving uneeded stress to a day.

And the average day was twelve hours, as opposed to the normal 24.