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Post by uselessCarnivore on Jul 18, 2014 9:25:36 GMT -5
You can still send and receive info through one-use servers. I know you might not get this, but still. Hmm. I'll send this through my... other friends.
If you're still in the session, get the Hoard. It's a big(i mean it, you can craft Skaia with that amount) storage of grist of all types under the Denizen lair. (If the Spire is the north pole, then DL is the south one) It's covered by Bedrock, but your rings should mine the stuff. And get yourself one of these Veil meteors - one with a library. At least, get a code for it.
Good luck, distance between frogs in a session is really big.
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Post by helicalHellfire on Jul 20, 2014 2:41:27 GMT -5
i got your message. thanks for the advice, i had photonic do her thing and make a perspective-abusing modus just before we left. we have my land, but i dunno how we're going to get anything off it, it takes up very little space on the card and when she puts it down it'll have to be either very far away or very small. i got codes for most sections of the veil, but again, hard to use
if photonic shrinks all my stuff down one more fucking time i swear to fucking god i will fucking murder her fucking face off so fucking hard jesus fucking christ
ringwraith caught up with us, definitely wants us dead, i'm firing alpha strikes every time my rings recharge but i dunno what'll happen when i have to sleep, cryo's the only one i trust with them and he can't aim worth shit. its ring is much more powerful than mine are but there's only one so as long as i do alpha strikes i can parry with one hand's beams and attack with the other hand's
finally, zero says that the others you've met are inherently inferior to the ones he's met, simply because he hasn't met them. he's a fucking asshole
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Post by uselessCarnivore on Jul 21, 2014 1:14:51 GMT -5
Whoa, nice idea.
No. Just no.
You can captcha small NPCs. Try to do it with that modus.
Heh. Who cares.
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Post by helicalHellfire on Jul 23, 2014 7:25:55 GMT -5
message received, now with less quality
yeah, the perspective modus *totally fucking works* if you know entirely too much. given that photonic's predictions (the only post she's ever made here is one) are entirely flawless if you can interpret them (i'm decent at it, she's mysterious about it, cryo's shit at it and thought that a dersefall signet had sprouted limbs and done helicalHellfire && grimoire), it totally works for her
if it helps, i'm actually probably the least likely to murder someone. cryo acts calm in text, but you haven't watched him type (what the fuck is his keyboard made of), or fight monsters (rip in peace, consort who surprised him). photonic... is photonic. she's just fucking mysterious. as for chemicalGiganticide, haemophiliacHardware, and protonicResonator (seriously? fucking *seriously*?), they're all time doomed. i wouldn't trust a doomed version of myself, why the fuck would i trust a doomed version of someone else
i tried it. the ringwraith is smaller and further away. doesn't really make a difference, it was pretty long-range combat anyway and ring size doesn't affect damage
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Post by uselessCarnivore on Jul 25, 2014 2:36:39 GMT -5
Well, i'm knight of space, i'll make it work.
Photonic should be pretty calm. She's a godtiered Light player, they are really optimistic.
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Post by helicalHellfire on Jul 25, 2014 6:28:48 GMT -5
message received, but jesus christ these single-use servers are getting shittier and shittier.
anyone who looked up forced perspective once can use the perspective modus, it's not hard, it picks up stuff and shows it superimposed over the world. controls on the card let you get the code or put the thing down with zero movement relative to you (this usually changes when gravity kicks in). it's a hassle for storage, but faster than using alchemiter upgrades for huge swords. photonic's predictions, however, mean that she frequently picks stuff up and only explains why after the prediction she didn't tell anyone is completed. a few hours ago, i saw her with a card with a ghost image of a hologram of a plastic model of a star and some purple paint. i still have no fucking clue why. anyway she did printed-out wikipedia article on forced perspective && wallet modus, but ymmv
yeah i guess, she follows those fucking predictions like they're the end of all fucking knowledge though. i guess my main concern is that she'll get one that can only be interpreted as her killing everyone else, follow the prediction, and cause it to happen and thus be predicted in the first place, and i won't even be able to be like "aw fuck you asshole why the fuck did you kill me" when i die because if she didn't we'd all be doomed anyway
also chainfire is the best fucking thing ever. i had photonic return the ringwraith to original size while i fired my attack rings in series, it slowed right the fuck down from the constant hits. i can't keep it up for long, these things are pretty fucking draining and firing them together gives me some time to recover, but we got some distance on it i guess
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Post by helicalHellfire on Jul 28, 2014 22:16:37 GMT -5
we seem to have crossed over some invisible line. a whole bunch of game stuff shattered (the upgraded alchemiter, most of our alchemized stuff (not the sylladexes, thank fuck, if we ended up with no sylladexes again i would both figuratively and literally lose my shit (i've been carrying all my stuff around to keep photonic from shrinking it), cryo and photonic's godtier outfits (photonic wore normal clothes underneath, cryo didn't), my rings, the ringwraith (well, not so much shattered as fucking disintegrated)). no sign of the doomed players, i guess the ringwraith got them while it was alive but my rings had already shattered
that or i was right about photonic killing someone
i think i spotted our destination. literally looks like a hole in whatever universe-like system i exist in right now. given that chemical was our space player and he's probably dead i hope that's our destination because there's no steering on this fucking rock without either his space stuff or my hope stuff and WHOOPS I LOST MY FUCKING HOPE POWERS WITH EVERYONE ELSE'S GODTIERS WHEN WE CROSSED OVER HA HA what the fuck were the developers of this game thinking
actually, more likely idea, there weren't any and at some point one of the later sessions creates the first, hopefully not rendering the replay thing as nonfunctional as everything else in the game
oh goddamnit i just realized that my miniland is probably shattered too. so that was a complete waste of picking something up
the space hole is pretty close now. probably won't be able to keep using this single-use server after we pass through, so i'll send this and post a status report later
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Post by uselessCarnivore on Jul 29, 2014 3:19:27 GMT -5
T.H.E.Y. tell me that this is the "Universe barrier". Basically, there's no Sburb after the line. Sylladexes are overprotected(like pendants and quest beds), so they are safe. Whoa. That's strange. The only ingame black holes are either from the singleplayer sessions or the rare " restoration" quest(you won't miss it if that's the reason, it needs one half-corrupted and one spatial(Time or Space) player). But it can also be the hole from Void windowbreaking or even the dreambubble from doomed timelie, who knows.
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Post by helicalHellfire on Jul 29, 2014 5:07:02 GMT -5
alright, these single-use servers are pissing me off. it took five hours and sixty predictions to get this peice of shit to send a message as "present helix" (which i am, jesus christ). on to business
we got closer to the hole. it's not a black hole, there's no gravitational lensing (though it wouldn't surprise me if sburb just didn't bother with it). we seem to be orbiting it now, which kind of impedes our progress to the other session. i did see a version of me who was a god-tiered heir of time, no idea what's up with that, i'm definitely a hope player. i guess having to reenter the incipisphere might assign another class to me, but this guy needs to quit with the floating out of speaking range looking sinister. first thing i'm doing if it turns out i have to go back in time and be this guy is removing the amount of time that he floated from my mind so that i don't have to float there for two hours except that apparently he does that anyway because this is hopefully not a doomed timeline and he's been floating for two fucking hours who the fuck floats in one place for two (nearly 3) fucking hours that's boring as shit
i miss my rings, this guy is sinister as f
okay i know i didn't finish that but he stopped fucking floating i'm gonna take cryo's spare cleaversword (he lost the cryogenic one, but the normal steel one just got a cool spiderweb pattern on it) and go deal with this shit
status report when i'm not in danger of death by godtier heir of time
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Post by uselessCarnivore on Jul 29, 2014 7:50:18 GMT -5
Well, time is kinda nonexistent in the space between sessions.
No, your classpect is written in your brain, it never changes. It's possible to reroll it by vagabouncing, but it's a last resort thing for broken classpects like clown. I also vagabounced when i rolled Waste of Breath, but i almost destroyed everything on my planet that wasn't made of bedrock.
Relax. Time players tend to be scary. They will be a trainwreck at the end of the session otherwise.
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Post by helicalHellfire on Jul 30, 2014 10:07:08 GMT -5
alright, time-helix grabbed a less shitty single-use server on his way
apparently all time-helices are doomed, good to know i guess
so his job is pretty much to get us to post-apocalyptic post-scratch earth, send us back to pre-apocalyptic post-scratch earth, and get us set up there
once we're set up he'll, and i quote, "pretty much just ride your entry in and see if i can get back to my session and win before my whole group dies". also, apparently his group was space-photonic (oh dear god), breath-cryo (yep, that's what we have, and yep, he's ridiculously destructive), and of course time-helix, who i mentioned earlier
probably won't get another single-use server but we'll see
also i have no fucking idea how the shit a heir of time is supposed to make an entire dwelling spire move, but whatever
edit: he got out and pushed. this is fucking retarded
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Post by helicalHellfire on Aug 3, 2014 10:27:38 GMT -5
we're here, motherfuckers, "here" being "pre-apocalyptic post-scratch earth"
i have no idea how i'm going to find chemical's group, let alone our mysterious 8th player (did you know that zA is the most common set of chumhandle initials on this planet? because I sure fucking didn't!)
time-helix fucked right off after we got here, so no help from him
sylladexes are a thing here, but the wallet and perspective modi aren't, so i had to go get modi that are less bullshit. me and cryo got array (i seriously have no idea why you would ever make or use anything else), but photonic insisted on something called fino (i looked it up, and apparently you can never get anything out and it doesn't give you codes and you can't even fucking look at the cards and yeah this is basically just a black hole)
there is no way to search for a specific handle here. the handles are in no particular order. there are over a million handles starting with c, and that's rounding it down pretty hard. sburb, this is your cue to make pure coincidence coincidentally cause our paths to concide in a coincidential manner before i coincidentally kill myself
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Post by uselessCarnivore on Aug 6, 2014 2:54:02 GMT -5
Sburb messes with you. It really likes that.
I love Version Drift. Especially when it makes post-scratch worlds that make no sense. There's a Retrieval modus that has alot of recipes, usually something that reverses things + fino/davy jones locker/blackhole/whatever modus. Photonic might also just kinda reach the card, if the storage is shown. (This is one of game features that everyone thinks is a part of Rain's messing with reality.)
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Post by helicalHellfire on Aug 6, 2014 9:54:30 GMT -5
alright, quick update
our post-scratch selves have been dead for exactly 100 years as of the moment i discovered that (yes, down to the second), except for post-scratch photonic, she just kind of disappears one week after that
finally found chemical's group, we're entering in four chains, each led by a pre-scratch player (my group if you forgot), the leaders will be served by the second in each chain. no point practicing our fucking thumb-twiddling while we wait to get a server player
release date is 4 days from now, i have all my codes written down so i can cheat, and i've cut both legs off a shitty doll so i can prototype it (i usually find that it's easier to fight when your enemy has no fucking legs). hopefully everyone else's prototypings won't be op as fuck
photonic did get something out of fino, actually. i have no idea how the fuck she did that, when i tried the modus it didn't display what it had in it, maybe it's just invisible and she can see it because why the fuck wouldn't she be able to see something invisible
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Post by uselessCarnivore on Aug 7, 2014 0:20:34 GMT -5
Double-session players? Whoa. It's a rare glitch.
> hopefully everyone else's prototypings won't be op as fuck > Witch HAHA
Or she knows how to. She probably gets nice ARC bonus, too.
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