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Post by transfixedThumomancy on Jul 15, 2015 10:02:46 GMT -5
would they not be soaked through? no, wait, there are books in there that anticipate prototypings and other incipisphere features. likely a good proportion of them are waterproofed.
edit: i have been ninja'd.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 15, 2015 12:31:47 GMT -5
This session will be a doozy. The prototypings are too stronk and most of the players are angel tools now. There's also some role and land glitches for the lulz to make it easier/harder. All prototypings are double-preentry.
The prototypings are...Godzilla and Mothra, an angel of the corrupting kind and Armisael the Evangelion angel, a pile of high-power-fiction books and a pile of violent videogames, a wizard statue and a laser gun, a troll item synthesizer and a kitten, a bunch of glitches that were in the magicant and a potato for coherence, Ice-Pick Lodge's dualcorrupt source of aspect charges to imbue their game design with and the SCP wiki, and Genghis Khan who is also a Power Ranger equivalent.
Your resources are...
1. The Witch of Rain, who prototyped Godzilla and Mothra. Not even toys, the actual kaiju fell into her kernelsprite after getting conked by meteors. Her denizen committed suicide millenia pre-entry because he had an allergy to angels (wtf?) and didn't want to deal with giant imps wrecking his shit and wanted to be out of here hella fast, so the Land of Rain and Insanity is liberated from denizendom on entry (but with a name like that is still so messed up it doesn't matter). She uses moneykind to better randomly throw stuff at things AND the moneykind that uses actual money, and Wallet modus. Mothzillasprite gave zero shits, threw the LORAI Spriteguide and pendant at her, and departed for Skaia to mess around. Derse dreamer. She abused time shenanigans to get the ectobiology done.
2. Jack Noir, newly promoted Regent of Derse after the Black King quit his job because angels and the godzillamothangelceptionfinalbossspamstonelasereyedwizarditemmanufacturingkittenglitchydualcorruptpowerrangermongolianSCPpotato Black Queen got stabsploded into the Furthest Ring and killed to death by horrorterrors who did not like angels in their houses, and the Derse under his command. He was a follower of the Sage of Flow before he got promoted, so he's friendly to players (and still stabs them) and Derse in general is an ally. However, all the Derse dreamselves were tied to their sacrificial slabs for safety's sake by the Witch of Rain under command of the Voices after most player realselves went Singer of the Infinite Choir in case they needed it. A quirk of Dersite law also made angels illegal instead of frogs (THEY KNEW THEY WERE COMING LE GASP!) this session, so it's fine.
3. The Sage of Flow, part-time Speaker of the Furthest Ring, telekinetic yellowblood, and spaztastic hero of the Land of Eldritch and Horrorterrors. Synthesizerkittensprite quit her job after SoF went SotFR and threw the LOEAH guide and pendant at him and also absconded to Skaia. Derse dreamer. The denizen got killed and eaten by a bunch of hungry hungry sky horrorterrors. LOEAH's Underworld was cleared out and filled with horrorterrors after the surface population got too big pre-entry. The horrorterrors took over and the land exterminates underlings on its own, albeit so damn corrupt the entire Land is probably gonna be decayfreed and stolen post-session. He uses sprayerkind (read; flamethrowers) and Honk Modus...which appears to function by pulling out the horn from a horn pile in an inventory abstraction box (the horn is identified by the captchalogue card label) and honking it to release the item.
4. WQ and Prospit. Some residual anti-Angelic coding kicked in and she took off her ring and the first angel prototyping was denied by carapacian society. All the Prospit dreamselves got tied to their sacrificial slabs by the Witch of Rain too, to make sure there are no qualms against killing any Singers we run across. WK's scepter is deactivated and sitting in Vault custody, but not deleted, as is the ring. WQ engaged the Reckoning but only for meteors that had to be sent, so that only partially depleted the veil. Unfortunately, an extremely large abnormal Veiloid was one of the things sent, causing the entire host world to be completely obliterated rather than just destroying its host species. The 'exiles' manipulating players are located in a different veil meteor instead. WK has returned to Prospit but is still being purified of residual corruption (the Queen took her ring off pre-prototyping, the King did not deactivate his scepter until the prototyping arrived because he forgot)
5. Echidna on the Land of Weird Bugs and Skaia and Frogs. Because of the Weird Bugs and Frogs and Echidna's willful spawn rate manipulation, this land is arguably the only one without too many corruption problems. Echidna is basically pissed that the Knight of Space is not helpful at all right now and lit the Forge by herself at the cost of a box of matches from the Witch so the denizen could go and light the Forge's pilot light (Flux/Ploy bug that causes bad puns, nonharmful) and then set the Clown on fire.
The remaining players, the Knight of Space of the Land of Weird Bugs and Skaia and Frogs with Echidna, the Muse of Flux on the Land of Windows and Walls with Yaldabaoth, the still-flaming Clown of Waste of Coins of [error] on the Land of Angels and Cathedrals with Mobster Kingpin (yes, that is a valid Coins denizen.), the Seer of Sound on the Land of Noise and Mind with Joe (he appears to be a glitch denizen who sometimes does Heart and Ploy legitimately), the Mist of Mage on the Land of Sand and Void and Castles with Ptah, and the Doubt of Time on the Land of Errors and Clocks with Loki, are all Singers of the Infinite Choir. The Knight of Space was an idiot and tried to go to the Land of Angels and Cathedrals, and the rest of them succumbed to angels everywhere from prototypings. Those players' denizens besides Echidna are just sitting in their fortresses with underlings disabled and the entrances barricaded waiting for the inevitable.
The BK is inside an angel now. No, really, it's his zord. Godzilla-mothra angel-corrupting angel-spam-tower multiple-final-bosses-welded-together stone laser-vision wizard item-creating kitten glitchy aspect-empowered power ranger Genghis Khan SCP Foundation Potato Black King bigger than the core section of the Battlefield, inside an Angel the size of Skaia.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 15, 2015 16:28:19 GMT -5
oh man, that's hilarious
Do bomber runs on world surfaces, see if you can't create some Magicants (not to hide in, but to stuff the angels in, gotta keep them outta the way somewhere.)
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 15, 2015 17:02:11 GMT -5
Jack Noir sends a bunch of Dersite bombers to carpet bomb LORAI, LOWAW, LOAAC, LONAM, LOSAVAC, and LOEAC's wide open sburban jungles and various ebonpyres to see if some magicant entrances show up. Echidna just flags some surface ones on LOWBASAF because carpetbombing the miniature Skaias lying around might have weird effects, and LOEAH's are mostly pretty obvious from being the only things not covered in black ichor. Skaia itself is covered in angelgates and bombing the dream moons or veil isn't exactly reasonable, so those will be skipped for now.
Several magicant entrances are uncovered, and marker flags are placed accordingly. The Magicant is fairly big in this session, mostly because Void is an active land title. Over half the discovered entrances are on LOSAVAC, for pete's sake.
The Clown of Waste of Coins of [error] cataclysms violently upon being bombed (and realizing he's on fire), causing LOAAC to be covered in...more angels. To the point where they are escaping and rampaging around the session. He's still fine though, as are the other Singers of the Infinite Choir, Jenna-have-mercy.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 16, 2015 9:01:26 GMT -5
Ouch. We may need to start hacking some stuff in.
And don't use the ultimate White Materia. Using Holy on anything, although ineffective, is just asking for a class VII cataclysm.
The Witch of Rain could use some IMAGINATION or MALLKIND (the object moneykind) to spawn in something to let the two remaining players use RED MILES, although that's just asking for doom.
Flow... the Clown's still on freaking fire, eh? BECOME FOREST-FIRE FAIRY, OBSESS OVER MARSHMALLOWS... jk... BURN EVERY ANGEL DOWN TO THEIR QUARKS.
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Post by transfixedThumomancy on Jul 16, 2015 9:01:54 GMT -5
the entire scp wiki? yes, they are kind of screwed. i would have suggested hiding in the magicant, but now that is angel corrupted. instead, hide on lowbasaf. since it has skaia in its name, try placing the genesis frog there when the time comes. in the meantime, take out all the prospit dreaming singers with rangedkinds.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 16, 2015 11:52:26 GMT -5
[RED MILES] Machinegun (one of the few items that tolerates player use of [RED MILES]) is FAR too expensive expensive. As The Witch is not a goddess (or even godtier) she lacks the divine firepower and expandible pluck reserves to just sell a bunch of rainbow bullshit in order to afford it before dozens of timestamps pass. Sprayerkind flamethrowers are technically a rangedkind. So he tries to burn down the Knight of Space so he'll godtier. This doesn't work, as the fact the Clown was perfectly fine after being set on fire by Echidna and in fact didn't even bother to extinguish himself might imply. However, it slightly reduces the Knight's angelic corruption (not for long) because the flamethrower was an eldritch witchfire-thrower. This is presumably going to apply to the rest of the players. The entire angelic hivemind makes a -_- face at the Sage of Flow before attempting to corrupt him. Luckily, being a Speaker of the Furthest Ring with a license to free will comes in handy as far as making it kind of hard for angelic corruption to take root and he's still so Others corrupted he can just abscond back to his land. So he does. LOWBASAF is now the official home base of operations, and Echidna can upsize a new replacement Skaia when the gfrog is ready. Echidna's Denizen Minion uses one of the frogbugputers in Skaianet Labs sitting on LOBASAF and looks up some hacking tips. An 'alchmy thang' is soon alchemized normally, made from the bodily remains of some imps, which is probably one of the safest forms of gamebreaking without current access to certain aspects. Illegal alchemy possibilities, ahoy! Then the SCP Wiki prototyping runs hard and fast into the Ice-Pick Lodge prototyping, which was already wallbanging against the fiction piles prototyping. Besides the Underworld now having a lot of aspect-charged Sisters and Brothers lazing around feeding on colorful caustic stuff in rooms between the angelic screaming festival, several consort villages are now diseased with the Sand Plague and are being poorly contained by an anomaly containment entity which in itself is anomalous. This is resulting in massive casualties due to badly coded consort AI routines running viciously into each other. (recommended listening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3qzMLIq3M ) The angelic hivemind is confused at its rusty-looking infections, but the Singers remain uninfected for now. The Sage of Flow's combination of dark-god-infused biology and Flow-heightened immune system ([Demeter's Fire] the Life ability has FIRE in it for a reason despite Demeter being more a seasons-nature-harvest goddess) will render him pretty safe, while the Witch of Rain just bought some Pathologic-esque specialist antibiotics, properly made twyrine panaceas, and disease-resistant equipment from the Mall and should be fine provided she doesn't have to stay in an infected area for too long. Infections are all over the place, unfortunately. The Sand Plague is not just an excessively damaging level of Sand aspect charge, it's also doublecorrupt and has more than a little Doom in there too. It....reacts weirdly when it comes to anomalous items like SCPs.
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Post by transfixedThumomancy on Jul 16, 2015 18:47:18 GMT -5
on the topic of scps: 1364 will likely negate 682's influence (and possibly that of other indestructibles), as it was written to be 682's opposite in durability and demeanor. i suggest possibly having a carapace/consort ally contact the enemies who are containing things and propose an alliance.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 16, 2015 21:01:39 GMT -5
One of the uninfected consorts makes a phone call (LORAI has some very weird verdancy) to the Underling Foundation. He gets what appears to be incomprehensible screaming about self-containment, then hangs up.
His reaction is quite possibly the most serious and sober face a goofy-looking cute little amphibian-lizard-something has ever made in the history of all Paradox Space.
It sounds like an alliance is not on the table right now.
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Post by transfixedThumomancy on Jul 17, 2015 9:12:18 GMT -5
hmm... all i can say right now is that all of the non-singer players need to tier asap. the witch can then afford that machine gun.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 17, 2015 14:17:43 GMT -5
The Witch conveniently arranges for the two relevant 'exiles' to be distracted with one of her dupliclones sudden appearance because they're not safely out of her reach on the host world as they should be due to the session-specific anomaly mentioned earlier precluding their actual exiling.
Then she has one of her dupliclones kill another on the relevant Quest Bed, and the Sage also tiers with an asked-for lethal dose of rainbows, then both promptly get angels to the face as a side-effect of Skaia being covered in angels emitted by the BK's zord and the angelgates. Luckily, the Sage's various unions with the Others kicked in to reset his corruption meter back to the Others and the Witch had conveniently moved her exile-distracting dupliclone body to the edge of the Incipisphere during the ascension in order to keep the angels off her face, then abused self-hugging mechanics with dupliclone identity bugs to purge all that nasty stuff. Retreat to LOWBASAF happens promptly afterward.
The [RED MILES] machinegun is then paid for by selling tons of liquid Rain channeled through the existing infinite verdancy-guaranteed insanity rain of LORAI to increase the sale value of the latter. One of the most powerful weapons in existence is now in the hands of the Witch of Rain.
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Post by transfixedThumomancy on Jul 18, 2015 11:11:57 GMT -5
disrupt loeah's orbit and slam it into the battlefield, near the skaia beds. tier-and-clear all the singers.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Jul 18, 2015 11:14:08 GMT -5
Awesome.
Crank up the disco music, 'cuz we're going to WRECK. SOME. DIVINITY.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jul 18, 2015 20:43:50 GMT -5
LOEAH is slammed into the battlefield by Echidna's [SPACE DUNK] which is like [CHAOS DUNK] but with more space also it doesn't destroy lands when it is used to relocate them like the basketballs of grist-holding dirt and other things they are. This kills the Black King and through excessive Others corruption purges the angelgates. Horrorterrors swarm the session, but are repelled from vital objectives via LOWBASAF's horrorterrors-gtfo-field being gate-transmissible.
With prolific application of [RED MILES] the Singers are tiered-and-cleared...and promptly go Others corrupt. Nonissue at the moment due to the lack of intensity, and nothing excessive levels of hugs can't solve.
Joe moseys out of his palace and repairs the shinies as best as doable without getting corruption all over himself. Angel prototyping is now disabled everywhere due to the Angels of the Land of Angels and Cathedrals
Celebratory disco party and only-slightly-lobotomized-sounding conversation occurs at Prospit's Legitimate Establishment.
Since everyone is godtier and can thus handle the other excessive prototypings with lategame abilities, and the BK is dead with the Reckoning offline, the session is easily completed (albeit with a tad much horrorterror-vs-angel battling in the background and somebody blowing up the decay script) successfully, using a Skaia from LOWBASAF.
Well, that was easier than expected.
Who wants to try next?
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Post by transfixedThumomancy on Jul 19, 2015 13:49:57 GMT -5
i will try.this session will be very strange. there are two cataclysms, questant's lamenter, and SDs up the wazoo. there is also an extra dream moon called locust. it is brown, with gray carapaces. also the denizen names are all screwy but whatever. the players, in order of entry: the sage of light, in the land of quantum mechanics and probability. there are shittons of clipping errors, but no magicant entrances at all. the denizen is named Napoleon. his pre-entry prototype was a space suit. prospit dreamer. has fallen hard for the white queen. the waste of flux, in the land of land and land. it's perfectly spherical. half of it is smooth and invisible from the outside; the other half is made from the same stuff as perfectly generic objects. the underworld is normal, though. the denizen is named Propagate. her pre-entry prototype was air. gods know how she got it in. derse dreamer. the blood of heir, in the land of lines and wrinkles. it's basically a giant ball of tangled string. the denizen is named Denizen. no, i'm not joking. his pre-entry prototype was a bunny rabbit. locust dreamer. the witch of void, in the land of and . it is exactly what you think it is. there was never a denizen in the first place, the consorts are a democracy. her pre-entry prototype was a saccharine doppelganger of herself who she managed to wrest the time machine away from. locust dreamer. the page of time on the land of AAAAA and drumsticks. it is made up entirely of screaming chicken. the denizen is named Tchaikovsky. his pre-entry prototype was a clock. why hello, jack noir! derse dreamer. the grace of space of space of grace, on the land of wire and bizzarchitecture and frogs. the place is practically the furthest ring in terms of navigability. but not corruption. the denizen is Echidna, the only normal one in the session. her pre-entry prototype was a kyubey plushie. oh my. prospit dreamer. the problem? the blood of heir decided to alchemize saccharine doppelgangers of everyone, just for the hell of it. he is now permadead. all the sds are on the loose. the witch's is heading towards loAad...
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