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Post by mislaidLullaby on Jun 12, 2012 12:28:41 GMT -5
Flaming water? I...I'm not sure if you scare me or impress me but either way I need to try that, if only to replace the water on Derse with it somehow.
Also I appear to have just accidentally made an explosive apple pie. Forgive me whilst I find out how affective this thing is at killing imps.
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lucidChthonia
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Post by lucidChthonia on Jun 12, 2012 12:32:08 GMT -5
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Post by mislaidLullaby on Jun 12, 2012 12:37:02 GMT -5
Field test complete! The exploding apple pie is effective at murdering imps if launched from a sylladex at about....5-10 meters I think? Too far off and you lose accuracy, too close and there's a chance you could get clipped by the bang.
Gonna keep fiddling with this because if I can get an exploding lemon cake I may just get a free hug out of it. Also if the cake is on fire and has spikes made from icing. This is far too fun.
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Post by specificNihilism on Jun 12, 2012 12:45:11 GMT -5
hee spenih can spot someone who likes being a [smi h]
that said spenih's only okay at [al hemi ing] food but she's a pretty good cook most of the time
oh! [alch mizing] things you find in the [sk ian mag cant] is good mix the potions with soda it's fizzy and delightful and restores [pl ck] and [h alth] but spenih doesn't recommend it for [sp ce play rs]
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Post by lucidChthonia on Jun 14, 2012 18:25:42 GMT -5
Oh! There was a development a little while ago. It seems inquiringGourmand and his assistants managed to create a recipe for a gourd-based "pumpkin" pie that uses zero pumpkins and thus is far more temporally stable. The secret? Butternut squash.
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on Jun 15, 2012 5:29:21 GMT -5
Did I ever mentioned I love that guy?
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Post by specificNihilism on Jun 15, 2012 9:17:21 GMT -5
oh spenih will have to try that! that sounds quite good
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Post by horribleProgrammer on Jun 21, 2012 20:14:42 GMT -5
I had a little bit of cooking experience from pre-game, mostly from cooking shows and such. You know, more theory than practice. I'm kinda a walking disaster with alchemy, though.
I'd say the best thing I ever put together was an awesome bowl of mashed potatoes. Yeah, they were neon pink and may or may not have glowed in the dark, but as long as you closed your eyes to eat them, you couldn't tell the difference from the really good homemade stuff.
The worst thing would have to be the crayfish bake. Dear Hylus, the crayfish bake. It resulted in a massive mutant mudbug with a metal exoskeleton and giant corn pustules everywhere. That thing kicked all our rears from here to Caltrop and kinda made the area around my house a deathtrap for the rest of the session. I probably should have killed the crayfish first, but you just can't have a proper bake with dead seafood.
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Post by musicalDecay on Jun 21, 2012 21:32:19 GMT -5
The worst I ever made was when I was trying to make a weapon. I added the golden fork of fancy dining @@ chains of eternal tyranny and I got a... Betty Crocker red velvet cake of mind domination? I tried a piece and it made me obey everything someone said to me for an hour. oh the things my session players made me do.
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Post by captianMaudlin on Aug 24, 2012 10:17:18 GMT -5
I did it! I made real Maple Syrup! Fucking FINALLY, I don't have to deal with that kinda weird textured cheap "pancake syrup" Grandma used to buy.
All you need is Pancake Syrup||Amber. You'd think that would only work for people who have trees on their Land, but APPARENTLY Amber stones can spawn in some odd places? Oh, and don't do it Amber||Pancake Syrup, it makes Costume Jewelry instead.
Worst achemized food... Doom players can apparently make a cocktail out of Empty Can|| Industrial Waste && Corn Chips. It gives a Mangrit bonus to anybody who drinks it, but that doesn't mean that anybody besides the Doom player can HOLD IT DOWN. Fortunately, I can't actually make it myself- the same combination makes an Electron Microscope when I try it.
...WHY.
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Post by crossroadssquared on Aug 26, 2012 10:19:55 GMT -5
Don't ever alchemize tea. It doesn't work, I dunno why. You can duplicate some plain old black/green teabags and the loose leaf stuff just fine, but anything more complicated than plain tea leaf and it turns to crap. And all the alchemy combinations I ever tried turned out with things like [Bismuth Imp Pekoe] or [Salty Chai] or... ugh. Just ugh.
Use the black teas, add your own spices. It's still not as good, but it's something.
For best, Ferris, who was our Space player, tripped over this ridiculously simple combination of, like, a rock and a music player or something, and ended up with the. best. meat pie. EVER. It is greasy and disgusting and would probably give you a heart attack outside the game but oh god it's sleazy heaven in a flaky crust. They're the breakfast of champions.
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Post by bluesunnyday on Oct 7, 2012 14:20:24 GMT -5
Our Dame somehow managed to make booze out of mouthwash and grain.
It's... Interesting, to say the least, but at least it's actually alcohol. Though it's near impossible to keep down.
On the other end of the spectrum, I somehow managed to make THE BEST SODA EVER.
Root Beer && Coca-Cola && Pepsi && [REDACTED BY DIVINE FORCES].
Of course, you probably won't have [REDACTED BY DIVINE FORCES] if you're not an Angel (The fluffy winged kind, not the evil monsters), but I found if you add in some grape soda it's pretty much the same.
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Post by societalFlame on Oct 7, 2012 14:24:15 GMT -5
[Rrangoon Warrning]
Do thhe fluffy winged kind not also carrrry Angelic corrrruption? I would cast thhat thhing away at thhe soonest opportunity if I werre you.
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Post by bluesunnyday on Oct 7, 2012 14:29:18 GMT -5
Yeah, the fluffy winged kind don't have any sort of corruption. Honestly, we're basically humans but WITH WINGS!
Heck, once [REDACTED BY DIVINE FORCES] got destroyed we became as mortal as any other species. Who knew meteors could destroy [REDACTED BY DIVINE FORCES]? I mean, that place is supposed to be heaven, so why'd it go down so easy? But that's getting off topic.
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Post by repentantPrimogen on Oct 8, 2012 9:09:01 GMT -5
under no circumstances try to alchemize Musclebeast Steak with a Giclops that was a mistake }8|
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