Post by horrorTerror on Jul 19, 2015 17:52:27 GMT -5
Maybe she used an air compressor and the First Guardian to teleport it inside a tank of compressed air, then glitches happened?
Well, let's make it worse! See if any of the kyubey-prototyped guys are willing to do the contracty/hearty things on every player who is not broke (since Sburb has so many issues with gender detection that won't matter), with all their wishes fixing a different problem with Sburb (read: MAKE WHOEVER HAS THE MOST EMOTIONAL POTENTIAL WISH THE ULTIMATE REWARD WOULD WORK AND IF NOBODY CAN DO THAT MAKE THE SESSION WINNABLE WITH NO FURTHER PERMADEATHS and maybe somebody properly resurrect the blood of heir so we can use him as an additional wish). Thanks to the magic of psybuffs, aspect slaps, despairing violently and witching out possibly while executing a berserk trigger at cataclysmic power levels in order to alleviate the problem of soul gem cleaning, and if necessary implanting their shiny-containing grief seeds into replacement bodies (living or dead) this should render them immortal unless griefseed-shattered, and who knows whether or not that will stick around cross-session and either way it's fine. This should make it slightly harder for them to actually die because they can use their witch barrier and disposable familiars to deal with things for them once sanity has been restored via psybuff abuse and/or getting rebodied. Having the shiny not in the body also might confuse the SDs into thinking they are all dead, and since they do not have any special shiny-detection powers since nobody in this session is Heart, they'll just blow up their bodies and derp about assuming everyone DIED, when in reality they won't even have dreamselves depleted.
That is purely for (ironically) survival purposes since with all these things having a theoretically infinite supply of extra 'lives' might come in handy.
Also, have the Page of Time GTFO with regard to that planet. Time travel, magicant (unless the SDs are using that), rocketing to the Veil and hiding, whatever. If he cannot gtfo fast enough and is accosted nonharmfully by the fake!witch, make up excuses about Tchaikovsky or another denizen wanting to see her in private and THEN GTFO, not implying she is not the real witch of void at any time whatsoever in hopes of not making her think her cover is broken and killing him violently then and there. Denizens can see through freaking Mist shapeshifting, the total lack of a shiny to reference information from and the fact that nobody requested her should probably tip them off that something is wrong and send them into anti-cheat mode.
Evacuate Prospitian dreamselves to their sacrificial slabs if Jack hasn't blown up Prospit yet, and on Derse and Locust if possible since the prototypings are rather nasty. I'm not too familiar with how the mechanics work on that particular bed object when more than one self is still alive but it will probably work like a regular questbed and make their realselves tier if their dreamselves get stabbed on it. If Prospit is already asploded, there goes that option. The questant sage will probably be up in arms against Jack and probably earn his aggro, and [Dance of Thorns] from being all pissed about the Queen getting either miles'd or stabsploded will probably give him enough of a dodging ability to get past the miles.
If Jack does not the regalia because his hatred of clocks is different than his hatred of clowns (which is actually mostly a hatred of being forced to wear silly outfits by the Black Queen and her mastery of prototyping-influenced dress code laws in most instances I have observed) and/or cannot hurt the Black Queen because she just keeps time traveling away from his stab-so-much-the-Black-Queen-explodes attack, then just get the Dersite and maybe Prospitian dreamselves to safety before they get an unwanted stab to the everything. If someone gets stabbed while being their dreamself, have them show reverence to his stabs before they accumulate to a lethal level in hopes that he will become friendly rather than continue stabbing them to death.
Can the Waste of Flux do the fluxy thing and [==>] the Sage into not questanting or Jack into not killing everybody or the Saccharine Doppelgangers into going into the Furthest Ring on the assumption the players did the sane thing and gave up their souls and bodies to the Others and cannot be killed without entering said territory? [==>] is practically purple prose tier gamebreaking editing from higher end users and a Waste might have the raw aspect-based firepower to brute-force it around abjurative sempersand.
Since Tchaikovsky is a Sound denizen, are there any Sound abilities appearing illegally in the Page's repertoire of abilities? Sometimes weird denizen assignments can do that, but it's rare.
Attempt to have gracespacewhatever do the spacey thing. If she can teleport long-distance yet (with a title that has Grace of Space twice, she probably can at this point), teleport the players who are not dead and/or insane-and-not-with-Rain to safety on a random Veiloid lab (preferably one with an alchemiter) or Locust or something, since neither of those should garner too much attention.
Well, let's make it worse! See if any of the kyubey-prototyped guys are willing to do the contracty/hearty things on every player who is not broke (since Sburb has so many issues with gender detection that won't matter), with all their wishes fixing a different problem with Sburb (read: MAKE WHOEVER HAS THE MOST EMOTIONAL POTENTIAL WISH THE ULTIMATE REWARD WOULD WORK AND IF NOBODY CAN DO THAT MAKE THE SESSION WINNABLE WITH NO FURTHER PERMADEATHS and maybe somebody properly resurrect the blood of heir so we can use him as an additional wish). Thanks to the magic of psybuffs, aspect slaps, despairing violently and witching out possibly while executing a berserk trigger at cataclysmic power levels in order to alleviate the problem of soul gem cleaning, and if necessary implanting their shiny-containing grief seeds into replacement bodies (living or dead) this should render them immortal unless griefseed-shattered, and who knows whether or not that will stick around cross-session and either way it's fine. This should make it slightly harder for them to actually die because they can use their witch barrier and disposable familiars to deal with things for them once sanity has been restored via psybuff abuse and/or getting rebodied. Having the shiny not in the body also might confuse the SDs into thinking they are all dead, and since they do not have any special shiny-detection powers since nobody in this session is Heart, they'll just blow up their bodies and derp about assuming everyone DIED, when in reality they won't even have dreamselves depleted.
That is purely for (ironically) survival purposes since with all these things having a theoretically infinite supply of extra 'lives' might come in handy.
Also, have the Page of Time GTFO with regard to that planet. Time travel, magicant (unless the SDs are using that), rocketing to the Veil and hiding, whatever. If he cannot gtfo fast enough and is accosted nonharmfully by the fake!witch, make up excuses about Tchaikovsky or another denizen wanting to see her in private and THEN GTFO, not implying she is not the real witch of void at any time whatsoever in hopes of not making her think her cover is broken and killing him violently then and there. Denizens can see through freaking Mist shapeshifting, the total lack of a shiny to reference information from and the fact that nobody requested her should probably tip them off that something is wrong and send them into anti-cheat mode.
Evacuate Prospitian dreamselves to their sacrificial slabs if Jack hasn't blown up Prospit yet, and on Derse and Locust if possible since the prototypings are rather nasty. I'm not too familiar with how the mechanics work on that particular bed object when more than one self is still alive but it will probably work like a regular questbed and make their realselves tier if their dreamselves get stabbed on it. If Prospit is already asploded, there goes that option. The questant sage will probably be up in arms against Jack and probably earn his aggro, and [Dance of Thorns] from being all pissed about the Queen getting either miles'd or stabsploded will probably give him enough of a dodging ability to get past the miles.
If Jack does not the regalia because his hatred of clocks is different than his hatred of clowns (which is actually mostly a hatred of being forced to wear silly outfits by the Black Queen and her mastery of prototyping-influenced dress code laws in most instances I have observed) and/or cannot hurt the Black Queen because she just keeps time traveling away from his stab-so-much-the-Black-Queen-explodes attack, then just get the Dersite and maybe Prospitian dreamselves to safety before they get an unwanted stab to the everything. If someone gets stabbed while being their dreamself, have them show reverence to his stabs before they accumulate to a lethal level in hopes that he will become friendly rather than continue stabbing them to death.
Can the Waste of Flux do the fluxy thing and [==>] the Sage into not questanting or Jack into not killing everybody or the Saccharine Doppelgangers into going into the Furthest Ring on the assumption the players did the sane thing and gave up their souls and bodies to the Others and cannot be killed without entering said territory? [==>] is practically purple prose tier gamebreaking editing from higher end users and a Waste might have the raw aspect-based firepower to brute-force it around abjurative sempersand.
Since Tchaikovsky is a Sound denizen, are there any Sound abilities appearing illegally in the Page's repertoire of abilities? Sometimes weird denizen assignments can do that, but it's rare.
Attempt to have gracespacewhatever do the spacey thing. If she can teleport long-distance yet (with a title that has Grace of Space twice, she probably can at this point), teleport the players who are not dead and/or insane-and-not-with-Rain to safety on a random Veiloid lab (preferably one with an alchemiter) or Locust or something, since neither of those should garner too much attention.