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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:38:17 GMT -5
Nefer: It's over, Mr. President. We've run your final death course. We've fought you at every turn. To put things short: WE PLEAD THE THIRD.
Alice: You took my fiancée - gentlemanMannerism: You used my friends in a very depraved manner - Iji: You tried to take our hopes and dreams - Nefer: And you did the worst crime of all - YOU. TOOK. MY. WIFE. AND SACRIFICED ALL THE CHILDREN. Why. Why? ANSWER ME WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO, DAMMIT.
Trump: eeeh, sure, its the last thing you'll ever see.
Iji: you WHAT.
gM: … what
Iji: You broke gentlemanMannerism, you sick bastard. YOU BROKE THE SANE ONE.
Alice: So let me get this straight. You captured underage girls en mass to repeatedly impregnate them so that you could sacrifice an infinite amount of newborn children so… that you could become a god and live in your doujins??? Pray tell why that required you to reduce most of the Outside World to irradiated nuclear slag?
Iji: … what
Nefer: wait what? That was your plan? That's… that's just. I. I have nothing else to say, because this is altogether the most stupid cause of any war ever in the history of, like, ever. Even the tiny one over a shot pig makes more sense.
Nefer: Now you DIE!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:40:41 GMT -5
Suddenly, the perspective switches to that of a hat.
... This is quickly fixed with a pointed glare from Karkat.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:45:07 GMT -5
Nefer: goddammit WHY ISN'T HE DEAD ALREADY I USED IT TWICE.
gM: How is he not obliterated by now? I've point-blanked him with my largest beam!
Alice: I'm aiming right at his thoughts and he's not even feeling pain!
Iji: That's because that's not his real body. This means… I have to shoot - Trump: no please i’ll do anything - Iji: right THERE. [Phantom Hammer]. Q.E.D.
gM: So… he was only an orange in the end? I actually feel like Chara was right in her genocide of humanity. If humanity can elect a fruit that has gained sentience to a position of global power, they very much deserve to be wiped out. Iji: turncoat. Hmmph! Wait… Did anyone else hear that? Alice: Was that Bhava-agra, or the reactor? Nefer: No, that was the fortress. Looks like someone destroyed something important. ohshit THE FLOOR’S GONNA GIVE!
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:48:55 GMT -5
{bgm: Labyrinth of Touhou 2 - Last Boss}DISK 2 FINAL BOSS AVATAR - TRUMP-NO-DONALD
FOOLS! DID YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU'D WIN THIS EASILY? YOU REBELS ARE ALL FOOLS! IN YOUR DESPERATION YOU HAVE DESTROYED YOUR OWN HOMES! I AM NOT AT FAULT FOR THIS DESTRUCTION - IT IS YOU WHO IS TO BLAME! LOOK AROUND YOU, FALLING HUMANS. SEE THE DEVASTATION YOU HATH WROUGHT! YOUR REBELLION IS OVER, SCUM: I AM THE MASTER HERE, AND I WILL MAKE EXAMPLES OUT OF YOU!
Nefer: This is a world too beautiful to be left to you - gentlemanMannerism: A world too beautiful to let die -Iji: A world too beautiful to be reduced to ash -Alice: A world too beautiful for it to cry - All: So hear our demands, as we stand: WE PLEAD THE THIRD, SO LEAVE OUR LAND! gM: Cyan Heart [Megalovania]! ...END DISK.
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Post by Nefer Nightbug on May 1, 2017 11:52:19 GMT -5
END OF DISK TWO. >PLAYING END CUTSCENE… Gensokyo, the land of illusions. Gensokyo, a land in ruin.
The entire Youkai Mountain, once the tallest place in the realm, was completely atomized down to the bedrock level alongside most of the Underground. The Scarlet Devil Mansion was reduced to a heap of rubble. The Hak… The shrine at the barrier is now a splintered heap of cheap lumber at the bottom of a sinkhole. The Forest of Magic is now a burnt scar, and the Human Village is left a tattered wreck. The Garden of the Sun was only stomped flat, though: Yuuka was far more pissed off about being captured than her plants being trampled. Bhava-agra fell from the sky and landed near the Shining Needle Castle.
The Sanzu River emptied itself into the giant crater that was once Youkai Mountain, leaving Higan open to travel. Within days a massive tent city popped up on the other side of the now-dry riverbed, shortly followed by an Arabian-style palace being constructed and a copious amount of sand covering the ground. Nobody really minded the change of scenery.
The Hopeless Situation Warriors turned out to be skilled architects, and within a month the Human Village was rebuilt stronger than ever. With the help of the Battle Cats, the SDM was erected the very next week. New seeds and saplings were planted. Gensokyo was slowly healing.
But there would still be scars: almost everybody involved in the war was either killed or abused. Nobody would really get over it for a long time. Even Eientei suffered some backlash, as Reisen’s old PTSD resurfaced. (This may or may not have had more to do with the Watasuki sisters being in the area than the horrors of war.)
It's at times like these when we have to relearn key points of life, y’know?
All the time we realize there's too much information We’ve got to get it out but we know its taking over Simply find a simple message that tells us step by step what to do And it all boils down to - we got to follow our love
We've always got so much to say. We've got to relove relax relove relax Everything just gets in the way. We've got to relove relax relove relaxEND OF DISK 2
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