Post by horrorTerror on Jul 28, 2015 17:31:13 GMT -5
Orzboa....and we're in the clear! Ok then.
We've had fire, now let's do ice.
The entire session is bitterly cold. And annoying. And a permanent winter wonderland, which raises problems when Skaia is freezing cold and in no way a suitable place to raise a Genesis Frog. Oh, and the Black Queen has effectively gone ringwraith with her own regalia.
Resources...
1. Mage of Rain on the Land of Ice and Darkness. Prospit dreamer, prototyped a freezer. Denizen personally hated this person so much that he committed suicide on entry rather than deal with his bullshit again, leaving the land with the Slaying of the Beast pre-tripped. Supremely annoying personality. Wields hookkind and uses the Array Modus.
2. Witch of Breath on the Land of Snow and Bitterness. Derse dreamer, prototyped Elsa from Frozen wearing the Ice King's crown from Adventure Time with accessory weapons of Freeze from Batman with Cirno's wings, and some other ice-themed parties that give imps superpowers with regards to making things cold and overpowered. Also, the Cirno underlings are resurrectively immortal because fairies, but if they are totally depressed and utterly demotivated when dead they will stay dead due to not seeing the point of reviving. This will mean the royalty are immortal unless their regalia are removed or someone abuses morale effects because their AI is not prone to bouts of depression, nor is it capable of suicide. Denizen is Typheus, who in this situation decided that a sousaphone was appropriate and has been making the land feel just as bitter as it tastes through use of an extremely annoying-sounding band. Uses wallet modus and sprayerkind.
3. Knight of Space on the Land of Winter and Freezing Cold and Frogs which is a terrible place to raise frogs. Prospit dreamer, prototyped one of the attacking ice monsters. Denizen is Hequet. Uses Midnight Crew Deck and associated organized crime weapons, but knows the Sburb 'Dance' moveset and can use flashsteps and flailing about wildly like a dreamself to do damage.
4. Fluage (Flux and Rage at the same time as best the game can tell) of Time on the Land of Rage and Glaciers. Derse dreamer, prototyped a manifestation of Rhyme that he managed to trigger with ~ATH wizardry and title abuse so now all the imps have MORE freezeray abilities. Denizen is Sandalphon, the freaking angel, for more problems. Typheus stole the Scratch Construct and left a note saying that the session was post-scratch anyways and he'd rather not endure more timeline resets in the process. Uses tablekind and the Bottle modus.
5. Nurse (the healing variant of Sylph plus some other healing properties from other classes and even aspects, it's a very rare class and is almost immediately designated healer. Presumably in testing/balancing/broken phases as a Nurse of Sand or a Nurse of Doom would be extremely counterintuitive, but as the Noun (nurse/clown) of Bland (blood/sand) case implies you can get those and they'll not instakill you) of [glitch noises] (from what we can tell most of the abilities that aren't fucked up are Life and Void but there are others scattered in there too, mostly Blood, Flesh, Mist, and Doom) on the Land of Tundra and Frost. Prospit dreamer, prototyped a snowball and an ice cube to see how Sburb would react. Denizen is Nyx, whose denizen crime seems to have downgraded to sending insulting letters to all the consorts and the player in place of denizen damage, because she refuses to leave her palace due to a 'player anomaly'. Wields vegetablekind and the Storage Locker modus (which is basically the mutant baby of Bottle Modus and the Midnight Crew Deck, being an abstraction that holds all the stuff in cards in a storage locker thing that appears and disappears as needed)
6. The Smith of Heart on the Land of Candy and Stairs and Rhyme. Derse dreamer, prototyped a pile of ice sculptures (THANKS FOR THE OHGODWHATS MISTER). Denizen is Joe, the generic heart sneople guy, but he has bugged out and is nonhostile and his Hoard is deployed like the Space denizen, PLUS is just wandering around with no hostility to anyone despite the whole denizenly regulations thing. Underling control has been taken out of his hands into the fronds of the Evil Ferns however, much like people who allied with space denizens without ensuring the ferns were done for. Wields magickind/majyykkind (magic is fake as shit, but shit just got real, therefore magic is real but only just now) and the Horn modus (the one with the honking horns I mentioned earlier I think?). Most of the Land Beds are naturally Trickster Beds due to the Candy descriptor and a materials determination bug, resulting in the Smith being semipermanently trickster mode because he LIKES being a candy monster and nobody warned him. However, he is not all that interested in spreading trickster due to a happy excess of candy in his housing area and underling base types, meaning that unless a Saccharine Doppelganger shows up or someone else breaks him from his reverie he will happily waste time bonking imps into zilly oblivion and alchemizing large quantities of desserts.
Thanks to the Knight of Space waking up on Prospit preentry in time to realize all the prototypings were going to be cold as shit and convenient wardrobe availability everyone is decked out in full winter clothing and all fireplaces and furnaces are maxed to avoid dying of hypothermia. Unfortunately, the game bugged out and only some of the consorts are wearing full winter equipment sequestered inside warm buildings, leaving several quest-vital consorts cryogenically preserved. Someone also had the decency to install space heaters in the dream towers to ensure dreamselves don't freeze and alternative winter-safe dreamself PJs were provided, but the dream moons are also trapped in eternal winter. The Veil is also freezing cold for some illogical reason, but that might just be the battlefield's cloning operations adapting to prototypings.
The First Guardian has entered the session and worse is a sapient human-based one, but this is a temporary nonissue because she is happily preoccupied dancing in wildly inappropriate locations and teleporting away from attempts to harm her and will not listen to requests to stop trolling people with dance.
Also, somebody exploded the Black Queen's throne and the Cirno element of the Witch's prototyping allowed her to fly away before Jack Noir could stabsplode her into oblivion and the same prototyping would allow her to survive it anyway, and a number of glitched routines caused her to go batshit crazy. There is now a Black (Ice) Queen with [RED MILES] and Rhyme bulletspam on the loose. However, she still has some semblance of queenly duty and is usually just joining the Debug NPC in wildly inappropriately located dance parties whenever they end up on Derse. The Dersite royalty also have a damaging weakness to puns involving black ice, causing them to get really offended, attack, and in the case of the BQ immediately [RED MILES] away the immediate area in hopes of killing whoever said that.
The Reckoning can also never happen unless interfered with due to the whole Cirno immortality-as-long-as-you're-not-suicidally-depressed bug and carapaces being totally unable to directly suicide and extremely apprehensive at the mere idea, and the players say that there were no meteors threatening them personally but a global ice age caused a different apocalypse with ice monsters and there may have been meteors that they didn't get to see due to the whole ice monster attack being in the way, and Sburb seems to have gotten drunk with regard to certain Priorities and Imperatives. Ectobaby delivery meteors came in from the pre-scratch timeline and no clear predictions have been found, so it could go either way.
We've had fire, now let's do ice.
The entire session is bitterly cold. And annoying. And a permanent winter wonderland, which raises problems when Skaia is freezing cold and in no way a suitable place to raise a Genesis Frog. Oh, and the Black Queen has effectively gone ringwraith with her own regalia.
Resources...
1. Mage of Rain on the Land of Ice and Darkness. Prospit dreamer, prototyped a freezer. Denizen personally hated this person so much that he committed suicide on entry rather than deal with his bullshit again, leaving the land with the Slaying of the Beast pre-tripped. Supremely annoying personality. Wields hookkind and uses the Array Modus.
2. Witch of Breath on the Land of Snow and Bitterness. Derse dreamer, prototyped Elsa from Frozen wearing the Ice King's crown from Adventure Time with accessory weapons of Freeze from Batman with Cirno's wings, and some other ice-themed parties that give imps superpowers with regards to making things cold and overpowered. Also, the Cirno underlings are resurrectively immortal because fairies, but if they are totally depressed and utterly demotivated when dead they will stay dead due to not seeing the point of reviving. This will mean the royalty are immortal unless their regalia are removed or someone abuses morale effects because their AI is not prone to bouts of depression, nor is it capable of suicide. Denizen is Typheus, who in this situation decided that a sousaphone was appropriate and has been making the land feel just as bitter as it tastes through use of an extremely annoying-sounding band. Uses wallet modus and sprayerkind.
3. Knight of Space on the Land of Winter and Freezing Cold and Frogs which is a terrible place to raise frogs. Prospit dreamer, prototyped one of the attacking ice monsters. Denizen is Hequet. Uses Midnight Crew Deck and associated organized crime weapons, but knows the Sburb 'Dance' moveset and can use flashsteps and flailing about wildly like a dreamself to do damage.
4. Fluage (Flux and Rage at the same time as best the game can tell) of Time on the Land of Rage and Glaciers. Derse dreamer, prototyped a manifestation of Rhyme that he managed to trigger with ~ATH wizardry and title abuse so now all the imps have MORE freezeray abilities. Denizen is Sandalphon, the freaking angel, for more problems. Typheus stole the Scratch Construct and left a note saying that the session was post-scratch anyways and he'd rather not endure more timeline resets in the process. Uses tablekind and the Bottle modus.
5. Nurse (the healing variant of Sylph plus some other healing properties from other classes and even aspects, it's a very rare class and is almost immediately designated healer. Presumably in testing/balancing/broken phases as a Nurse of Sand or a Nurse of Doom would be extremely counterintuitive, but as the Noun (nurse/clown) of Bland (blood/sand) case implies you can get those and they'll not instakill you) of [glitch noises] (from what we can tell most of the abilities that aren't fucked up are Life and Void but there are others scattered in there too, mostly Blood, Flesh, Mist, and Doom) on the Land of Tundra and Frost. Prospit dreamer, prototyped a snowball and an ice cube to see how Sburb would react. Denizen is Nyx, whose denizen crime seems to have downgraded to sending insulting letters to all the consorts and the player in place of denizen damage, because she refuses to leave her palace due to a 'player anomaly'. Wields vegetablekind and the Storage Locker modus (which is basically the mutant baby of Bottle Modus and the Midnight Crew Deck, being an abstraction that holds all the stuff in cards in a storage locker thing that appears and disappears as needed)
6. The Smith of Heart on the Land of Candy and Stairs and Rhyme. Derse dreamer, prototyped a pile of ice sculptures (THANKS FOR THE OHGODWHATS MISTER). Denizen is Joe, the generic heart sneople guy, but he has bugged out and is nonhostile and his Hoard is deployed like the Space denizen, PLUS is just wandering around with no hostility to anyone despite the whole denizenly regulations thing. Underling control has been taken out of his hands into the fronds of the Evil Ferns however, much like people who allied with space denizens without ensuring the ferns were done for. Wields magickind/majyykkind (magic is fake as shit, but shit just got real, therefore magic is real but only just now) and the Horn modus (the one with the honking horns I mentioned earlier I think?). Most of the Land Beds are naturally Trickster Beds due to the Candy descriptor and a materials determination bug, resulting in the Smith being semipermanently trickster mode because he LIKES being a candy monster and nobody warned him. However, he is not all that interested in spreading trickster due to a happy excess of candy in his housing area and underling base types, meaning that unless a Saccharine Doppelganger shows up or someone else breaks him from his reverie he will happily waste time bonking imps into zilly oblivion and alchemizing large quantities of desserts.
Thanks to the Knight of Space waking up on Prospit preentry in time to realize all the prototypings were going to be cold as shit and convenient wardrobe availability everyone is decked out in full winter clothing and all fireplaces and furnaces are maxed to avoid dying of hypothermia. Unfortunately, the game bugged out and only some of the consorts are wearing full winter equipment sequestered inside warm buildings, leaving several quest-vital consorts cryogenically preserved. Someone also had the decency to install space heaters in the dream towers to ensure dreamselves don't freeze and alternative winter-safe dreamself PJs were provided, but the dream moons are also trapped in eternal winter. The Veil is also freezing cold for some illogical reason, but that might just be the battlefield's cloning operations adapting to prototypings.
The First Guardian has entered the session and worse is a sapient human-based one, but this is a temporary nonissue because she is happily preoccupied dancing in wildly inappropriate locations and teleporting away from attempts to harm her and will not listen to requests to stop trolling people with dance.
Also, somebody exploded the Black Queen's throne and the Cirno element of the Witch's prototyping allowed her to fly away before Jack Noir could stabsplode her into oblivion and the same prototyping would allow her to survive it anyway, and a number of glitched routines caused her to go batshit crazy. There is now a Black (Ice) Queen with [RED MILES] and Rhyme bulletspam on the loose. However, she still has some semblance of queenly duty and is usually just joining the Debug NPC in wildly inappropriately located dance parties whenever they end up on Derse. The Dersite royalty also have a damaging weakness to puns involving black ice, causing them to get really offended, attack, and in the case of the BQ immediately [RED MILES] away the immediate area in hopes of killing whoever said that.
The Reckoning can also never happen unless interfered with due to the whole Cirno immortality-as-long-as-you're-not-suicidally-depressed bug and carapaces being totally unable to directly suicide and extremely apprehensive at the mere idea, and the players say that there were no meteors threatening them personally but a global ice age caused a different apocalypse with ice monsters and there may have been meteors that they didn't get to see due to the whole ice monster attack being in the way, and Sburb seems to have gotten drunk with regard to certain Priorities and Imperatives. Ectobaby delivery meteors came in from the pre-scratch timeline and no clear predictions have been found, so it could go either way.
