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Post by cursedGardener on Oct 8, 2012 11:57:48 GMT -5
The worst food I ever made Chocolate bar && Rose, I wanted to make one of those edible flower bouquets, what I got was chocolate with thorns.
The best thing I got out of the alchemiter was Salmon Alfredo made with, Pasta(Not sure what kind) && Salmon(Not sure if other fish work) && Spaghetti sauce || white ink. Note: not sure if this is a reliable combination, if you doubt the food quality of anything made with ink, ask a doom player to try it first.
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Post by cryptologicalMystic on Jan 2, 2013 16:15:40 GMT -5
Grapes || Rain-imbued salt && A pumpkin held in a stasis field || Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster ...WHY. I have no idea what Trinyo was wanting to get, but it resulted in... let's just say that after many shenanigans, it ended up with the nonexistence of Prospit. He had hit God Tier by then though, so we were able to bring it back before anyone else noticed. Also, this also resulted in a Scepterwraith Courtyard Droll who wanted to do nothing but make everybody wear gigantic hats.
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Post by lucidLeonine on Apr 22, 2013 22:26:23 GMT -5
I already had quite a bit of cookin9 expurrience from pre-9ame, so I was automatically made the team chef. My lusus always liked catchin9 small animals for me to cook.
My worst thin9 was by request of our Smith of Rain. He just handed me a bottle of that... rainbowy liquid they make and told me to make somethin9 with it. THAT && (purrty much any meat I could find) = Rainbow Stew. I think I saw some new colours in that stuff. It was kinda scary, but he loved it.
The best thin9... would be the Clockwork Majyyk Champa9ne. Biophoswhateversoda && 9rapes || (Your Time player's machine). Tastes amazin9, hu9e Pluck recovery, especially for Cryptics and Tactitians. And, the best part, no han9overs! We have the best parties with that stuff.
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Post by agonyEmbraced on Jun 4, 2013 16:29:56 GMT -5
Worst I've ever made? After I heard about lifecakes, I wondered what doing so with a cake infused with my own aspect (flesh) would do. Did give a decent stat bonus to mangrit and gel viscosity, but tasted like something dead and rotten.
Best I've ever made was [captchalogue of rainbow BS that so many rain abilities produce]|| prism&&root beer. Produced some kind of "Prismatic Soda" that changes flavor with every sip, going in between pretty much every flavor of soda imaginable. And a few no person had ever possibly imagined as soda flavors.
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Post by laughingman on Jun 7, 2013 15:54:11 GMT -5
Our session's Bane of Doom has been responsible for an impressive spectrum in the quality of his culinary creations. He's somewhat overconfident in his abilities in a semi-ironic way I don't think he even understands, but with his code ofhonor he's generally a pleasant person concealed behind a significant degree of douchebagginess. For the pinnacle of nutritional development by statistical criteria, he managed to create a drinkable form of LCL, hybridised with numerous other beneficial beferages of dubious origins, which confers myriad temporary advantages at the price of an unpleasant experience for your taste receptors. However, because everyone was consequently reluctant to benefit from this creation, he decided the just course of action would be to create a personalised pill for each player to ameliorate the consumption of it. I remain uncertain of the process involved in the alchemy of these, but they remain remarkably effective for that purpose. My flavor is a delicious yet challenging-to-describe compound of mint so strong it evokes a similar sensation to chilli, fresh cooking apple, and bitter citrus fruits. The worst foodstuffs created was the result of my not informing him of the dangers of corruption, and his subsequent experimentation with unorthodox literature in alchemy. Even without my intervention, however, I can't understand what would compel him to investigate the effect of occult author T S Geisel, and his infamous tome, The Emerald Hogflesh and Ova, on otherwise perfectly good food. To summarise, the resultant meal was almost universally rejected by the group on observation, without being willing to even attempt consumption, with the unfortunate exception of our Maid of Stars, for whom the additional corruption it provided was sufficient to initiate her descent into grimdarkness, already brought close by a garment. (from the Bane again. Apparently it's inadvisable to even alchemetize with the harmless dating sim, Song of Saya. Sburb is weird.) Fortunately, disaster was averted through liberal application of hugs, heimlich maneuvers, and angelic counter-corruption, and the Maid involved demolished several dungeons, Ohgodwhats, and Ebonpyres during the duration of her corrupted rampage, which brought her from a relatively low rung up to almost thr peak of her echeladder in a short period of time, so in conjunction with the reformation on reckless alchemy it elicited from the Bane, it wasn't a complete disaster by any means.
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Post by ladyArjuna on Jul 21, 2013 2:18:09 GMT -5
Mystery Flavor (The third-place prize in the Speed-Eating competition. May only be available to those with carnivorous Consorts, I'm not sure) I can debunk this, I have omnivorous scavenger consorts and they have one too.
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Post by horrorTerror on Jun 11, 2015 22:35:59 GMT -5
The worst thing I have ever seen cooked in Sburb was a cake made out of corruption by an Emissary during a deal. It exploded violently and turned half the Land of Kittens and Rain into pretty much the Land of Horrorterrors and Corruption (would have been more but there was a mountainous land formation around the middle range of the planet that the Rain part of the land went all rainbowbullshit and stopped it from spreading with sheer unbridled insanity), centered on the dwelling spire of the player who turned Speaker for a few hours to do the baking in question before getting hugged excessively. She was not pleased but we pointed out it was in the fine print that the emissary could do whatever she wanted to bake that cake.
The best thing ever was and is Squiddle Treats. Squiddles merchandise && pet food or Scooby Snacks && Squiddle you get the idea squiddles and food you give me some of those and I will do whatever you want at a slightly discounted price dear Jenna they're delicious even with Sburb's terrible food-alchemizing skills.
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Post by horrorTerror on Apr 22, 2016 7:08:21 GMT -5
Purple Fork of Fancy Dining && that one fork that gets served with soup in case you don't like the solid chunky parts, preferably Dersite but some sessions Prospitian soup forks might work too || 5-alarm hot sauce.
Edible purplish-red 2x3dent known as the Shadowflame. It tastes like 5-alarm hot sauce but holds its shape somehow. What.
Falchion && potato || Thief of Hope (captcharoid camera or else!!!)
Rejectpotato. It's covered in little falchions so don't eat it. Might be worth throwing at people? If you plant it, grows into a rejectpotato plant.
Eclipseball && Dersite Brick && Sampler's Box of Mixed Fancy Chocolates (unopened, still in wrapping, preferably Ecloise brand if your world has them Fanny Mae if they don't).
Taste of Authority. It's...some form of chocolate? The flavor is chocolately but mostly tastes like OBEY. Wrapper says it's by Derse Chocolatier and technically DC could make this but he usually doesn't because OBEY is a pretty weird flavor? Dunno. Causes a few minutes of the mind domination cake effect, so...maybe useful to give someone unlabeled if you need to manip them?
Hecatia Lapislazuli portrait.png (captcha'd) || Azura Statue (host-world version, do captcha. Should be in Turkey-equivalent) && Candycane Ornament
Celestial Hell Candycane; It tastes like rainbows and space and time and screaming and aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Looks like a normal candycane except transparent and full of little galaxies. Why did anyone ever make this?
1915 Organic Juice && Supreme Taco Bar (read this thread)
ImmediateShake. Impressive health and pluck regen, delicious, nutritious, pretty much second only to lifecake+pluckshake grade stuff for fast fixing of stats.
Sin'tia, Archon of the Conclave (poem and illustration by Rosemary Rosemary diocletiansHymnalsymphony, published in Prospitian and Dersite libraries) && Hi-C Orange Lavaburst Juicebox (Full, unopened, singular) && (Parental Guardian Permission Form Science Safety Contract || Portal 2)
Science, Blade of Hell, poem by Sburb. On rock candy that tastes like Orange Lavaburst. Mmm?
Sburb Player (I hope to God you captcharoid camera'd) && Delicious Shiny Chocolate Cake (the chocolate one offered at Prospit's Shine Garden & Dining Hall)
Celebratory [ Player ] Cake: It...tastes like the player. And chocolate. Why Sburb do you tempt me so?
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