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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 17, 2015 8:02:27 GMT -5
a game that sounds so awesome... a game that ranks at a 12 on my Weird Shit-o-meter... SBURB 0.0.0.0: DELELELELELELELE WOOP EDITION! In this game, EVERYTHING is wrong. We have the Denizen Hequet, with the Zerglingsprite, on the land of Flesh and Brains. She is a Dame of Blood and has the denizen... Ahriman (who keeps making passes at her, although he has mellowed and is more often just trying to flirt. And return her hat for HATKIND.) We have the SD of a Prospitan Bishop, with the original Bishop as the sprite. He's on the Land of Mind and Gaps and Frogs, and the original was a Knight of Space. The SD seems to be a Maid of Sound. We have the return of the human fuzzyKitten, who is still a Maid of Mist with the denizen Yvetal. She is riding him around on the Land of Phantasm and Crystals, and she has the Catsprite. Then we have the Dalek. Klingonsprite, RAYKIND, Waste of Flow, the Land of Wind and Rain is intersecting Skaia, and in addition to the Black King he has two denizens: Hequet... and Echidna. The two denizens can't stop catfighting. Currently, the Dalek has staked 413 boonbonds that sometime during the session, they will finally start making out. We also have Miss Suwako, who this time is a Bane of Life. She has the Land of Puddles and Lillies and Sleeping Gas, and whatever denizen she had is gone. And then we have... a Pastamancer, who is a Mage of Time on the Land of Pasta and Turtles. He already took care of the denizen.
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 17, 2015 9:29:11 GMT -5
If the SD's pendant doesn't contain the info for the Knight of Space instead for frogbreeding purposes, apply vagabouncy to the Dalek to something-not-cataclysm of Space to dodge a cataclysm and get an essential title, then have both of Hequet's instances and Echidna find/create a volcano and Forge-ify it, then abuse alchemy to create the right frogs from contraband frogs. I don't know what in particular is actually making the game *abnormally difficult* emergency situation beyond the lack of viable Space assets, and that's more of an issue of the unfixable kind.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 17, 2015 9:50:31 GMT -5
The main problem is that... pretty much everything's covered by a Somebody Else's Problem Field, meaning: 1. All underlings are undetectable. 2. Players cannot see nor hear each other. 3. The script on the SD is buggy. The game assigned it a different title and aspect but has not changed its duties. And yes, it is indeed possible for a Maid of Sound to do frogbreeding. 4. The denizens of the Dalek's land are catfighting, one of whom happens to be the same Denizen as a player in the game.
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 17, 2015 12:44:33 GMT -5
Alchemize something with Flux or Ploy, as the narrative is immune to inteference by Time Lord technology, as shown repeatedly. Abuse chat clients to avoid having to personal contactify.
Assuming the duties' capability component is intact, that's not a problem.
Have Hequet use her denizenly control over LOWAR to release the Hoard (they're already inside Skaia anyways) and turn off underlings, then bribe Ahriman with denizenly snake action into releasing the Hoard of LOFAB and also stop the underlings there. If Hequet on LOWAR and Hequet on LOFAB are seperate beings, keep the Hequet on LOFAB safe and have the Hequet on LOFAM go godtier since the exiles aren't equipped to watch multiple bodies at once below a certain competence level and as the same entity they should keep player qualifications. Tell her to drop off the catfighting with the narrative prompt.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 18, 2015 9:10:44 GMT -5
They would... if only the Exiles had a positive INT score. Which is a real feat, considering that INT can't go below zero. As a matter of fact, EVERY Carapacian has a negative INT score. Thankfully, due to this, the Bishop prototyping is more of just being randomly hit by balls every so often, but it makes the egg runs on LOFAB and LOWAR impossible because, y'know, you're always blindsided. The egg runs on LOPALASG are impossible because of the sleeping gas, amazingly caused by a sleeping Angel that miss Suwako found. The angel will not wake up. Ironically, one of the consort types happens to be... Tribbles. To annoy the SD even more, HE'S stuck with them.
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 18, 2015 9:31:25 GMT -5
Every single carapacian has the DERP?!
AJHGVRHEOIJHUIREIONB YIRO for iael's sake apply percussive maintenance to slap them back into sobriety!
The exiles being too stupid to understand the complex commands required by the prompt to block suicides properly is exactly what we need for Hequet to godtier.
Kill the angel in its sleep then it will be just another casualty of the eternal war problem solved and/or it'll wake up.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 19, 2015 8:26:27 GMT -5
Upon further inspection, the angel actually seems to be made of stone. /ohSHIT Thankfully, the frog goddess cast Stone into Bedrock, meaning it's not gonna wake up or move. Or die. At least that's a problem solved. Sadly, a slapfest with fK and fG kills over 90% of all Carapacians. The current assumption is that pasta and zerglings combined have a sufficiently low INT and CON score to have Mario-level gel viscosity. As a matter of fact, prototyping a Klingon cancels all buffs from a bishop prototyping. The SD can never be above 25% health because, y'know, he's a tribble factory.
(If you haven't noticed by now, all the Carapacians seem to love TV shows. As a matter of fact, the only peaceful trade between Prospit and Derse happens to be DVDs. If the PM ever tells you to deliver DVDs, you got off lucky.)
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 20, 2015 6:01:12 GMT -5
Brainitude doesn't affect gel viscosity, so why do they all have a terrible constitution? What about their shells?
What, are bat'leth-wielding bishops not a cool enough thing? Sburb enable logic pls.
Did Stone into Bedrock fix the gas emissions or what?
So many queries *flails arms*
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 20, 2015 7:38:23 GMT -5
It kinda did. Now the Angel's surrounded by gas. The underlings have crappy gel viscosity because of the pasta+Zergling prototyping. Same goes for the Carapacians.
The two denizens are still catfighting. The Dalek feels like he might actually lose his bet.
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 21, 2015 16:57:48 GMT -5
Abuse exile terminals and the narrative prompt recursion states to get that bet won! ==> it already, for the shippers everywhere!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 22, 2015 6:34:20 GMT -5
For some reason, fuzzyKitten manages to
RECRUIT THE BLACK FUCKING KING
if only because of his ever-so-slightly higher INT and Gel Viscosity.
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 22, 2015 12:53:18 GMT -5
Throw the Black King at the catfighting Denizens since it can't be that far from the Battlefield to LOWAR if they're both inside Skaia. He should be strong enough to defeat them because BATLETHS ARE KEWL.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 24, 2015 15:05:16 GMT -5
With liberal applications of GENUFLECT, SUPLEX, INTERMEDIARY and BOLLOCKS, you manage to get the absolutely stupid BLACK KING off of his Polish obsidian butt and...
Those two denizens...
Who gave you permission to roast marshmallows, Mister Big King? Oh wait, now you're... wait, what? *checks script* ... ... ... Okay. But still, what? Um... what?! (FILL IN THE BLANK!) The Black King is now _____ _____ _____. (stupider the better!)
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Post by horrorTerror on Aug 24, 2015 15:21:54 GMT -5
excessively on fire!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Aug 25, 2015 15:33:56 GMT -5
really? not something ultra-stupid like... fishing for panties? mining for treacle? walking up walls? obsessing over pebbles? eating a lawnmower?
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