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Post by sømnølentScatterbrain on Dec 7, 2013 0:42:00 GMT -5
=-> Wake up.
Yøu døn't. Yøu still sleep a∅ing the dayilight, cøwering in the Dar∅ess.
=-> Remember.
Yøu wish nøw yøu cøuld førget, but that unførtunately døes nøt wørk. Yøu are in this hell trap that is SB∅RB, and it's really hard tø førget. Better wake up beføre sømething eats yøu. Førtuntely yøu døn't feel any danger. Unførtunately, yøu actually døn't feel anything. Where is that fuzzy red feeling? Yøu manage tø stand up.
=-> Nø really. Remember it.
Remember it... it.. it. The final reward! Yøu wøn S∅URB. Yøu went thrøugh the døør, and føund yøurself in darkne∅s. And nøw yøu're here. Here? Actually, were are yøu?
=-> Øpening yøur eyes might help.
Help... Yøu øpen yøur eyes. And Nø! The light. It is blinding. Yøu cløse them again, gett∅ng intø the løving embrace øf d∅rkness. Then yøu blink several times. Yøu find yørself tø be in a røøm. There is øne windøw, with cløsed curtains, but the sun is still sømehø managing tø shine thrøugh. Except før that, there is the bed yøu were øn, øn the øther side øf the røøm frøm the windøw. The walls were all white, the røøm was very bright, and still sømehøw it managed tø be høt in here. Yøu lay yøur labcøat øn the bed, then ønly tø see a døør at yøur left.
=-> Search the drawer, that's next tø the bed.
Yøu prøceed, ønly tø find it løcked shut. As always yøu reach tø yøur sylladex før the screwdriver, but then yøu realize it is empty. Just a bunch øf "∅ + ∅ = ?". Yøu then prøceed tø, old-fashionably, se∅rch yøur pøckets. At least there everything seems tø be øn it's place. Mental list: -After final reward sylladex items døn't prøceed, the mødi thøugh dø.- -Cløthing manages tø be transpørted cørrectly, and sø dø, as an accessory, item's being physically øn yøu.- Yøu take øut yøur substitute multitøøl screwdriver. Søøn the drawer is cømpletely øpen, it's metal parts scattered arøund yøu øn the fløør. Yøu capchaløgue the screws, the løck, and øne m∅tal sheet, and prøceed tø inspect the øbject it has previøsly hidden. There was a key inside which accidentally perfectly fits the drawers løck. -Prøbably generic løcks in building.- And a pair øf welding gøggles. They seem wierdly øut øf place, but yøu take them øn anyway, and the nøn-absølute darkness is much møre bearable than the previøus brightness.
=-> Øpen the windøw.
Windøw?.. Yøu prøceed tø draw back the curtains, which are heavier than yøu thøught they wøuld be. Søøn the first ray øf sunshine hit the røøm fløør, and the squirting søund the air made shøuld have been an indicatiøn, that what yøu've been døing, truly was stupid. Yøu managed tø swing finally swing them back with øne mighty push, and regr∅tted it immediately. Yøu quickly jumped aside, and cløsed the curtain, and while the sohøw was øver, the image burned freshly in yøur mind, and prøbably a little bit øn yøur flesh. Yøur were just lucky tø have been wearing these gøggles, because just beføre yøur eyes, in the sky, there was a sun, and what an enørmøus øne. It was either huge ør very cløse tø this planet, which cannøt pøssibly be yøur Earth. And it burned, br∅ght and høt, just in the middle øf the sky. What yøu cøught øf the land was just a barren desert. -Cløsest enviørment is barren.- -Pøssibly supernøva sun.- -Døn't gø øutside!- Great, løøks like yøu're stuck again.
=-> Døør. Sørry. I meant døør.
Døør... Yøu løøk arøund and stare at the døør. It's cløsed, but the key seems tø fit this løck tøø. That's cøn∅enient. Yøu sløwly øpen the døør. =-> Enter.
Yøu succesfully enter the next røøm. It seems tø be søme kind øf mixed wørk røøm with kitchen utensils. There's alsø a løt øf bøøkshelves filled with, øh wønder, bøøks. Because that's the best idea, tø keep paper near tø fire. Yøu wait a while, and then decide tø dø sømething abøut this. Yøu stack the bøøks in the furthest cørner øf the røøm, away frøm the støve. Whilst døing sø yøu realize a∅øther assumptiøn førming in yøur mind. -Primary language øf cløse culture øn this planet seems tø be English.- Yøu even recøgnize søme øf yøur Earth's møst prøminent writers. Shakespear, Pratchett, Card, Adams, Hømer. After stacking the bøøks first intø stacks, then quickly getting børed, intø a bøøk ført, yøu are starving. Yøu qickly grab sømething øut øff the frindge, add butter and cheese, and fry everything. Famine will never get yøu. Yøu quickly nøte døwn its cøde -Fried butter-cheese pøt∅øes: 8UT2ET∅E-.
=-> Answer pestering.
Pestering... Yøu find tø have ømitted a pørtable cømputer lying øn the desk in frønt øf yøur nøse all the time. Yøu really høpe there is søme kind øf internet øn this planet. Yøu øpen up the cømputer. There are nø waiting messages, there even isn't Peste∅chum installed. But the wifi bar was there. Internet. Yøu quickly døwnløad Pester∅hum, but after checking, it turns øut ∅ is ønline. Nøt a single persøn. Pe∅terchum is empty. Yøu quickly glance at the Pesterch∅m ønline page, intø the førums, and they tøø are empty. Yøu seem tø be the first persøn in this wørld tø have had Peste∅hum. Øn the site's hømepage yøu scrøll døwn, tø the statistics. Døwnløads: ∅∅∅∅∅∅∅∅∅1. Well. That didn't help. Screw that, yøu were never gøød at cømunicatiøn. Yøu check if the Nu∅l is still there, by randømly typing ∅ aspect inførmatiøn. ∅ded øu, the N∅ll hasn't left yøu. Pleased with at least øne cønstant in yøur life yøu sit døwn and start reading thrøugh søme bøøks, waiting.
=-> Be the Øther Persøn.
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Post by crimsonCloud on Dec 7, 2013 8:24:39 GMT -5
You are now the Other Person.
==> Wake up Sure. Not like you've got anything better to- HOLYWHATTHEHEYWHYISITSOBRIGHT?!?!?
==> Put on shades Oh hey. Shades on the night stand. How convenient.
==> Observe room Now that your eyes are safe, you find that you're in a rather non-descript room. Except for the NEON YELLOW EVERYTHING.
==>Remember why you're here You think back and come up with...nothing. You can barely remember your own name. As you sit there thinking, you remember Sburb, the monster that destroyed your home planet (which you can't remember), and nearly everyone on it. You remember beating the game with your friends (who you don't remember), and walking into a door. And you remember someone in a green robe, or something, doing something important... And that's it.
==> Open up Pesterchum Oh yeah, Pesterchum. Maybe someone online knows what's going on. You download Pesterchum (why are you only the second person to do so ever) and see one person online.
-- crimsonCloud [cC] began pestering somnolentScatterbrain [sS] cC: Hello. Want to help me out with something?
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Post by iD/sR/sT on Dec 7, 2013 18:06:02 GMT -5
==> Forget you are cC Believe you are the other other person Also wake up You realize you are the Clare Sanders and wake up. Your room is mostly dark with the exception of some light going through the blinds.
==> Look outside You open the blinds to your window Your eyes have long since adapted to the brightness of the sun Only strange beasts and poisonous plants live in the desert outside Its far too dangerous to go outside You rely on your underground garden for sustenance
==> Look at sun You put on your shades and look at the sun Its going supernova
==> Look around room You take off your shades You see your bed a table with a drawer a computer on the table a chair at the table a calender at the wall your mini fridge a few plates scattered around and two doors one leading to your closet and the other to the living room
==> Look at calender It is century 1025 You came into existence 612 years ago It is your existential day celebrating the day your genetic data was used by the cloning machine at the heart of this planet to create you Using the conventional method of reproduction results in the person being permanently stuck as a newborn There are a few other methods of reproduction but you don't know how they work
==> Look for presents You dont expect any presents and you dont know why you should No one knows you
==> Check computer You turn your computer on and mess around You have been getting lonely lately so you try to find a chat program You find one called pesterchum and have no luck finding others It has two downloads You decide to download and install it It will take a while for this to happen In the mean time you hear a strange noise
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Post by sømnølentScatterbrain on Dec 7, 2013 22:13:28 GMT -5
Yøu already finished reading søme bøøks earlier, and reørganized yøur yøur ført. Nøw it cønsists ønly øf bøøks yøu find uninteresting, while the ønes that interest yøu, ør have interested yøu, and yøu already read them, stand in piles inside it sø yøu have sømething tø dø inside it. Yøu went øver tø the cømputer and started randømly searching Wikipedia. This surely isn't yøur planet, and yøu want tø gather as much data as pøssible. It seems that -The year is 1∅2573.-. What yøu alsø seem tø gather is that -Aging døes nøt wørk here.-, wherever here might be. Actually, yøu find that -This planet's name is L∅cifer III.-. It seems as if bøth previøus twø were destrøyed by a supernøva tøø. Thøse peøple seem nøt tø be able tø chøse the right kind øf planet. Yøu støp and wønder. If this was the heaven, the Ultimate Reward, the sum øf All Creative Pøtential øf Skaia, then it was c∅∅p. Seemed very SBURB-like, thøugh. This just prøves øne øf yøur earliest mental nøtes, -SBUR∅ actively hates us.-, again. remembering abøut S∅RB, yøu make a quick gøøgle check, unførtunately finding that it'll cøme øut in a week. Yøu høpe it's just a cøincidence in naming, and that this isn't gøing tø becøme the h∅∅l it, it has becøme før yøu ønce beføre. But then again, ∅BURB. Yøu try tø give yøurself høpe, but it seems the game is still øn. Alsø, as yøu have felt earlier and checked lately -Mystical Røle Pøwers dø nøt transfer.-. Yøu hear a ding. Yøu've gøt a message. The shøw gøes øn. Yøu quickly check Pesterchum's hømepage, and see an astønishing number øf ∅∅∅∅∅∅∅∅∅3 døwnløads. There still seems tø be sømeøne øn this planet, even with the Third Great Migratiøn yøu just read abøut. Yøu cløse the brøwser, and it's tøtal øf 73 cards yøu were løøking thrøugh, tø bring up Pesterchum.
SS: Hellø. Whø are yøu, and what might that be? SS: And I have anøther qu∅stiøn? What dø yøu knøw abøut this ne∅ g∅me, SB∅B?
The Nu∅ is nøt cøøperating again. It's hard tø talk tø øthers as a ∅, but it seem weaker nøw. Yøu can deduce the wørds øbscured easily. Yøu still prøbably wøuldn't be able tø talk abøud the ∅ As∅ec∅, thøught. Anyway, this native yøu're talking tø might shed møre li∅t øn this case. Yøu just høpe the light wøn't be literal. Yøu think this planet already managed tø make yøu despise l∅g∅t.
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Post by iD/sR/sT on Dec 7, 2013 23:58:39 GMT -5
==> Investigate noise You enter your living room It is mostly empty in case any monsters try to invade There are six doors One leads to your bedroom which you just left another to the kitchen another leads to the other living room another to the closet another leads to the basement and the last leads outside The noise is coming from the front door
==> Check door You look through the peephole and see a box You are one of the few people left on Lucifer III Almost everyone else left during the Third Great Migration
==> Ponder why you didnt leave during the Third Great Migration You couldnt afford it Traveling is expensive
==> Obtain mail You go out and captchalogue the box using your ACTION MODUS You set the action to a grasping motion You go back inside
==> Check back of modus You look at the back and see a slider for speed You set the speed to zero
==> Check on download You check the download and see its 0 point 1 percent done
==> Open box You perform a grasping motion and the box appears in your hands It is taped shut You will need tools for this
==> Search for tools You enter the living room and check the closet where you keep all your tools You find some scissors and captchalogue them with a clapping motion
==> Use scissors on box You clap and cut the tape The box contains your new internet modem This should be a lot faster than before
==> Set up modem You set up the modem and connect your computer to the new internet You end your old internet subscription and send a mail shuttle containing your old modem Your download speed is multiplied and as a result your download will be done in about a minute
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Post by crimsonCloud on Dec 8, 2013 14:29:40 GMT -5
==> Wait for Pesterchum to download You did that already! You spent the time laying down, staring at the ceiling and trying to remember things. You came up with nothing.
==> Oh. Well, in that case, wait for someone to answer your message. Also already covered.
==> Then continue the conversation! But of course.
cC: Hi. My "thing" is that I seem to be amnesiac. What little I do remember does include Sburb, though. cC: I recall playing Sburb with what I think are my friends, though I don't remember who they are or anything specific that happened. cC: I remember not liking Sburb, and I know that it is deadly and armageddony. cC: I remember us winning. cC: And I remember someone in a green robe doing something important. cC: Think you can help?
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Post by iD/sR/sT on Dec 8, 2013 16:14:09 GMT -5
==> Wait for pesterchum to download You wait a bit and it downloads You install it and set your handle to inevitableDestruction
==> Explore house You decide to lay off on the talking and look around Where do you want to go
==> Check basement You go to your basement and see a large array of various plants On the roof you see lamps and there are also sprinklers dotted about Now that you think about it you are pretty hungry
==> Pick plants You go into your control hub and start controlling the remote hand You use this to make sure you dont trample any plants You pick all of the ripe plants receiving one strawberry, two bananas, ten apples, a box of carrots, and three pears. You stuff all of them into a box and captchalogue it with a grasping motion
==> Check kitchen You go to your kitchen This place is filled with all the cooking utensils you would ever need On the counter you see a blender toaster microwave water purifier boiler and a drying rack You also note the high quality oven
==> Make a smoothie You make a smoothie with some of the plants you picked No one can beat you at a smoothie off You are simply the best there is
==> Drink smoothie Delicious
==> Check other living room You go to your second living room and look around You see a couch a TV stand with a TV on top a remote a clock a table for eating at a bookshelf containing videogames and books a rack containing your game consoles and an electric bass on the wall
==> Check whats on TV You look at your TV and see a commercial for a game called Sburb It looks interesting and you make a mental note to read up about it
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Post by sømnølentScatterbrain on Dec 8, 2013 16:43:12 GMT -5
=-> Help this pøør felløw.But what can yøu dø. While yøu spacialize in løst memøries, øbscured facts and a∅ed tøpics, sharing them was never yøur førte. Yøu grit yøur teeth and grøan. Yøu shøldn't have thøuht that, as yøu're currently in yøur ført, but lame puns, in cømparisøn tø sharing secrets, seemingly is. Sø it is nø native. Tøø bad. Yøu are sløwly cøme upøn the realizatiøn, that prøbably -There is nø Ultimate Reward, ør that it is the pøssibility øf further playing SBURB.-, nøne øf which pleases yøu. But yøu pøssibly føund yøur cø-player. And it's a player that døes nøt hate yøu, which løøks like a step up tø yøu, sø yøu might as well try tø help him. Green røbe in SBURB seems like søme kind øf gødtier. As far as yøu remember that's nøt yøur's, Dazzi's ør yøur Døuche's. Sø ∅, Time and Space døwn. There'are møre than three aspects in this game. This thøught døes nøt help. Yøu quic∅ly gøøgle søme randøm SBURB wørds, green røbe, and guide, but yøu find thøusands øf what seems tø be fanguides. Yøu add "SBURB is a d∅∅k", and suddenly there's ønly abøut ten results. That will be such a surprise tø thøse new players. Yøu click the førum øne, gett∅ng tø søme kind øf recømmended guide, and read. [...] Øh høly gøds øf Science, this explains everything. Well nøt exactly everything, but it added sø many Mental Nøtes tø yøu cøllectiøn, yøu are actallly thinking øf just nøting døwn the whøle thing. And, again, yøur trusty Mental Nøte øf -SBURB actively hates yøu.- was prøven. Yøu're thinking abut making that yøur persønal møttø. Well gøing back tø this whøle nøn-native øther persøn støry, yøu prøbably shøuld already reply. SS: The gøød news i s, yøu survived. SS: The bad ønes, thøugh, are, the game is still prøbably gøing øn. Have yøu already taken a løøk øutside? SS: Døn't dø it withøut eye prøtectiøn, and what yøu'll see high pr øbably wøn't be yøur planet. SS: We are, what see ms tø be called, replayers, as we wøn the game, but the game had th∅ final say, and tøøk us back in. There seems tø be nø knøwn way tø win SBURB. SS: And the planet we are øn, seems tø be entering it's øwn ∅∅URB in ønly a few days øf time. SS: The persøn yøu were describing, was prøbably, if nøt disguised, a herø øf Mind. I haven't met any øf them in my sessiøn, but the amnesia yøu inførmed me abøut might hav e been their døing. SS: Anyway, being here means that søm eøne else has been gøing tø fail in a sessiøn in the nigh future, and we replaced them. SS: There shøuld be anøther persøn jøining us in this sessiøn, and if øne øf us isn't a Herø øf ∅, then there shøuld be møre tø cøme. SS: By the way, This seems t∅ be a valid scøurce øf inførmatiøn.Yøu really høpe this helped this persøn fill the blank page that is its mind, at least by a little. SS: And, as well be prøbably pla ying tøge∅her, my name is Sømnia. What's yøur's?=-> Check the Time.Time... Yøu check yøur wristwatch, ønly tø realize it's nø lønger a wristwatch, and that før a løng time by nøw. It's a pørtable cømputer, but it døes nøt shøw the time, and yøu were never gøød at this alchemy stuf∅, sø yøu just left it at it. Yøu the becøme aware øf the fact that it is a pørtable cømputer. Yøu check if Pesterchum is still installed, sync it with the nøn-pørtable device, and head øut tø expløre yøu høusing. =-> Find the hidden entrance.Yøu absentmindedly stumble øver øne øf the bøøks yøu left øn grøund, and fall øntø øne øf the bøøkshelves, but the bøøkshelf seems tø a∅ yøu. Yøu still fall døwn, and the fløør isn't as kind-hearted. But the pløt thickens. It's dark in here, and yøu have tø take øf the gøggles tø see anything. Yøu already start tø like this place. -Building cøntains hidde∅ røøms.- It seems tø be just a cøzy, little, hidden reading røøm, but there is a døør øn the øther side. =-> Øpen the døør.Døør... Unførtunately, yøu cant øpen the døør, it's løcked. =-> Unløck the døør.Yøu're sørry, but this wøn't wørk tøø. There ∅øes nøt seem tø be any førm øf løck in this døør. Yøu pønder øver the døørs still løcked state, and nøt being able tø think øf anything tø dø right nøw, yøu sit døwn in the fuzzy, red chair, starting tø read the bøøks, that are stacked n∅ the bøøkshelves all arøund yøu. This will be a fun day. =-> Meanwhile be the cøw.Yøu can't be the cøw, because the cøw is busy being the døg. Yøu decide yøu always have been the cat, but neither døes that wørk, cønsidering that there are nø cats, døgs ør cøws øn this planet. =-> This is hard. Just be sømething else.Yøu are sømething cømpletely else, but nøt far frøm yøur previøus løcatiøn. In the vents øf the høusehøld, sømething rattles. That is, yøu rattle in the vents øf the høushøld, but it sønded møre mysteriøus the øther way. Yøu sløwly start creep førwards, tantacly appendage beføre tentacly appendage. It seems this stranger has føund yøur master's støry røøm. Yøu make a run at the vent's crate, and the creature døes nøt seem tø nøtice yøu. It just raises it's head with a questiøning løøk øn it's face. Wait, it is løøking exactly at yøu, høw did it knøw... øh, nø... it turned it's head arøund, syicking its nøse intø the bøøk again. Yøu creep further, yøur gøal being the kitchen, and the deliciøus smell that was cøming frøm there since a while agø. The fact that yøu døn't need føød tø survive, døes nøt mean, yøu døn't like tø eat. Føød is gøød før everyøne. =-> Creature: Fall.
This is nøt gøing tø happen. Yøu knøw the next sectiøn øf the vents is in pøør shape, and yøu're extra ca...Øuch! That doidn't gø as yøu planned, yøu yøu hate this sectiøn. Yøu prøbably caused søme cømmøtiøn and have tø gø intø hiding again. Nø føød før yøu, at least før nøw. =-> Creature: Abscønd.=-> Be sømeøne else.
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Post by crimsonCloud on Dec 8, 2013 17:10:11 GMT -5
==> Be aided by the someone. You read their message, then check out the guide they sent.
==> Read the guide. Despite being incomplete, the guide is very helpful, and that along with the "Mind" thing makes a lot of sense, in addition to being slightly familiar. For some reason, you aren't surprised by the idea that Sburb repeats itself. You decide it's just the icing on Sburb's asshole cake.
The cake tastes like failure.
==> Answer back. cC: Thanks for the info. The guide really helped, and the "Mind" thing kinda rings a bell. cC: I've sorta looked outside. By which I mean, I know that it's bright (this neon yellow room doesn't help) and have found convenient shades. cC: I suppose we should see who our other players are. I think someone else just downloaded Pesterchum. cC: And my name is... I have no idea. You'd think I'd at least remember my name. cC: You know what, I think I'm gonna find a random name generator on the interwebs, and pick one I like. cC: If I eventually remember my real name, I'll let you know.
You go find a random name generator, and pick one you like.
cC: I have decided that, until further notice, my name is Grey. Grey Jervis. cC: Again, thanks for the help.
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Post by iD/sR/sT on Dec 8, 2013 17:26:26 GMT -5
==> Eat something The smoothie did not fill you up completely so you make some mashed potatoes
==> Talk to somnolentScatterbrain You bring your food to the computer and decide to talk to somnolentScatterbrain Hopefully it will go well You are really bad at socializing
-- inevitableDestruction [iD] began pestering somnolentScatterbrain [sS] iD: Hello I am inquiring as to whether you will be my friend or not
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Post by sømnølentScatterbrain on Dec 8, 2013 17:52:03 GMT -5
=-> Be Yøurself.
Yøu actually succeed at being yøurself. Yøu are yøurself, and yø∅ prøbably shøuld be prøud ør sømething. Nøw return tø the støry.
=-> Be the Støry's Prøtectør.
Prøtectør... Yøu are ∅øt sure why this came up in yøur mind. Yøu were just reading Sheakespear's "As Yøu Like It", but yøu prøbably shøuld respønd tø Pesterchum, it has been furiøusly blinking før a while nøw. Yøu øpen it up, and reply.
SS: Thank's. I sømehøw feel better, sø it løøks like yøu helped me help yøu, and this helped us all. Øn yøur place, Grey, I'd prøbably be expløring my surrøundings. SS: Better knøw what's cøming, when yøu'll have a timer at hand, cøunting up tø tøtal destructiøn.
Yøu actually feel, as if a burden has been lifted frøm yøu. It seems, surprisingly, as if ∅ had a løt øf gavity tø it. And yøu're free nøw. At least partially. The Nu∅ is still binding yøu tø it, but the link is weakening. Yøur heart was støne and nøw the støne has been lifted frøm yøur heart.
=-> Check the danger.
Danger... Yøu hear a thud frøm the kitchen. Yøu stand up and cautiøusly, walk øver tø the secret døør. In the kitchen, yøu just seen a dark shade fleeing thrøugh the døør, and the døør shutting. Øne øf the døørs yøu have∅'t checked yet. Alsø, it seems as if yøu frying pan fell øf the støve. Furtunately, yøu picked it up, beføre the fløør cøuld gather søme damage∅ Tøø bad frying pan, nø level up før yøu.
=-> Check the Døngr.
Døngr..? What are yøu even thinking, standing here, mind in cløuds.
=-> Check the Døør.
Døør... Well, it's nøt like yøu can a∅ this røøm før all eternity, sø yøu might as well, check it øut nøw.
=-> Dame: Answer
Answer... Wait, what? It se∅ms yøu're starting tø hear vøices. Yøu høpe yøu're nøt gøing crazy...er. There's nøthing tø ans... [BEEP] Seems as if a chum tried tø cøntact yøu, and yøu better døn't let yøur chums hanging. Søme ID inquires firendship.
SS: I'm afraid friendship døes nøt wørk that way. I'm øpen tø the pøssibility, but what will happen is nøt mine tø tell. SS: I have just øne questiøn, what dø yøu knøw øf the game called S∅URB?
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Post by iD/sR/sT on Dec 8, 2013 18:21:22 GMT -5
==> Continue talking iD: I recently viewed a commercial about it on my TV iD: It looks interesting iD: From what I can tell it is about fighting monsters and building
==> Check time You check your watch It is getting close to noon The monsters are strongest and most aggressive then
==> Prepare to fight You open the closet in your bedroom and get your trusty chain and boomerang
==> Finish eating You finish up your food
==> Clean up You suddenly realize that you completely forgot about these plates lying around and get to cleaning
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Post by crimsonCloud on Dec 8, 2013 18:57:42 GMT -5
==> Look around You decide to take Somnia's advice and look around. You put on your shades dramatically.
==> Look outside first You hesitantly open the curtains and look outside. You see a GIANT sun above a barren desert. The word "supernova" comes to mind.
==> Look around the house You leave the room and look around your house a bit. Just like the bedroom, the other rooms seem to be very non descript, except for being a bright monochrome. There was a bright blue bathroom, a hot pink kitchen, and a living room the same color as your text.
==> Get something to eat Being amnesiac really works up an appetite. You go into the hot pink kitchen and find a plate of cookies. Without the idea of it being unsafe for you to eat occurring to you (because supernova desert world), you start munching away.
==> Contemplate decor You wonder if the whole "monochrome rooms" thing is a cultural thing or that person you're replacing is just that weird. You decide to ask sS while eating cookies.
cC: Hey, every room in the house I'm in is bright monochrome. Is your house like that, or is the person I'm replacing just that weird? cC: Also, do you mind telling me what role you had in your last session?
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Post by iD/sR/sT on Dec 8, 2013 19:20:47 GMT -5
You have finished cleaning up and it is now noon You hear banging on the door
==> Investigate You look through the peephole and see a monster attempting to break through
==> Open door You open the door and dodge the monster as it charges in
==> Close door You close the door to prevent more from coming in
==> STRIFE Aggrieve Abjure Abscond
==> Aggrieve With what
==> Aggrieve using boomerang You throw your boomerang and it starts flying around the room
==> The monster aggrieves and hits you for 30 points You are down to 70/100 Gel Viscosity
==> Aggrieve using chain You hit for 15 points The enemy is down to 35/50 Gel Viscosity
==> The boomerang hits the monster for 10 points and stuns it The boomerang falls to the ground The enemy is down to 25/50 Gel Viscosity
==> Aggrieve using chain You hit the monster and get a CRITICAL HIT dealing 30 points of damage You have defeated the monster
==> Level up You ascend to the rank of Lil Chump Your Gel Viscosity is increased to a maximum of 110 Mangrit is increased to 10 Your cache limit is increased by 10 Your not sure what the cache limit is but you can take more hits now and are stronger
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Post by sømnølentScatterbrain on Dec 8, 2013 19:22:47 GMT -5
=-> Dame: Tell the truth.It's a native! Ør at least sømeøne whø still hides being a SBURB player. What yøu're sure abøut, thøught, is that telling the truth isn't a gøød way tø handle this. Wait, a secønd... ID..ID.. Yøu quickly check a few facts in the internet, dø søme calculatiøns, ønly tø find exactly what yøu susp∅cted. This planet was as gøød as dead. It's følløwing the ways øf it's predece∅sørs. -Planet is c∅øse tø tøtal anihilatiøn.- Basically, this guy wøuld be dead anyway. A persøn tø which SBURB finally is a help. That's a gøød øne. Sø yøu as well may. SS: Thi s planet is nearing it's imminent destructiøn, as I'm sure yøu knøw, but SBURB is nøt strictly speaking a game. SS: While under nørmal circumst ances I'd never advise sømeøne tø play this gam e, it may be yøur ønly høpe, øf getting øff here alive. SS: Get the game, ør it will cøme tø yøu eventually.SS: Just read thrøugh this(link). It's true, and yøu'll believe me in time. Be prepared. there's nøt much møre I can dø før yøu. Døn't try tø støp the game, because -The game will gø øn.-. The Game always døes.Øk. Yøu just hø∅e this øld chump will trust yøur wørds. =-> Dame: Identify the Creature.Dame dø this, Dame dø that. Yøu're sløwly starting tø get tired øf this. But nøt cømplying makes yøur headache wørse. Løøks like yøu're gøing tø have tø suck it up. Yøu wønder abøut what creature∅ and øpen the døør. I∅'s bright inside, as bright as prøbably in every røøm. Yøu have the gøggles øn yøur eyes again. It seems tø be just a cørridør, but there are writings øn the walls. Yøu ake øff the gøggles tø see if yøu can see better, but they disappear. Yøu put the gøggles øn again. There they are. Uuuuu... Secrets. Yøu miss the feeling øf every answer being at hand that yøur previøus title gave yøu, but there sure is satisfactiøn in finding øne by yøurself. Yøu førget abøut the Creature as yøu read up every single nøte taken here, and nøte it as a Mental Nøte. Øne spcifically catches yøur eyes. It's sømehøw wierdly fluxuating. It has a werm feeling tø it, red and fuzzy. -Øpen Sesame.- Yøu've been thinking øf that døør in the reading røøm, but this is just tø stupid tø wørk. Sure, the døør is stylized tø løøk like støne, but it∅ still stupid. Actually, it makes sense. The Shelf just øver the døør cøntained ønly øne bøøk. The 1∅∅1 nights. But yøu still think, the persøn cøuld have cøme up with sømething better. Yøu leave this røøm, nøt nøticing the sigh øf relief cøming øut øf the døør øn the øther side øf the cørridør. =-> Pesterchum. Yøu. Crim. Nøw. Make it happen.That was by far the møst absurd piece øf cømma∅d yøu've been given yet. It's alsø nøt as if Grey is pestering yøu... [Beep] Damnatiøn. These vøices are getting creepier and creepier. SS: As far as I have expløred før nøw, every røøm was white, where there were nø bøøkshelves øn the walls. SS: After having read the Guide, øur sessiøn shøuld have been a løt mø re f∅∅ed up than it was. Sø I can pørbably cøunt myself lucky. SS: Even with a Døuche øf Biggest-damn-Egø as my server player. SS: We were a three player sessiøn, with Da∅zi, as the Muse ø f Time, Døuche, as the Prince øf Space, and me, as the Mage øf ∅. SS: I høpe Dazzi is alright, she went thrøugh the Ultim∅te Reward with me, and I haven't seen her since. As før øur Prince øf Dø uche, I just left him there, blacked øut, at the dead black king's feet. Høp e he died ør sømething. SS: What abøu t yøu? Still nøthing? Nø me∅øries?=->Sigh.Cøngratulatiøns. Yøu have su∅cesfully sighed. Yøu prøbably shøuld get søme crøwn ør s∅∅t, be my guest. Yøu are again yøurself, hidden in the cløset, with that absent-minded thing just førgetting tø pursue yøu. That was a løt øn yøur nerves. Yøu're nøt sure høw it wøuld react seeing yøu here. Øther peøple didn't react well with yøu, which was the main reasøn yøur sø gøød at hiding. Yøu're simply the best in there. Yøur master taught yøu, but nøw he's ∅øt there. Yøu prøbaby have tø calm yøurself døw∅. At least yøu grabbed søme øf this substance, that smelled sø well. Yøu're nøt sure if it's føød, as før høw it løøks, but it tastes better, and that's what cøunts. Yøu recøver, and gø intø the ventilatiøn system. Yøu'll prøbably gø intø the master's secret secret røøm. It's alw∅ys quiet and dark in there, and it reminds yøu øf him. This will calm yøu sufficiently døwn.
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