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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2017 13:31:15 GMT -5
ALICE LATIAN… WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, CHILDE OF UNNATURAL CONCEPTION? YOU, TAINTED BY THE POWERS OF A LOST RACE… YOU, CLAIMING DESCENT FROM YOUNG GODS… YOU, WHO ARE HOST TO ENERGIES YOU COULD NEVER COMPREHEND… HAVE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE IN COMING HERE.
UB:OE - NECROMOSOME
DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE ON THIS WORLD IS ENOUGH TO DESTABILIZE REALITY ITSELF? YOU FOOL! NOW, YOU MUST DIE FOR YOUR ACTIONS! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE FORCE! Go, Tapu Koko, Nebby! Stall that thing so I can capture it! Oh god… make it stop, I'm feeling funny and lightheaded… I can't breathe --- ack! Hoopa, help me...
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2017 13:31:41 GMT -5
Haaaaa… That was too close for comfort. Just what was that thing? It looks artificial but it is definitely natural, it's powerful enough to disrupt all psychic abilities, and it wields the Force like… like a relativistic katana… through… a hamburger… with whipped cream and soap bubbles on top… sitting on… an upright bamboo stalk.
My thoughts are going places today. I think… I think my work is done here. I can feel it, reality stitching itself back together. It was wrong in its thoughts. Hoopa, it's time.
It's finally time… Now I can just live a normal life… No more fighting for me.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2017 13:33:17 GMT -5
Um, did I come at a bad time? I don't hear any alarms… Hey, someone's coming. Hoopa, some - hey, why are you dragging me off? And get your hand out of my britches, you slob. Orin, where are you running to? Orin, wait -
the nebby ruse was a............ DISTACTION
Hoopa: sorry about that, but it seems that we are far too late. Alice: NEBBY GET IN THE FUCKING BALL WHY ARE YOU KILLING PEOPLE Hoopa: Psychic/Steel, remember? Besides, I could tell their intent from a mile off: they're all a bunch of sick fucks, the lot of ‘em!
Orin: … … … … a-a-are they gone? Did… Did they die? D-d-d-d, d-d-don, don', don' hurt meeee… *uncontrollable sobbing* Alice: Orin, what's going on? What's - Orin: *spewing tears* Alice: Orin, Orin, talk to me please. What's wrong, your thoughts are a complete mess and I can't sort them out - and no you do not get to have that grenade, bad kitty! Orin: *incoherent babbling* Alice: SUCK IT UP, ORIN - FUUUUCK THAT HURT! Orin, I am very sorry, but I don't - ow - I really didn't mean to - fuckdammit - stop clawing me, I said I'm sorry and - OW FUCK STOP NEBBY HELP ME!
Hoopa: Oh. Bloody. FUCK. Who brought in the US military, and where is Yukari? … Hoopa: oh fuck you did not. OH FUCK YOU DID NOT TELL ME THAT. DEATH. DEAAATH. DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alice: What the hell is going on? Hoopa, Orin, answer meeeee!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2017 13:33:46 GMT -5
Nebby: OW. STOP, USING, ME, AS, A, CUDGEL.
Hoopa: FOR YUKARI-SAMA! I SHALL FREE HER FROM THOSE INFERNAL CONTRAPTIONS YOU HAVE DESIGNED, AND SLAY ANY ILLEGITIMATE OFFSPRING SHE BEARS! Orin: why must this war hurt so much? I'm through with this! YOU COCKBEASTS TOOK MY SATORI, MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY, NEARLY TOOK ME, AND NOW THIS THRASHING IS GOING TO TAKE MY HEAD OFF!
Alice: … Alice: fuck it. SHATTERED PSYCHE! LET'S GO! Alice: It's personal.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2017 13:34:20 GMT -5
Hoopa: Okay, it looks like we are thoroughly underequipped for this adventure. So, let's get better arms. To you, EB-02α, I present… actually I'll just let you pick yourself, you picky thing.
Hoopa: To you, Deuce (since you're comfortable with that name) would you like the Rotwing Recurve Bow, the Decade Bow ‘Falling Star’ or the legendary longbow Kudzu?
Hoopa: To you, Orin, I present the Kraken Pistols, a pair of unlimited-ammo rapid-fire pistols: basically a lethal flaming bullet hell in linear form. Perfect for an abused kassha on the warpath.
Hoopa: And to you, Alice, I present… your very first spellcard: [Border between Wave and Particle], one of Yukari’s simplest spells.
Hoopa: Now, let's see what the Lunarian Cockroach found… oh my god, is that a Hime Limited® Purity Fan™ and a Yagakoro Arms Moonraker x16 tri-ion handcannon? I thought they abandoned the Moonraker line in favor of the lighter Ame-no-Torifune fractal lazguns twenty days into the First Lunar War!
[==>] Alice Latian and co.: Pose as a team, shit just got real.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2017 13:35:06 GMT -5
SUDDENLY SPEAKERS {bgm: Iji - Asha} This is a public service announcement from the Ministry of Right and Wrong.
All reincarnation requests are automatically suspended, effective immediately.
It is time for the Yamaxanadu to take matters into her own hands.
This is Komachi Onozuka,Yamaxanadu, signing off.
Komachi: I've had enough. I'll take this war into my own hands, and send them all into the damnation that AAAAAUUUUUuuuuuugghhhh… what… the…
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on Apr 7, 2017 13:35:32 GMT -5
(American troops flood the entire room, followed by a massive firefight in which an infinite number of troops are either torn asunder, atomized, cut in two, or exploded.) Alice: Screw this! Z-Forme, ROLL OUT!
Alice: Shattered Psyche! FOR VICTORY! Origami Samurai (EB04Ω): Bloom Doom! *flup-SHWING!* Lunarian Cockroach: Savage Spin-Out! CEASE DEFILING THIS PLACE AT ONCE! Tapu Koko: Guardian of Alola… AREA VERSION! Zygarde: Devastating Drake! BEGONE, BANE OF ECOLOGY! Nebby: Corkscrew Crash! *Pew!* Sirena: Oceanic Operetta! You shall sing no more! Decidueye: Sinister Arrow Raid! MAY MY BOW NOT MISS!
???: Twinkle Tackle! ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ! ???: Oh, so that's where I left that orb. waallaaalaaa INFERNO OVERDRIVE what just.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:15:40 GMT -5
{bgm: Meteorological Sect of Mystic Wisdom ~ Suwa Foughten Field - Touhoumon Puppet Play Originals}
A wild ZOkuu appeared!
[ZOkuu’s Ruby Orb is reacting!]
[ZOkuu’s Primal Reversion!]
[ZOkuu’s Desolate Land! The sun became unbearably hot and close!]
[ZOkuu’s Desolate Land!]
>The sunlight turned extremely harsh!
Go, Tapu Koko!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:22:09 GMT -5
Hoopa: If the world would stop shaking, me and you and Satan herself would be able to finish… Oh, a god just fell in and finished the curses I was creating. Now there'll be no new children to sacrifice.
Hoopa: But that's interference anyway, so I'm gonna just pound him further into the ground. No, Ms. “Who Is This Lucifer, I'm Only A Shinto God Of Evil” McSatan, you don't get a say in this. He interrupted the ritual, no I don't CARE about all the negative karma he had he ought to be punished - dammit Alice stop helping him.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:24:01 GMT -5
Act 7: UPHOLDING THE LAW Nefer: Okay, I'm a mounted unit now thanks to Alice Latian, and gentlemanMannerism joined the fray as well… Everyone except Iji has been captured now. It's time to use THAT. {bgm - Theme of Cat God ~ O Fortuna} O, FORTUNA... VELUT LUNA... STATU VARIABILIS… SEMPER CRESCIS, AUT DECRESCIS, VITA DETESTABILIS. NUNC OBDURAT! ET TUNC CURAT! LUDO MENTIS ACIEM. EGESTATEM, POTESTATEM, DISSOLVIT UT GLACIEM.
SORS IMMANIS! ET INANIS! ROTA TU VOLUBILIS. STATUS MALUS, VANA SALUS, SEMPER DISSOLUBILIS. OBUMBRATA! ET VELATA! MICHI QUOQUE NITERIS. NUNC PER LUDUM, DORSUM NUDUM, FERO TUI SCELERIS.
SORS SALUTIS! ET VIRTUTIS! MICHI NUNC CONTRARIA. EST AFFECTUS, ET DEFECTUS, SEMPER IN ANGARIA. HAC IN HORA! SINE MORA! CORDE PULSUM TANGITE. QUOD PER SORTEM, STERNIT FORTEM, MECUM OMNES PLANGITE!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:26:34 GMT -5
Nefer: Okay, the reactor exploded a little bit and now everything's offline. CUT ALL THE CABLES GUYS! That should end the mind control regime. You, Mekako, Ammy, Masamune, go take the west wing with Iji. Radiant Megaphrodite, Heartful Nurse, Noabunga, you guys take the northern part with Alice. Mitama, Lord Gao, y'all come with me. Let's do this thing.
Nefer: Oh, Yuuka. Sorry about using a deadly spellcard on your brainwashed, naked clone projection. Would… Would you like a hug? You look like the sort that really needs a hug right about now. As a matter of fact… EVERYBODY GET OVER HERE, IT'S TIME FOR A NICE TENDER SOOTHING GROUP HUG! Tenshi: Big problem Nef-nef, they've taken over Heaven. YHVH’s forces have gone draconic, and they're getting torn apart - why do I feel funny? Wha - NEFER, TAKE MY LAWNMOWER SWORD AND STRIKE THAT ASSHOLE DOWN FOR MEEEEEEE -
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:29:03 GMT -5
Iji: Great. We took down another facility, and it's just the final boss left now.Alice: Crap! That's a very nasty barrier he's set up, we’ll never be able to break it! gM: Here comes, in his castle in the sky. Looks like he's got a speech prepped, too.Trump: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You lose, filthy rebels! The things that can pierce my American Barrier, forged by Americans, are n- Nefer: YOUR TEXT COLOUR IS SPANISH
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:31:18 GMT -5
Act 7: PRESENT WORLD OVERHAULTenkai Zufeng: ARE CLOSE TO NONE!Trump: - Tenkai: Even if you've got the best barrier builder wrapped up in hormones under your little thumb, I am the best barrier BREAKER this universe has EVER seen! So HAVE AT YE, COWARD - COME DOWN FROM YOUR CASTLE IN THE SKY AND FIGHT LIKE A REAL MAN WITH YOUR FRIENDS AGAINST MINE! Nefer: can… can we just shoot the jpeg artifact-infested shitty .gif file of a spasmdancing Trump? gentlemanMannerism: No.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:32:28 GMT -5
gentlemanMannerism: That barrier was like everything America makes: expensive and shitty as fuck. Even if he literally screwed the Countess Yakumo’s brains out and made her his own personal camp follower, that was decidedly not a complete barrier. If Team Len’en managed to get little Shion through, Trump would be dead… just about exactly two seconds ago.
gentlemanMannerism: However, it seems he set up another pauling blocking access to him. We'll have to take down the generators powering it. I'll head… this way.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:34:02 GMT -5
ACT 7: PARADIGM(In Which We Actually Wage War After We Pressed X) (And then we fall for Koumei’s Trap) Alice: I've got this path! Iji, take that one over there. Nefer: welp. Guess this is the end. It's been a long, hard, fight, and it ends today… I vow vengeance. FOR GENSOKYO! Nefer: shit it's like playing Kaizo Trap in real life
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