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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 19, 2012 14:25:14 GMT -5
EDIT (from a CURRENTLY PRESENT future self, unless you're just not allowed to edit posts???):
EDIT (from an even MORE future self who is ALSO in the present, still): Yeah no not gonna keep this OP up to date. Just read the ding dang log it should be easy enough to follow. Also, from now on I'm totally typing in my dreamself's color because my usual light blue looks horrible on this forum's default theme. I guess just highlight it for most of this first page, sorry to make you bleed from the eyes for a while.
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Vital session info, let's see what we have.
Me: spacetimeCounselor, 95BDDE near as I can figure, unallocated specibus, Array modus, either the Smith of Sand, Prince of Law, or Ward of Mind not sure yet. Hang on lemme just list all those:
Ward of Mind Smith of Sand Seer of Time Prince of Law Grace of Hope (holy shit OP probably)
And it's me, Zero, his girlfriend, our other friend Obs, and I think S-freak? I actually don't know most of their chumhandles or typing colors or anything, we've mainly been using Skype and Steam chat so I should do something about that.
Okay and also my entry item was a shield, which I broke by just letting this huge space rock smash it. 1st-tier prototyping was a Strong Bad figurine, and Zero's was a dead wasp. There's bee imps now and I'm terrified.
Okay here's where it actually starts!!!
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Hey, I'm gonna take down some notes WRT this Game of the Year here, people seem to recommend it. I'm p much just working off tentacleTherapist's entry walkthrough and GGTG's glitch faq, wish me luck? Pretty sure this goes here, although everyone else seems to just be like listing a bunch of titles and things? I'll figure that shit out when I figure it out.
Okay so I'm supposed to take note of initial conditions here, like... I can't find anything on the walls, Zero says the pics are clean. Oh yeah Zero's one of my coplayers. Him and a couple other people from Texas (srs why do i know so many people there) are playing, I think it's a four-player session but I'm gonna try to get S-freak in on this if I can, she totally thinks this game is overhyped but I'll friggin' show her just you wait. So five players? Just using array modus right now, and I haven't allocated my free strife specibus yet. I've got some pre-allocated ones though, bowkind which is kinda useless since this shitty garage sale longbow doesn't even have a string. Thinking it might be better to go with 1/2bowkind but I don't really want to have to be bludgeoning things. Also fishpolekind and also I don't actually have one of those, just a rope tied to a string and it doesn't really work that well. GGTG's guide says I should learn to play an instrument but fuck that, I mean that takes forever. Like, sure I had piano lessons when I was a kid, but worse comes to worse I can probably just use, like, drums? Or a shitty harmonica maybe. You don't have to manually allocate any of that, right? Just play it for commands and stuff?
Okay so yeah I guess also I have to prototype something, haven't really decided on account of I don't really have a lot of dead shit lying around. Apparently figurines and dolls and things work okay? Maybe just grab something out of the fish tank, I can't imagine it being all that important.
Anyway so yeah it's installing, wow this is a cool loading screen. What the shit is all these functions it's doing, though? Consolidaiting fuse calipers? Oh wait it's done. Uh... okay Obs already brought Zero in, I think we're doing server duties post-entry mainly since apparently meteors are harder to deal with than imps? He just connected, hang on.
fuck fuck fuck he threw my bed out the window to make room for this big dumb-looking thing. Is this the totem lathe or the alchemiter? It's like some big sewing machine thing with too many knobs. Okay Zero says lathe. FUCK again he just lowered the floor to make room for the platform thing. Alchemiter. Oh okay, so like he thought it'd be super helpful to make the platform flush with the floor sure THANKS FOR CRUSHING THE FRIDGE DOWNSTAIRS DUDE. Probably the fridge. Or maybe that bookshelf? Wait where even am I in relation to the lower level. FUCK once more I can't check what's downstairs (well okay I can, it's not hard to climb over but I'm whining anyway because), he blocked the stair landing with that cruxtruder machine. He thinks this is funny, well news flash dude I'm not the Sims, I'm not gonna suddenly pee on the floor because you fucked with the walls or whatever.
Okay now I'm trapped in between a bunch of walls because he's been watching me type this. Seriously fuck that guy, when did he become such an incorrigible prankster I swear. Give a guy functional omnipotence and it goes right to his smug head. Quit it with this unexpected douchebaggery I know you're still reading this! Okay smart guy, how about I just post this right now, then what? Here's what; the entire internet will be alerted to the fact that you are a TERRIBLE FRIEND you piece of shit. Yeah, that's right.
Nope! No, you don't bring that toilet in here! I'm doing it! I'm pressing post reply! Watch yourself!
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 19, 2012 15:02:30 GMT -5
Okay so the walls are fixed, it's time to get serious. There's supposed to be meteors incoming? TT's walkthrough says to postpone opening the cruxtruder, but uh I guess the meteors are temporally predestined anyway? So, like, the countdown is supposed to be an indicator, it doesn't like start when you open it at a set time? Or does it, who cares.
oh my god it has a childproof cap Who puts a childproof cap on something like this, it's fucking huge. It's like, a puny-human-proof cap. Wait Zero's trying something. ...dude you can't open things by smacking them with. Uh. I stand corrected. So I guess this is supposed to be my color. Hang on I should fix the text color of the last post accordingly. Because, like, I guess I'm blue and these boards want you to type in your color even though who gives a shit seriously. Color coding things is probably for tools anyway.
2:33, 2:32 SHIT
aight okay easy Strong Bad figurine goes in kernel, people keep saying figurine prototyping is cheap and for scrubs. Who cares, that's what I say. I say that a lot. Card, goes in slot, totem gets carved, goes on the alchemiter. Pow. What the shit is this thing. A shield? With a cross embossed in it. Is this game trying to sell me insurance or fruit gushers, seriously make up your mind, product placement! Uh okay I have to break this. It's hard. It's a shield, it's not really... breaking, y'know? I don't think that's how it was built. Okay so here's some real notes, so I can fucking conform to this whole forum setup already: First prototype item, it's a shield with a cross on it, it doesn't break right. THERE'S FIRE COMING, COME ON, BREAK wait no, i have the best idea zero you're reading this right, give me some stairs to the roof, hurry hurry
Okay. Uh, that worked. I think. Assuming this is what happens when the incoming meteor shatters the shield and not when I just plain die. And presumably, half of my planet is supposed to be missing. Sorry I can't liveblog reactions to every little thing as it happens guys, it IS kinda hard to type during this stuff?
Zero's been talking to his sprite, it rattled off some of the classes. There's a Smith of Sand, a Seer of Time, a Prince of Law, a Ward of Mind, and holy fucking christmas a Grace of Hope. Don't know who's who yet except presumably I'm not the Seer or the Grace. And how does a Smith of Sand even work, the glitch faq said like one is about making things and the other is about breaking them? Whatever. I, uh... I'm gonna try to see why half my planet's been cut away and replaced with some insane ethereal lightshow.
Also I'll update my OP with relevant stats and things.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 19, 2012 16:55:49 GMT -5
Okay so uh Strobrosprite isn't really partial to speaking coherently right now. Basically just a load of garbled audio samples of, like, Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits? GGTG wasn't kidding, this game is insanely bugged. I gotta find something to 2x him with, but I don't have any dead people lying around. I have a couple other figurines from the set, but somehow I doubt prototyping with Pom-Pom or the Cheat is going to make him easier to understand. What the hell else do I have? A crab-shaped beanie baby? Some little league trophies? I, uh... I'll just do without until someone conveniently dies. No wait okay, dead fish. Little sis never cleaned out the tank before she went on vacation. Yeah okay sure that'll do. Probably woulda been better to give imps fish powers instead of kickass lucha libre masks OH SHIT
im alive oh my god im alive oh god okay that was fucking terrifying they have MOUTHPARTS oh my god i just kinda, strangled it with the "fishing pole", fuck and i got, what, five build grist and a shale?
Right, so that was really terrifying and I am never ever going to let anyone prototype a stinging insect ever again. Strong Fish has a pretty much infinite supply of health-replenishing Grumblecakes, though, so uh... I don't recall actually getting hit but apparently I lost health trying to grapple
was that an earthquake
Oh here we go, sprite just launched into expository monologue. Lemme try to take this down, sounds important. I'm uh, in the Medium, which is... the same thing as the incipisphere? or not. This really nice music started playing, which kinda clashes with Stro Bro's raspy glubbing sound but whatever. Seven gates, Skaia, forces of light and darkness, battlefield, kernelsprite, etc. Pretty much nothing GGTG, TT and EB didn't cover. Oh wait no! The players. He says I'm the Prince of Law? Uh, okay. So that's... lemme check the faq.
Destroyer class, ends stories, brings destruction to (+) or from (-) their aspect. Being a prince seems kinda contradictory, since you wield the thing you destroy? And Law, I dunno where that comes from. It's like... the opposite of light? But being the prince kind of means that I destroy law, or break it, or... man I don't even know. I gotta be wary of Whisperings from the Night, and... what, is it saying I don't know how to end things? Or is assignment just kinda bullshit, I mean how else do people play repeatedly and get different aspects?
And my land, okay. Sprite's drawing a blank on why half of it's missing, but I guess it's connected to whoever my denizen is. The Land of Stars and Pulse. It's like only half a planet, sliced down the middle, with the other half composed of some insane swirl of glowing pyrotechnics and shit. It looks... kinda dangerous. The other half is like...
okay now this place is the COOLEST LOOKING PLACE I mean okay all a you have been playing over and over I DOUBT you've seen anything like this. It's like, all composed of what looks like giant bismuth crystals. Only, they're moving. That's what that "earthquake" was, it's like huge sheets and pillars of crystal are moving and shoving against each other. And they're glowing in all kinds of colors, sort of reflecting the lights on the other half. oh yeah my house is perched halfway on halfway off the cliff did i mention, aaaaaa but okay it seems perfectly stable somehow Anyway yeah some kind of mass of living crystal as far as the eye can see. There's towers and temples and shit off in the distance, although idk where those consort things are supposed to live. I mean, it doesn't look like there's any Verdancy around- it's a pretty breathtaking spectacle but it basically is just all rainbow Tron bismuth.
Zero's got confirmation on his class, he's the Smith of Sand. ...dang, dude. I mean, again the role assignment's like "yeah people who like wrecking not building get this", which is his polar opposite, but at the same time he's SAND so it's like what can he really engineer without it falling apart?
So yeah Obs, Aloice and Supes are AWOL at the moment, but I can guess Obs is gonna be the ward unless there's gender identity issues? We'll see. Also I gotta find their chumhandles, jeez. Zero's still just on skype, idk if he's gonna use his old futureDream handle or get something new.
From now on, gonna log important info at the bottom.
Me: spacetimeCounselor, 95BDDE near as I can figure, unallocated specibus, Array modus, Prince of Law. Hang on lemme just list all those:
Ward of Mind - Obselescence probably Smith of Sand - Zerovirus Seer of Time - ??? Prince of Law - spacetimeCounselor (Benedict) Grace of Hope - ???(holy shit OP probably)
And it's me, Zero, his girlfriend, our other friend Obs, and I think S-freak? I actually don't know most of their chumhandles or typing colors or anything, we've mainly been using Skype and Steam chat so I should do something about that.
Okay and also my entry item was a shield, which I broke by just letting this huge space rock smash it. 1st-tier prototyping was a Strong Bad figurine, and Zero's was a dead wasp. There's bee imps now and I'm terrified. Second-tier was with a dead fish just so the dude would talk right but yeah it's post-entry who cares. Zero's entry item was, worryingly, a globe, and he just kinda smashed it on the ground so that was simple.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 21, 2012 9:31:20 GMT -5
News flash guys, I am hyper great at doing server things even though I'm pretty sure something just went horribly wrong (not my fault, yo!!) S-freak's in just in time, her meteor was pretty nuts compared to mine. Like Zero, her entry item was kinda worrying- a chess rook. And like all those kingdoms are chess-themed so maybe it's ominous? Also she did something bad to it. Oh and her things are yellow, that's probably to be expected on account of yellow was always her thing. also she uh kinda still doesn't actually want to play? Like, she was saying the game is way overrated, and that Game Bro is a stupid joke? Here's facts: wronger than wrong, she's p much a crazy person for thinking those blasphemous things. She's also p much a crazy person because instead of breaking the rook (which I made ABUNDANTLY CLEAR was supposed to happen) she uh
yeah she prototyped it NO idea what the consequences of this are supposed to be, but I mean it worked and she's in the medium, albeit with an irate sprite hanging around. She only agreed to install because I mean the meteors were RIGHT THERE and they weren't getting any less gone, so yeah she broke contact as soon as she entered. Crazy thought: this is maybe a bad sign.
so next step I guess is to go look for quests, I gotta get ready to go outside. Wait no because the next step is to alchemize some wait a minute
AAAAAAA FUCK THESE FUCKING THINGS AAAAAAGH IMPS ARE THE WORST I SWEAR. Some of the waspy ones are flying now, a bunch of them have cool masks and do punches, aight, some of them are now FUCKING CASTLE TANKS or something, hang on lemme draw one with paint
These things took way longer to kill, I don't know WHAT the deal is. Still bludgeoning them with a shitty bow and shitty fishing pole though, maybe I just need weapons that don't suck WHICH IS THE NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS hang on lemme look up EB's punch card guide okay I need Zero to deploy some more shit Shit deployed, let's do this. I need pointy things, dammit! Okay I collected some dangerous things from around the house. Kitchen knifes, a machete, a corkscrew, scissors, assorted power tools, and a laser pointer in hopes of making something shoot lasers. A Smith I ain't, but I don't see any reason for my weapons to not shoot as many lasers as possible at all times, right? gonna start listing combos
Stringless bow || Coil of rope -Twisted pile of coiled wood.
Stringless bow && Coil of rope -Strung longbow! I was banking on the rope being enough to inform the intent and I guess that worked? Instead of giving me a bow strung with knotted twine anyway. Still need arrows.
Shitty Makeshift Fishing Pole && Circular saw -Circular saw with this weird barbed fringe thing instead of a blade. Made of wood. Useless.
SMFP || Circular saw -More or less what I was aiming for- a fishing pole with a spinning blade on the end of the string. Captchalogue says "Unreasonably Dangerous Pole", so maybe I shouldn't stick with this.
SMFP || Tackle Box -Actual fishing pole. Now we're cooking with gas!
Fishing pole && Power drill -Fishing pole with motorized reel. Like, a REALLY motorized reel, there is RECOIL on this baby. It'll be a good base for later poles once I get the grist. Down to about half now, so better to get something more immediately useful.
Stringless bow && Kitchen knife -Miniature stringless bow with a plastic handle. Perfect for all your day-to-day culinary archery needs, if those were a thing that existed.
Stringless bow || Kitchen knife -I should just start with || from now on, jeez. Bow with a plastic grip and two bladey ends. Kind of like Darth Maul's lightsaber if it was made of cheap-ass kitchenware, but it should be stabby enough for imps. Just got attacked by a couple more, got some cobalt and shale. These things are everywhere, aren't they? But yeah stabbiness confirmed.
2xGinsu || Laser pointer -Stringless floppy blade staff thing like before, only with a laser sight. WHY would a bow need a laser sight. Without a string. Oh yeah they call it a Ginsu even though the source knife was just generic whatever.
Bow || Circular saw -It's called an Unreasonably Dangerous Bow like the pole, but it actually looks pretty practical. The grip has a circular saw on the end, basically- kind of like having that melee weapon from Quake on the end of the bow. Totally using this once I get arrows, SO SWEET
Flea market metal dragon sculpture && Power drill -Tiny metal draconic drill mech. Awwwww! Such a badass piece of junk.
Out of grist, yo. Gonna saw up some imps and then probably go on quests. Back in a few!
Me: spacetimeCounselor, 95BDDE near as I can figure, unallocated specibus, Array modus, Prince of Law.
Ward of Mind - Obselescence probably Smith of Sand - Zerovirus -Entry item: Globe -1st tier prototype: Wasp Seer of Time - ??? Prince of Law - spacetimeCounselor (Benedict) -Entry item: Shield with cross -1st tier prototype: Strong Bad Grace of Hope - ???
-S-freak prototype AND entry item: chess rook
And it's me, Zero, his girlfriend, our other friend Obs, and I think S-freak? I actually don't know most of their chumhandles or typing colors or anything, we've mainly been using Skype and Steam chat so I should do something about that.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 28, 2012 0:04:40 GMT -5
Okay, fucking WHAT, there's ogres. Ebonpyre's in full swing, brb busting heads. WARNING, CRITICAL DANGER, NO HEADS BUSTED, except mine maybe, that thing threw me out the window. And into the starry bullshit zone. What's really weird isn't that it's zero-grav and the light pulses give you the most wicked buzz when they brush by- it's cool to know it's not falling to my death but the weird thing is it TALKS. Like, I hear voices murmuring about the Denizen and some kinda devastation. It's really unclear, but I think they want me to save them? Like, I guess this is terraforming, restoring the land, dealing with quests. I'm gonna need to get back though- ogres and shit have basically overrun my house, and although I can kinda fly-swim back I'd get walloped by the hordes of angry dudes. Waiting here to take notes and let things spawn? Bad idea.
Good idea: have Zero use the Sburb cursor to manipulate the Unreasonably Dangerous Pole. Brb again yo FUCKING AMAZING. Oh my god there is so much grist everywhere you have no idea. Like if those fuckers didn't decay into candied game abstractions my place would be a fucking mess of gibs and gore. I don't see this really working on anything besides imps, plus trying to wield it solo is asking for missing limbs, but DAMN that was effective. okay gonna take on the ogres that aren't dead took em on they died pretty good from being stabbed by a bow thing seventeen times in the face. That's p much gonna be my strategy from now on. Also I scaled the echeladder a few rungs and got a bunch of "boondollars". Those are for buying fraymotifs and assorted consort trinkets right? I'm also apparently a "Fledgling Lord Fauntleroy" whatever the shit that means.
Build grist time! Zero's cutting to the chase, he took a nice support beam and cloned it vertically. Right now he's trying to work out how to affix spiral stairs okay he got it. First gate's up there, gonna meet up in a bit. wait he's... pestering me? -- bayesianMechanist [BM] began pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] --
Okay cool, didn't see that coming.
BM: questions i get while drawing in public: BM: is that an anime BM: is that you BM: what show is she from BM: do you want to be a drawer when you grow up (a drawer jesus cHRIST) BM: do you watch anime BM: is that a transformer SC: haha dude what SC: i thought you didn't use pesterchum BM: yeah well my gf wants to have 'the authentic experience' BM: because using a shitty chat client is a part of that SC: lol okay but seriously how about we just keep using skype BM: n0 w4y sC l00k h0w m4ny 4ut0ma71c l337sp34k qu1rks 1t c4n d0 BM: (yeah ok) BM: but hey can you get your client to get her in already, her meteors are showing up SC: fuuuuck don't make me deal with sfreak again SC: (yo i call her sfreak because it's a stealth(?) insult also how you pronounce sfreq) SC: but yeah i'll get on it BM: ok -- bayesianMechanist [BM] ceased pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] --
Hahahaha okay cool I have to deal with Queen Fussyface and also the ogres are still coming shit shit shit brb um Okay for some reason I popped out in the middle of the starry bullshit zone (SBZ) instead of actually on my land. Is this gonna keep being a thing? There's all kinds of blinding swirly lights flying around and it's actually pretty relaxing. The temporary Atomyk Ebonpyre imp swarm thing on my house should be over with, so I'll just try to contact speak of the devil.
-- superFrequency [SF] began pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] -- SF: I need you to save my life. SC: lol wut this is soundin kinda familiar SC: kinda like i just fucking did that and you dont bother to thank me SC: also are you using this dumb thing too, youre supposed to like come up with some clever alias not just capitalize one letter in your name SF: I don't SF: actually give a shit SF: There's giant monsters surrounding my house, and I need you to kill them. SC: right okay ill get right on this diy home improvement job SF: Are you kidding? This isn't the time for that. SF: All the LEGITIMATE reviews say the interface is cluttered and overly context-sensitive, and that changes are difficult or impossible to undo. SC: well okay granted but seriously SF: Seriously what? seriously, you want to dick around with my immediate environs some more? SC: no SERIOUSLY the only way to keep these things from spawning is you enter your first gate SF: What's that and what does it have to do with making my life into the Sims. SC: the gates way up in the sky and i gotta build you some stairs to get there SC: did you even alchemize any gear yet, its gonna take you down to your land SF: Stop assuming I know what you're babbling about, I didn't obsess over leaked time walkthroughs or anything SF: like someone I know SC: the alchemy system for crafting weapons and gear, and the procedurally generated Land environment youre placed in SC: gamefaqs.com/pc/194669-sburb/faqs/01014-tentacle-therapist/ SC: thats the basic alchemy guide but there's some tools i can spawn in to simplify it SC: and the land is unpredictable dangerous magic quest world idk what to tell you SF: What if I told you I didn't have time for that shit? SC: oh come ON
and then a bunch of shit nobody cares about like how i fucked up her attic and pulled evac
SC: okay now uh SC: regarding the life-save-do thing i just totally did SC: AGAIN SC: you have an obligation as server player to get someone else in SC: your server disc should lock on to your client, probably aloice SF: Who SC: zero's gf SF: Whose gf SC: my server player and best bro SF: Okay, I'll get to that SC: shes about to be crushed by meteors so uh SC: use haste? SF: Wait, how do I do this?
and then a bunch of shit nobody yada yada yada big scary meteors, sfreq stumbles through server duties and grumbles about unintuitive interfaces and what a shit game sburb is. Point is: Aloice is in, vital stats are as follows Entry item was predictably ominous bullshit, had to throw a clock out the window because apparently a pane of glass is basically antimatter to cruxite timepieces for no reason. Not sure what she prototyped yet, Sfreq hung up before I could ask and I haven't seen a lot of imps around in the SBZ.
Oh and clock probably means she's the Seer of Time. Just guessing, but assuming no queer issues or glitches Obs is the Ward of Mind, and Sfreq is the Grace which is FUCKING TERRIFYING but at least she has no idea what she's doing. (No, not sure if that's reassuring.)
Pesterchum color info: Zero is bayesianMechanist with CC2706, and sfreq is just superFrequency (laaame) with EBDB05. Not sure if actually significant.
Anyway gots to look for dungeons to dive. Keep it real, dudes.
Prince of Law: Benedict, spacetimeCounselor 95BDDE Land of Stars and Pulse Entry: shield w/cross Prototyping: Strong Bad, fish (post)
Smith of Sand: Zerovirus, bayesianMechanist CC2706 Land of Entry: globe Prototyping: wasp
(?)Seer of Time: Aloice, ??? Land of Entry: clock Prototyping:
(?)Ward of Mind: Obselescence, ??? Land of Entry: Prototyping:
(?)Grace of Hope: Superfrequency, superFrequency EBDB05 Land of Entry: rook Prototyping: rook
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 29, 2012 3:02:52 GMT -5
No, I mean, this starry stuff is really fuckin' rela
Eyes open. My eyes are open. The first time, my eyes are open. No, wait. My eyes have been. Open. Aaaaa! No. Nnnng. I'm dreaming. I am dreaming on the moon. This is the moon Derse. That is where I am. Everything is purple. I am wearing purple. Legal. Why did I say legal. I'm dreaming. Dreaming messes with my head. I am my head. I'm dreaming. I am my dreamself. My mind is clouded and my demeanor is inexplicably terse. Irrelevant. Prophetic Dersite reading material is likely present. It is. In a pile. There is a pile of books by the door. The pile of books is of unknown origin. I may have a secret admirer. Other explanations are plausible.
I have read many of these books. One of them holds an ominous prophecy. "Though we despise Him, we shall ever suffer His horrible Croak. Lament but rejoice, for we spill our blood on acres of black and white so that they may abandon their own. At last, their own will become them and pass judgement on their reward."
Another holds similar portents. "They wait for he who would build a future from the dust. They wait for she who would spill her blood into vessels of ash. They wait for he who would emerge from soot to claim his right. They wait for she who would reduce the sky to rubble for the sake of the land. They wait for he who would die." The last line is repeated twenty-two times in elegant script, and then scrawled in a wavering hand across the rest of the book's pages.
Dust, ash, soot, rubble. And death. These do not frighten me, though my mind tells me to be frightened. Can I be, in this form. Unknown. I look to my walls. There is nothing on my walls. There is nothing on my walls. There is nothing on my walls. There is nothing on my walls. There is nothing on. Nothing on my walls. There is nothing on my walls. There is nothing. Nothing on my walls. On my walls.
xing. Um, what. Did I doze off there? What the hell is this. What did I just type. Um. Something's wrong. I feel kinda like something's wrong, like something just happened to me. Aside from the obvious dream misadventures I don't actually remember. I should probably work on that Sleep Ratio thing.
but seriously what the fuck. I'll send these prophecies off to Aloice, she's a Seer. I think. No, something's really wrong with my h
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ead. ohmygodwhat fucking what
im going back to my house sweet jesus oh my god
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 30, 2012 19:44:52 GMT -5
Just got off IRC with some of you veteran folks. Apparently we're supposed to have a Space player, and an even number of people. Which is weird because our sprites never mentioned anyone else. Planning to double check the moons for empty towers, as soon as I can get control of my dreamself. Maybe one of the others is- hold that thought. what's that sound why do i hear glubbing
Okay new development! My consorts are glowy star salamanders. Like salamanders, but incorporeal. They spit stardust everywhere. If it weren't so shiny it'd be gross. IRC says ghost consorts maybe. Can't really make out what they're saying, but it sounds sorta musical. Oh and I have seven liberty points now. Not sure what to spend those on. suspiciousBastions is awesome end of story. Skype from Zero, he's in the Land of Craters and Splendor. His iguana consorts are nature lovers and don't like it when he kills imps. Sounds p hilarious. brb flying around until i find something interesting
Okay, this counts. Like a really huge, solid light thing. It's hard to look at, really, but I found what I think is an entrance. To a dungeon. Waaaaay too bright to make out what it says on the relief, but it's definitely what's described in the faq. IRC giving conflicting advice, so I'm gonna... oh i get it i gotta do a law thing Closing my eyes blocks out some of the light. Not that that makes sense, but I figured hey law <-> blindness, even if it doesn't make physical sense SBurb will let it slide. Skipping to the end using darkness, roleplay points ++! Symbols are... two upward pointing arrows into spirographs, and a moon emblem. Plus totems for... uh, two for the same thing. I apparently need my bed, which got thrown out the window somewhere, and... for fuck's sake it's the little kitchen bow. WHY. WHY did the game know that would be a thing. Whatever, I'll get to this later, imma check out the intact half of the world.
uh okay here's something Aside from like everything bein' a bunch of fancy bismuth growths, it looks like... there's the glowy stuff trapped inside it. Including some of those huge glow dungeon things. I'm just thinking, like... that isn't supposed to be the case. I can make out some of the... starlamander things, just encased in crystal. I think, like, the denizen damage wasn't to the SBZ half. --- Back at my dwelling spire. Zero's done a number on the place, it looks like a fucking fortress now. I'm not sure he understands how underlings spawn, though, he only skimmed the faq. How these moats and trenches are supposed to stop things from popping into existence inside is unclear. speakin a which i didn't mention all the imp i've been killing, but most of them have been waspy dudes since I was in the zero-G SBZ. A few of the rooks tried to swim, but their stumpy limbs don't really work I guess. POW BAM SOCK Motorized fishin' pole, I love this thing. I cast, hook a bitch, use the hyper-reel to slam it into the ground. I had to rely more on the stabby pole in the SBZ since there's nothing to slam things into, but on solid ground it works wonders. I'll need something stronger for imps, though, and maybe a better hook if I ever need to grapple shit and swing around like Spider-man.
alchemy time woo
Power reel || Fireplace poker -Why did I even spend grist on this, it's the poker tied to the end of the string. Still better for spearin' shit, though.
Power reel || Bismuth chunk -A chunk of wood with some gears and string. God damn it how am I supposed to figure out whether to use && or ||
Power reel && Bismuth chunk -Bismuth power reel. Cooler looking handle, seems to function the same. I guess I'm just hoping it has a higher abstract power stat.
Bowling ball && Bag of cement -Really, really heavy cement ball. A solid iron bag woulda been just as good, who cares. The idea here is to provide a weight for reeling in heavier objects like ogres. Actually shoes might be better, hang on
Work boots || Fireplace poker -A rubber poker. Fuck bitwise operators.
Work boots && Fireplace poker -Kinda like cleats! There's a handle sticking out of the heel which is weird, but they're snug enough. I should be able to secure purchase in the ground with these for pulling shit around.
Found my bed, let's see if this works. Bed && Bismuth chunk -Bismuth bed. Let's see if this counts as a Land Bed, bitches. Made like six of these.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yes. NOOOOOOO. Fuck you. NO! No no no! Come on. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yes, come on. Simmer down. No... Who is that. Who. Why is he here. Go away. wait a mi wait
I'm awake. Well, no. I'm dreaming. I'm my dreamself. Still feeling weirdly untalkative. Probably more in control now. The walls... oh. The reason the walls scared me... well. It's lots of pictures of me dying. I didn't know I could even really draw, but yeah this is pretty unmistakable. There's a few actual knives stuck in the wall. Into me. Pictogram after pictogram of dead Me. Lots of different aspect symbols, too. Every dead me next to an aspect, and also. I'm thinking that's red sharpie. I hope. I'm flying outside. He is gone. That was Zero's dreamself. He is also on Derse. What did he do. Why am I thinking in statements. Why can't I use question marks. Fuckin' weird dream problems.
Outside... there's two towers. Well, three. One is burned to the ground, the neighboring area is on fire. Another is mine. One more is, presumably, Zero's. The burned one... there's a procession leading away from the tower. Is it The procession? I'm not sure what event this is. I don't want to lose carapace reputation. Oh. This is... I don't recognize this person. But it's probably Obs. He doesn't look especially dead, but... whoa who's this guy yeah you're pretty hu
Awake. Uh. That's... good. The big dude with the heart badge and the club smacked me upside the head, which I doubt will work wonders for my rep stat.
a while later something big happened aloice got obs in, kinda. Not really. See, he managed to craft his entry item. But he didn't break it in time. And now the burned out husk of his house arrived on his land, along with a sprite which is half dead dog, half THE METEOR The reason the house wasn't completely obliterated was that the meteor broke the entry item, then got prototyped within seconds of the impact. According to his server, our Seer of Time. seer hang on something's never mind Anyway Aloice is freaked out about it, and they can't find Obs' body. Zero was going to prototype it with his Waspsprite, possibly resurrect him, but... yeah. i mean i only sorta knew the guy but yeah we have a dead player.
i need to uh go reread those sections of the faq
this FUCKING game
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on May 30, 2012 19:59:42 GMT -5
so this happened no i'm not gonna color format this who cares about that
20:52 spacetimeCounselor it's like 20:52 spacetimeCounselor dead dog and the meteor 20:52 spacetimeCounselor rockdog 20:53 mislaidLullaby The meteor was prototyped? Uh 20:53 tungstenTinkerer Wait 20:53 spacetimeCounselor i think they were both pre-entry 20:53 tungstenTinkerer if it was prototyped how did it impact? 20:53 spacetimeCounselor haven't seen any rock imps yet 20:53 tungstenTinkerer Man 20:53 mislaidLullaby That is a very good question 20:53 tungstenTinkerer Wait a second 20:53 spacetimeCounselor well it smashed through his house and then 20:53 spacetimeCounselor wait how did 20:53 spacetimeCounselor it had to destroy the entry item, AND impact 20:53 tungstenTinkerer wait wait 20:53 spacetimeCounselor and be 20:53 spacetimeCounselor what 20:53 spacetimeCounselor you're right that doesn't make sense 20:53 tungstenTinkerer you cannot really see rock imps 20:54 tungstenTinkerer since the house is supposed to be in the medium 20:54 spacetimeCounselor maybe he's still alive because there's a logical discrepancy going on here 20:54 spacetimeCounselor there's 20:54 tungstenTinkerer NOT in the medium sorry 20:54 spacetimeCounselor fuck hope actually 20:54 tungstenTinkerer So the kernelsprite can't have hatched yet 20:54 spacetimeCounselor i said the house was there 20:55 spacetimeCounselor at least the seer did 20:55 spacetimeCounselor this is all second hand 20:55 mislaidLullaby I think you may wanna go check for a body... 20:55 spacetimeCounselor she said she checked but 20:56 spacetimeCounselor yeah that's a good idea 20:56 tungstenTinkerer I think you want to check what's going on, yes 20:56 spacetimeCounselor maybe there's a conspiracy, maybe like our sand player wanted me to THINK he was dead so he told his girlfriend the seer to lie to me or something 20:56 tungstenTinkerer Go or send someone on that land asap 20:57 tungstenTinkerer Check if it's alive. 20:57 spacetimeCounselor she says the land's not dead 20:57 spacetimeCounselor which is also weird 20:57 mislaidLullaby I have no idea what protocol is here 20:58 spacetimeCounselor im almost angry at you guys for pointing out that this doesnt make sense 20:58 spacetimeCounselor because now if it turns out that yeah he is in fact dead 20:58 spacetimeCounselor youll have got my hopes up
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 2, 2012 18:46:31 GMT -5
Right! Moving on from all a that. I just took another nap on the stack of bismuth slabs (IRC says they're no substitute for land beds, I'll need those if I want to gain real control over my dreamself assuming he's still alive), got a message back, in my own handwriting. "Don't breathe a word of this" followed by a spade, which IRC says means it's from the archagent. Those guys are hella helpful. Anyway, probably I'm still dream-alive. Moving on.
A little short on grist to make it up to the gate. I was thinking instead of all this building noise, I'd alchemize some kinda super trampoline, but... I don't have a trampoline. Zero's developed a way to preview alchemy results using jumper shunts or whatever, so he's looking into flying devices. For now, I'm... ooh, I'm gonna take out some baddies.
guess who loves the unreasonably dangerous pooooole it's me BZZZZZZZZZZ It's nice, cause it's like actual fishing, see? Trying to wield it in close combat would be a disaster, but sitting on the edge of my house and fishing for i sorry one got me from behind okay s'been like two hours of literally grinding grist, looks like Zero's reached the gate.
HAHAHAHAHA okay this is awesome. The Land of Craters and Splendor basically looks like the planet from TTGL, only with huge-ass world trees and some kind of spreading plant I can't quite make out everywhere. wait where's zero. turns out he's in obs' land. It's still not dead, which is encouraging, but he couldn't find a body. It's pretty weird.
yo dudes i just did some snooping he's totally building a giant robot it's not the gurren lagann though so yeah i'm gonna have to make that candy hat soon Wait a minute, his house... Obs was his server, it hasn't been built up. Oh. OH! Okay, what. One of those world trees is towering over his house, it probably stretches up past... like five or six gates. How the hell does a tree this big grow in the middle of the desert? I think I see his consorts up there.
back home back in sbz back at dungeon entrance, so I got a couple of totems. One for my bed, the other for that silly kitchen-sized bow thing. Are these supposed to have slots for items that didn't exist before I entered? Does it just rely on the whole paradox predestination thing for items to exist? Who cares whatever, this isn't even like ten percent as fucked up as the rest a this session.
..whoa What just happened was. The whole dungeon went dark, like the bright blinding glow from before got replaced with... some sort of black crystal. I'm inside the doorway, inside it's like... I can sort of see the lights of the swirling stars outside, but they dance off the crystal and refract dimly and I can't use them to judge where things are correctly. I'm stumbling around in the dark. There's imps and... some little alligator lookin' dudes. Not consorts, just... I'm gonna call them drakes, they're like imps but bigger and more prone to bite.
stuck in a maze whose idea was this labyrinthine bullshit even, this is terrible game design you dont just drop someone in a featureless maze and tell them FIGURE IT OUT YO so fucking DARK, i mean
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA18:14 spacetimeCounselor fuck help u guys a monster i thimk a baslisk bitmy hand of 18:14 spacetimeCounselor its dark i vcant see 18:14 spacetimeCounselor imbleeding realy bad 18:15 genArt ... 18:15 genArt oh fuck 18:15 spacetimeCounselor i mean i dont think it bit my hanfd off i know that i think the monster wasa basilik 18:15 spacetimeCounselor mayeb a drake 18:15 spacetimeCounselor irts 2 dark 18:15 spacetimeCounselor is the portocol 4 this 18:15 genArt what is your land 18:16 genArt did you put something Law related in the Kernel? 18:16 spacetimeCounselor stars & oulse but im tarpped ina dungeon right niew 18:16 spacetimeCounselor *now 18:16 genArt Batman Cowl does something like that 18:16 spacetimeCounselor and no 18:16 genArt wepl 18:16 genArt *welp 18:16 genArt shit 18:16 specificNihilism do you have any healing items? 18:16 spacetimeCounselor i didnt bother eralier no 18:17 spacetimeCounselor are there ayn law healig nanilities 18:17 specificNihilism okay 18:17 specificNihilism don't panic 18:17 spacetimeCounselor *abilites 18:17 specificNihilism not of which spenih is aware. 18:17 specificNihilism ((wow where'd that period come from)) 18:17 specificNihilism stay calm 18:17 specificNihilism can you hear the enemy near you? 18:18 specificNihilism or are you relatively safe? 18:18 spacetimeCounselor well no ovbiouksy i kiled him imedaitedly wiuth kickas stabbing bwo 18:18 spacetimeCounselor *bow 18:18 spacetimeCounselor but 18:18 spacetimeCounselor yeah safee 18:18 specificNihilism okay 18:18 specificNihilism there's no need to panic 18:19 spacetimeCounselor i wihs i hadnt takren the grist or id be able 2 see, ome was golwing 18:19 spacetimeCounselor can i like 18:19 spacetimeCounselor dorp grist] 18:19 spacetimeCounselor Z*drop 18:20 specificNihilism no 18:20 specificNihilism do you have your [pen ant] with you? 18:20 specificNihilism ping it if you can 18:20 specificNihilism it should glow 18:21 specificNihilism and you'll get a bit of light from that 18:21 spacetimeCounselor i dont have it yetr my sprite hjasntgiven me pne yet 18:21 spacetimeCounselor *one 18:21 specificNihilism oh dear 18:21 specificNihilism hm 18:21 specificNihilism what do you have in your [syl adex]? 18:22 spacetimeCounselor just a bunch of really shity weapon s i achlemized 18:22 spacetimeCounselor well som are less shitty 18:23 spacetimeCounselor t think ive stoped the bleedin a little im goingto find a wayout and get helaed im throug. i did a law thing, i closed my eyes adn now im in a place, ifound my mp3 palyer and also i think this is a skain summonnig the night is wispering its very quiet but i think its mourning? idk what its saying but it doesnt sound usful probably um acroding to the staff tumblr the mahyems probably the archer/heir, color quartz maybe mother or scribe idk im gonna take this down snice it repeats it "Alas, the shade evaporates. It's gone, the darkness, gone, consumed. Consumed by blaspheming light. Mourn the night, for its champion deserts it." looks like p solid eivdence for me destorying aspect, but it wont be mchu help here
Didn't feel like typing on the way out. After I listened to my whisperings bawl for a while, the walls lifted and the Starry Bullshit Zone shone in. The stars just sorta suffused the dungeon- while I was inside before the antigrav thing didn't work, but now it's all lit up and floaty. Kinda nice. Oh right how I'm typing: ROBOT HAND. Zero is one hell of a smith, the dude already had codes for automail and robot parts and armored shit ready. Check it out, there's a flamethrower in it, it's like FUCK YEAH I'M INSPECTOR GADGET only with indiscriminate immolation instead of incompetence. Strobrosprite was favoring having a boxing glove for a hand, but I asked him how I was supposed to type with boxing gloves on and he stormed off in a huff. (omg im dyin')
Oh, one more thing: the Night did let me in on one thing- it's one of... well, the glitch faq says law debuffs are called Sentences (whereas light buffs are Blessings?), but this IRC guy says Sentence is the name of some kinda dark beam attack, whereas this is a basic luck debuff against enemies within a certain range. It's one of those music-triggered abilities (dude says it's called Dercretum? thinking there might be a mistake), and okay the music that sustains the debuff it's the batman theme DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN! well okay no batman but yeah that's the little bassline. I've been humming it against imps and it's pretty fun- they'll trip or run into each other and I can snag them with the Bismuth Pole.
Anyway, I'll maybe do some more dungeons when I'm better equipped, but my priority right now is finding a Land Bed and rescuing my dream/self from the Archagent or whatever.
Aloice contacted me (arachnidsDevotee, more pesterchum yaaaaay) and got me up to speed on her entry. And, uh. Apologized a lot. I said "it wasn't your fault" a lot, but for all I know it was. I don't want to talk about it. Anyway, she prototyped dead flowers since it was the only dead thing she had lying around, and hasn't had Tier 2 yet. I think Obs and I (and maybe sfreq? haven't heard from her) are the only people with a second prototyping. They're saving theirs in case we find Obs' body. She's on the Land of Clans and Falls (which apparently is this sorta mountainy place fulla psycho consorts), confirmed Seer of Time (wait, did she...?). Obs' land is LOPAP- Peaks and Pages, and it's not dead. Again, confirmed Ward of Mind. She says Zero reports some kind of conspiracy among the consorts. Do any of us have NORMAL lizardy dorks crawling around?
So yeah.Prince of Law: Benedict, spacetimeCounselor 95BDDE Land of Stars and Pulse (Ghosty salamander consorts) Entry: shield w/cross Prototyping: Strong Bad, [fish]
Smith of Sand: Zerovirus, bayesianMechanist CC2706 Land of Craters and Splendor (PETA iguana consorts) Entry: globe Prototyping: wasp, [?]
Seer of Time: Aloice, arachnidsDevotee 005682 Land of Clans and Falls (Angry turtle consorts) Entry: clock Prototyping: flowers, [?]
Ward of Mind: Obselescence, ??? Land of Peaks and Pages (Conspiratorial Axolotl consorts) Entry: ? Prototyping: dog, meteor
Grace of Hope: Superfrequency, superFrequency EBDB05 Land of ? and ? Entry: rook Prototyping: rook, [?]
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 15, 2012 23:29:14 GMT -5
Just ran into S-freak's dreamself. I should stop calling her that, whatever. Which reminds me, I need to build her dwelling spire some more so her actual self can visit. But anyway yeah, she showed up on LOSAP and immediately hightailed it outta there. Not sure what her deal is.
hahaha guys so i hate to admit it but this interface is basically shit like if things didn't just magically stay in place for no reason this pile of shit would come crashing down i swear actually i can see her there, napping, maybe i can freak her out the recolor mode is pretty cool actually, check it i painted her bed gold and shit and she'll be like WAS IT REALLY A DREAM and yeah she's prospit go figure Okay, she's low on grist now and her house is... a little bit past the second gate, so presumably she can just use my gates from now on. Why do players even have all their own gates if everyone has a portal to each land?
Oh, that reminds me. There's a "go to some location in the Land" gate after each dwelling gate, so... if I go to one that corresponds to mine in someone else's house, it might dump me somewhere of consequence. That way, I can... Wait, what am I even doing? What's my objective? On the list of things I have to do, there's, like. Uh. I have to do the Knell quest thing, but that's supposed to wait until I'm mega strong and do all the quests. And then I have to God Tier, which means I need to find my Quest Bed. And I need to get control of my dreamself by boosting my Sleep Ratio- and that means finding a Land Bed in a consort village. Which are probably incorporeal, in the SBZ.
ok i think i found one, there's like starry salamander consorts floating around in chamber things. they're made out of what i think is the same material as the dungeon from earlier, some kind of solid light. i'm gonna look around for a
{like, four hours later maybe}
aaaaaaaa okay finally got my computer back, i really need to alchemize some more and make sure i have no less than five computers on me at all times, like a sensible person. i am currently decked out in shitty star jewelery and a couple rungs higher on the echeladder from a series of short quests i won't dignify with a description. suffice it to say that whoever built sburb has a terrible sense of humor and consorts are the dumbest fucking thing ever, i swear. Did you know that there's a rung called Prancemaster General? I sure didn't! But I guess if you do enough dumbfuck amphibian sky prancing rituals in order to earn like half the contents of your sylladex back after they ghost-swarm you, and then you have to save them from an invasion of hand-biting asshole lizard underlings using nothing but "majestic prance-flying technique" and useless chunks of rock (also flamethrower hand, sure) in zero gravity sburb decides to GIVE YOU A FUCKING MEDAL worth a cool eighty boonbucks, whatever the fuck that'll even buy. also note the brackets up there, it was getting confusing having all those little timeskips in the log with no warning so i'm gonna notify people from now on if anyone cares.
Okay, down to business. Another quest reward was the ability to decipher their astral burbling noises, which is another example of Sburb being a lazily coded piece of shit because it was pretty much a zalgo filter on ordinary speech, and now it's lifted and they all just sound like cartoon characters with a variety of funny accents. Fucking consorts. The business being, that now I can actually talk to these assholes instead of being subjected to ridiculous rituals, I had a chat with the village elder and he revealed a Land Bed in a building I SWEAR I already checked, but whatever. The business, as it were, is snoozing.
Whoa. Okay. Is this what, like. Uh, thinking as a dreamself's like. I'm starting to doubt, that Sburb actually gives you a dreamself that... represents some kind of idealized. Self. Fuck. What's actually happening, is that I'm getting bursts, of intermittent mind fuddlery. That interrupts whatever thought I was... where was I? Okay, I only typed that then for comedic... effect. But you get the picture. Shoddy coding to make me behave. More tersely. Fuckin' annoying. I'll get used to it and stop, fuck, truncating my sentences. wait a shit here Oh hi there angry-lookin' carapaces. Oh! Oh shit, I suddenly remember the deal. The whole deal, what's going on. That I didn't write down before. I have to ask this guy if it's okay to log this, but I think my Sleep Ratio should... let me actually have access to... my own dreamself's memories, now. Jack says it's okay. Says at this point there's no reason to keep my...self, out of the loop. Here's the skinny.
Jack sent the Hegemonic Brute to kidnap me. This is on the orders not of the Queen, but of someone called the Smoke Knight. The Smoke Knight managed to steal the Queen's ring, somehow, and Jack was tasked to retrieve it. Only the dude offered a better deal- if Jack and his crew of mutinous cohorts helped him carry out his mysterious plan, he'd give Jack the ring after it was completed. The plan, as it stands, involves a lot of weird moon shit. Jack and his henchmen have been going through the city and pulling strings, to speed me past a bunch of the lower-level moon quests. Apparently while I took a well-deserved nap (following the part where I got my FUCKING HAND BIT RIGHT OFF), my dreamself worked with them to grind through a lot of those. I'm about halfway through Earning your Wings, and I have shuttle clearance to the Veil, where I'm being sent now. Apparently there's something important there I have to do? Jack says he'll explain when I get there. Maybe it's ectobiology? It'll probably be super convoluted (like more than normal) since I somehow have to make it seem like everyone in our group was born naturally. Never mind Jack says it isn't ectobiology. So yeah! I'm on easy street, hanging with Derse's elite agents and going on secret missions for a mysterious shadowy figure! This can't possibly go wrong!
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 16, 2012 11:34:56 GMT -5
The Dignitary and I are palling it up in here. The shuttle here is like, REALLY SLOW, so we're basically just catching up. My dreamself didn't get along with him too well. Apparently he was kinda thick when he was a semi-mutually-separate consciousness? Whatever. But yeah he says call him Droog, they've got codenames and shit. He offered to share a page of his pornography with me but that's not my style, y'know? He says suit yourself, and then offers me a smoke which also isn't my style? But I'll give it a shot anyway, because fuck if dreamselves aren't mad expendable and also what are the chances it's/I'm going to actually survive that long playing this game. GAHHHCACK okay smoking's terrible, aaaghk why does anyone, it's like your throat is being raped by satan's everburning doodle, or more accurately like you're taking in a lungful of nasty smoke shit because that's what it is droog was chuckling to himself but after i said all that he just bust out laughing, did not expect this from him
Okay never the fuck mind already, we're here. At... some kinda gray building on a meteor. Droog says he'll wait in the car, I'm supposed to do this solo. I ask what does he mean, do what solo, and he rolls up the window. There's a door here. At least I think it's a door. It's got what I think is supposed to be the Law symbol on it, but the paint's all scratched. Am I ever gonna see this damn thing properly? Speaking of symbols, the spirally space symbol's on the doorknob. Wait, there's a...? Okay. That wasn't there a second ago.
oh ohhhhhhh okay this is fuckin' like this explains a lot but also doesn't explain fucking anything i don't think
Let's calm down. What's happening here is, there's a girl asleep on a bed in here. Like an actual bed, as if it were someone's room only totally generic and the walls are made of computers or something. She's like, long black hair, lyin' there all unconscious-like, in gray dream clothes. The whole place is gray, like someone just sorta sucked the pigment out of it and it's some moving picture from the twenties. Except for me and her, anyway. What do gray dream clothes mean? Is she like, not Prospit or Derse? Another thing about the room: there's entry equipment in here. Lathe, alchemiter, cruxtruder, and a punched card. The card's a picture of... I think a house of cards, which shouldn't be difficult to break. But... who is she? What's her deal? Is she the Space player?
Okay I just unscrewed the childproof lid of her cruxtruder, thank god for leveling and this mangrit boost. SO STRONG. White dowels, white kernel. How's there a kernelsprite inside the session anyway? The timer's just glitched out on 99:99, and uh...
Should I prototype anything? There's like, nothing here. Nothing under the bed, and... okay closet full of stuffed animals. This... this is weird. They're all mangled and shit, like they were put there to be prototyped. Teddy bears with a missing eye, plush monkeys missing limbs... I guess I'll go with this little puppet-looking dude with the spear through his chest, maybe that'll lower underling max HP. Such a creepy face, jeez. Is maiming bad guys worth having to look at this glassy-eyed stare? I'm gonna go with "maybe". Puppetsprite's making a bunch of horrible noises that kind of sound like laughing, whatever. Let's go through with this entry procedure because what else would I be doing here? I tried poking the girl to wake her up, but she's out like a light. NO, I DIDN'T POKE HER SOMEWHERE INDECENT, GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT. Anyway looks like I have to do the rest of this myself, too. Dowel, card, lathe, alchemiter. House of cards. Kick!
Um. What? I'm on her Land, I think, like she's supposed to be a playWHOAGOD she's uh awake and everything's different? Her room suddenly has shit in it, like it's an actual room instead of a fake meteor room full of weird game equipment. And she's wearing just the most ridiculous getup, holy shit how can that many holographic tassels be attached to one tank top, she looks like
Um. She just kicked me through a window and then the Brute caught me and then I woke up. uhhhhhh
IRC's got nothing, this is not a catalogued game phenomenon, except the Smoke Knight is supposed to be from the Battlefield, maybe? Took a while to ask because they were dealing with... some troll dude who could kill people over the internet, and then he destroyed his own blood or something? Man I have no idea. But yeah, none of this is supposed to have happened, what a surprise!!!
Anyway, it's high time I alchemize some decent gear. Flamethrowering all those drakes and things at the village netted me a windfall of grist, plus Zero's set up Gristtorrent so Supes isn't entirely useless whereever she's at. There's a lot of types of grist here, and also finally some friggin oil drop grist so I can alchemize some computers like a sensible yada yada yada.
Laptop computer || glasses -Okay, seriously? A hinged glass frame. I've got to ask Zero how to alchemy properly one of these days.
Laptop computer && glasses -There we go. Glasses with a computer inside them. AAAAAA holy shit how am I typing with these. Like, I'm just thinking the words and moving my eyes and WORDS. what. This is the coolest fucking thing holy shit
Laptop computer && shoes -Toeputers. Seems to work the same way as the glasses, only you have to wiggle your toes and the display is on the top of the shoe, also tiny. That's enough computers for now.
Laptop computer && shitty cell phone -NEVER ENOUGH COMPUTERS, ACTUAL SMARTPHONE OKAY
Oh. Oh dang, I know what I need now.
Blanket && coat -Almost cape-like. Let's see...
Cape-like object || suit jacket -Almost there, just need the neck bit...
More cape-like object || scarf -A wheel of cheese. Uh. Too many consecutive || operators?
More cape-like object && scarf -Fuck yes. This? This here a cape. I'm wearing a cape now, y'all fuckers ain't got what it TAKES to step to this higher level of kickass heroic fashion.
Weapons time, let's go.
Bismuth pole && shitty star jewelery -Shitty bismuth jewelery GOD DAMN IT
Bismuth pole || shitty star jewelery -Glowing crystalline fishing pole with a line made of glowy stardust stuff. Looks totally awesome, and probably mega powerful considering all the land elements and also being fucking expensive.
Strung longbow || shitty star jewelery -Whoa. Astral longbow. Still kinda useless since I don't have any arrows.
2xGinsu || shitty star jewelery -FUCKING LIGHTSABER. Well, okay, it has an actual blade instead of a burny energy field, but it pretty much looks like a double-bladed blue and white lightsaber, AND it fits in the bowkind abstratus. SCORE
Zero says stop using up the Quartz grist, he needs that for construction. I say really, construction, like on that GIANT ROBOT you're building? He says yes on that, also other things. I say fine.
What's next? More dungeon-diving? Sure fine okay.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 17, 2012 15:21:57 GMT -5
Caught up with the team. Supes is responding to messages now, but she's still refusing to play. I don't know what she's doing, but I convinced her to try out alchemy since she's been having trouble relying on [Eject] for sylladex weaponization. She uses the Hands & Pockets modus, a.k.a. the Defeating-the-Whole-Point Modus. Got her to alchemize some axes and some extra computers, which was necessary because she wasn't building Aloice's house. Zero's already alchemized a fucking jetpack obviously so he hasn't had trouble with the gates, but Aloice's house was still normal size and it was becoming a roadblock for the nonflying.
So I got Supes a new computer so Zero could sneak in and nab her old one for server duties. Apparently Obs' and my dwelling spires have been the main transportation hubs until now, but yeah we've gotta get the loop set up.
{2 hours later} Man these bracket indicators are convenient. I decided to go explore the bismuth side of the planet. Only, I don't think it's really bismuth. It's like, all sorts of different crystal types are visible inside this sort of glassy shell, and the cubic structure is... well, I mean it's Sburb so everything's artificial, but it seems like there's something alive in there. Some of it's actual bismuth, but yeah it's weird. I'm gonna say, like, if this is Denizen damage, and I'm a player of Law, then he's sort of... binding whatever's inside? I dunno.
{Like right after I typed that} Whoa, I uh. Found a dungeon? It's not glowing, but it's got the iconography and everything. The crystal covering the rest of the land kind of pulses (stars and pulse?), but around the dungeon it seems all... dead. Like, everything stops moving and changing colors. I'm going in.
drakes FUCK drakes drakes can die in a hOH GOD NO NOOOOOOOOO I AM BRAIN GLASSES TYPING THIS WHILE I RUN AWAY FROM CACKLING PUPPET DRAKES OH MY FUCKING GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO LIGHTSABER
yeah okay they weren't actually that tough like, fuck you want to fight something with stingers and mouthparts and ungodly laughter be my fucking guest brb
Hey there, ogre! How you doin' today? I think you'll find that this conversation... HOOKS you! Because I just hooked you with a fishing pole, right? BZZZZZZZZ I fucking love this specibus. It's a good thing these walls are so sturdy, 'cause otherwise ogre skulls would be making a serious dent. Wait I have an awesome idea. Let me just hook a Drake... YAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT BITEY DEATH, YOU ALLEGEDLY SCALY MOTHER FUCKERS! DRAKEFLAIL ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE: SAWTOOTH RAMPAAAAAAAAGE HAHAHAHAHA HA haaaaaa... Okay it didn't actually bite anything but it made a kickass flail and now everything's dead all right gimme a break
{few minutes} Found this chamber with... I think a bottomless pit, and also a bunch of rafters on the ceiling. I think I'm supposed to swing across somehow? Either I'm lucky I have this specibus or the game designed its puzzles around it somehow. wheeee uh oh Okay, so. I didn't quite make it to the other side, and now I'm hanging from the ceiling by a thread. Or, um. Not even a thread, actually, like a line-shaped collection of starry... stars. That shouldn't actually have tension at all. This weapon's just really weird when you think about it. how do i get up Okay I forgot I had the motorized reel, I grappled up to the rafters and just walked across to the other side. Knocked a couple imps into the pit. Can I fish for the grist they may or may not drop down there?
{few more minutes} Frikkin slidey rotatey color matching puzzles. IRC's busy talking about some 50% fatality time powers or whatever mental breakdown murder drama they've got to deal with today. Always the disasters with those guys. WHERE ARE THE PIECES Okay interrupted IRC, extropianDreamer says to break it since I'm all to being a Prince. Only genesisArtificer says since I'm law I shouldn't bust things up. Only I'm a PRINCE of law so like shouldn't I be hella enthused about breaking laws? Whatever, let's see if... oh. Wait, I have a kickass idea.
HAHAHA YES Okay you can't see this, but it was SO COOL, you have no idea. I hooked the rafters again, took a running jump, and then swung back to the other side at BLINDING SPEED IRC says pun-based destruction isn't likely to work often in the future. Unless I'm lucky. So if I destroy my aspect, which is bad luck, then maybe I'll be lucky enough to be able to use Pun Fu reliably? okay this chat is getting silly and off-color I need to move on. Although, like, Law god tier is purple? Man, fuck purple, I'm gonna have to solve that problem.
{half hour later, maybe? i need a clock} Killed some ogres uneventfully. I'm getting the feeling this lightsaber bow thing is high-level gear, unless it's just me leveling up and ogres aren't a huge threat anymore. Plus I was going da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da the whole time, so they were probably just unlucky. I also found a bowling pin from my room and got a Revelawesome. Some kind of darkness-manipulation power, like throwing shadows. Kiiiinda useless, but this is only my second dungeon. Gonna
Whoa. Uh. I'm awake on Derse now. Hearts took me back from whatsherface's Land and woke me up, and Jack's got something in store for me "downtown". Dude did finger quotes and everything. I ask what's downtown, isn't this whole planet a city? He says he has no idea, the Smoke Knight just gave him directions. Brb.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 21, 2012 1:00:31 GMT -5
Buh. HB knocked me out on the way downtown. Getting kinda sick of their shady ways. Hang on, Zero's pestering me?
-- bayesianMechanist [BM] began pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] -- BM: hey SC we solved the Obs problem SC: what SC: you mean he's alive BM: no we found a replacement SC: you found SC: a SC: seriously have you never heard of Too Soon BM: no this is legit BM: we met him on obsels land BM: another human on sneaky lizard world BM: he's here to fill in for the dead ward SC: the hell SC: who is this guy, where'd he come from??? BM: he's called the shadow king BM: he was created by obsel's denizen to take his place SC: the what SC: what the hell kind of name is shadow king SC: is he wearing a cloak and black armor BM: actually BM: yes BM: some ridiculous licorice-looking getup SC: you met a guy on our dead friend's land SC: calling himself the shadow king SC: and wearing a cloak and all black SC: and you're like "sup cool problem solved" BM: SC think BM: do any of those individual traits correlate to actual evil BM: you can't judge based on appearances :P SC: a) yes they totally do and b) yes i can, what was that less wrong thing you linked BM: never mind that BM: i cant say with certainty but he hasn't tried to kill us BM: cant we take help when it's offered
-- arachnidsDevotee [AD] began pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] -- AD: Hi, sc. SC: aloice? AD: Yes, i'm here with zero. SC: oh so he's not just making up dumb lies on account of being a sand player then AD: What? SC: dammit are you people never going to read the faqs SC: i swear AD: No, it's fine AD: And yes, I'm here with him and the Shadow King AD: He's not trying to mess with you
SC: man zero SC: have i ever told you that you're the worst BM: actually BM: no :P SC: well god damn i need to make up for lost time BM: listen, the sk is cool and he's going to help out BM: dont pitch a fit, we're fine SC: dude
-- bayesianMechanist [BM] ceased pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] --
brb, gonna ask the irc about this.
00:48 spacetimeCounselor hey, any of you dudes know if there's like 00:48 spacetimeCounselor any situation in sburb 00:48 spacetimeCounselor wherein additional humans would appear in the session 00:48 spacetimeCounselor as game constructs 00:48 spacetimeCounselor like is that a thing 00:50 lucidChthonia Elaborate...? 00:50 tenaciousTheseus Uh 00:50 tenaciousTheseus Nnnnnnnnnno 00:51 lucidChthonia Well, an incestuous frog breeding scenario would involve additional humans, but they're not technically game constructs 00:51 lucidChthonia they're just players 00:51 lucidChthonia who are probably also related to you 00:51 spacetimeCounselor well uh 00:51 tenaciousTheseus Or are you 00:51 tenaciousTheseus Somehow 00:52 spacetimeCounselor i mean this is second hand but, apparently our smith of sand and seer of time encountered a guy claiming to be a "replacement" for one of our dead players 00:52 spacetimeCounselor well the one dead player 00:52 tenaciousTheseus And he checked out? Looked and acted like one? 00:52 spacetimeCounselor i have no idea 00:52 spacetimeCounselor this is coming from the smith of sand remember 00:53 spacetimeCounselor but also the seer of time who'd presumably be more forthcoming 00:53 tenaciousTheseus Did he say he was alright? 00:53 spacetimeCounselor say who's alright 00:53 spacetimeCounselor the weird dude? 00:53 spacetimeCounselor i mean i seriously don't know the odds on him being right but he expresses skepticism 00:54 spacetimeCounselor but otherwise he has no real context for doubt 00:54 spacetimeCounselor he hasn't read the faq yet 00:54 spacetimeCounselor or like any other guides 00:54 spacetimeCounselor which i keep telling him is a huge mistake but what're you gonna do 00:54 tenaciousTheseus Ask the sand player if he thought the dude was an actual human 00:54 spacetimeCounselor well that was the first thing he said 00:54 tenaciousTheseus And if your sand player is pushing against you to read the Faqs, that means that he has already read them 00:55 spacetimeCounselor idk, the dude is seriously bad at dishonesty 00:55 lucidChthonia There's a chance of Dord Waltz/Tangled Waltz, but that's pretty unlikely unless you have a Mist player who copies obsessively off the Rain player (which is dangerous). 00:55 spacetimeCounselor unless that's what he WANTS me to think 00:55 spacetimeCounselor and naw we've got uh 00:55 spacetimeCounselor law (me), sand, time, hope and 00:56 spacetimeCounselor well the space player is also weird but that's another story 00:56 tenaciousTheseus ...And? 00:56 spacetimeCounselor and the mind player is the guy who died and is allegedly being replaced 00:56 tenaciousTheseus Whatever this is, it isn't normal 00:56 tenaciousTheseus It may be an actual replacement 00:56 spacetimeCounselor no known game construct that calls itself "the shadow king" then 00:56 tenaciousTheseus "The Shadow King" 00:57 tenaciousTheseus Wow, THAT'S not ominous 00:57 tenaciousTheseus And does nothing to help his trustworthiness 00:57 spacetimeCounselor well yeah 00:57 lucidChthonia Does the new person have a past? 00:57 lucidChthonia Like, at all? 00:58 spacetimeCounselor bayesianMechanist (sand player) says that he claims to be created by the denizen to replace the fallen player 00:58 spacetimeCounselor is that a thing denizens can even do 00:58 tenaciousTheseus Nope 00:58 spacetimeCounselor well hm 00:58 tenaciousTheseus Can? maybe 00:59 tenaciousTheseus Do they? no 00:59 spacetimeCounselor so okay bottom line is this guy is extremely suspicious then 00:59 lucidChthonia I concur. 00:59 lucidChthonia This is undocumented. 01:00 tenaciousTheseus Well 01:00 tenaciousTheseus He may be a Saccharine Doppelganger 01:00 spacetimeCounselor what. 01:01 tenaciousTheseus But those guys are kind of immediately noticable 01:01 tenaciousTheseus Looking like they're made out of flesh-colored candy instead of actual flesh 01:01 spacetimeCounselor uh 01:01 spacetimeCounselor well zero described him as wearing "ridiculous licorice-looking armor" 01:02 spacetimeCounselor but that could mean anything 01:02 tenaciousTheseus Oh dear 01:02 spacetimeCounselor also saccharine doppelgangers are like insane psycho murderers right 01:02 tenaciousTheseus SD's are extremely dangerous 01:02 tenaciousTheseus Yeah 01:02 tenaciousTheseus They have a lot of powers of whatever person they're copying 01:02 spacetimeCounselor like if that were the case wouldnt it have killed them or something 01:02 tenaciousTheseus More than most not-godtier people have 01:02 spacetimeCounselor are they intelligent enough to pull off a weird disguise thing 01:03 lucidChthonia Yes, they are. 01:03 tenaciousTheseus As well as some skills that only npcs have 01:03 tenaciousTheseus Also, do you know how your Mind player died? 01:03 spacetimeCounselor ooookay i am marking this is critical threat and telling zero to abscond the fuck outta there 01:03 spacetimeCounselor also the guy died on entry 01:03 spacetimeCounselor but his land didn't die with him somehow 01:03 tenaciousTheseus Huh 01:03 spacetimeCounselor the whole situation is another suspicious not-supposed-to-happen kinda phenomenon 01:04 spacetimeCounselor but those are apparently all over the place in this session 01:04 tenaciousTheseus Might not be an SD then, since they result from a horrible alchemy accident 01:04 spacetimeCounselor i can't walk two feet without smacking face-first into some insane undocumented fuckup that doesn't make any friggin sense 01:04 spacetimeCounselor this game sucks 01:05 tenaciousTheseus Preaching to the choir, man 01:07 spacetimeCounselor bm's laughing it off and assuring me the dude's fine and not an SD 01:07 spacetimeCounselor and again i have no idea whether to be reassured 01:07 tenaciousTheseus You have an SD 01:08 spacetimeCounselor i can't tell if he's really bad at being a sand player or really good at being a sand player and also really good at pretending to be bad at being a sand player 01:08 tenaciousTheseus Sand players are reliable in that they say the exact opposite 01:08 tenaciousTheseus Usually 01:08 spacetimeCounselor this guy i'm THINKING not so much 01:08 spacetimeCounselor i mean i knew the guy before we started playing an i never heard so much as a fib from him 01:08 spacetimeCounselor so unless he's got some shitty elaborate web of lies built up all of a sudden 01:09 spacetimeCounselor which i wouldn't put past him 01:09 spacetimeCounselor man i don't even know 01:09 spacetimeCounselor fucking sand whose idea even was that aspect 01:09 tenaciousTheseus I think it's not a horrible idea, but the whole lying thing is 01:10 tenaciousTheseus But that's not the point 01:10 tenaciousTheseus You have a Saccharine Doppelganger 01:10 tenaciousTheseus That is a problem 01:10 spacetimeCounselor yeah okay 01:11 spacetimeCounselor the seer of time is corroborating bm's story but she's his gf so idk if i can trust her either 01:11 lucidChthonia Read the chapter on it, assuming it's gotten to your timestamp. 01:11 tenaciousTheseus Hmm 01:11 tenaciousTheseus That complicates things 01:12 tenaciousTheseus All in all, I think you should see this guy for yourself 01:12 spacetimeCounselor yeah i can imagine having the official team prognosticator being in the pocket of the dude who's supposed to be a habitual liar isn't a great situation 01:12 tenaciousTheseus Preferably armed to the teeth 01:12 spacetimeCounselor will do 01:12 lucidChthonia Get a scope if you can. 01:13 lucidChthonia I don't care if it's not in your roleplay, you are better off seeing this from several hundred feet out. 01:13 tenaciousTheseus Cause even if he isn't a SD, he's still pretty suspicious
FUUUUUCK OKAY everyone in the irc was basically scared shitless of Saccharine Doppelgangers earlier, even that super-veteran void person. Spenih or something? The one with the third person speech and missing letters and zalgo rage and endearing name abbreviations. I'm spacou, apparently. but yeah this is super dangerous and zero's not having any of it i seriously need to take these peoples' advice and deal with this guy SERIOUS. Either that or ske the fuck daddle out of there if I ever meet the guy. I'm on my way to LOCAS! To, uh, confront some evil megadude. My cool gear should suffice, I think. Oh and I have a thing set up on my glassesputers thing that does speech-to-text really well, I'll see if I can record the convo and/or fight.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 23, 2012 11:30:14 GMT -5
Jack just woke me up. I'm in... some kind of weird zero-gravity crypt. There's two slabs here- one with Zero's Sand symbol, and the other with Obs' mind symbol. And Obs' body. It's not dead. It's breathing. It's asleep, isn't it? Jack says sure whatever. I try to wake it up but Jack says no. Smoke Knight's orders, leave it alone. He says where are you standing? I look down, and see only blackness. Wait. Where are my legs? And... damn it, I can't see. I look up, I can see again. Whatever purchase my feet have found takes my sight away. I ask Jack why I'm here. He pulls out a cast-iron horse hitcher and says this is where I have to wait. He says when I wake up, I should go find the Shadow King on LOCAS and kick his ass. Then he clocks me good.
Oh. Hm. Uhhhhhhh obs' dreamself is alive? there's a weird dark floaty room with an invisible blindy floor and two quest bed looking things? whaaaat. WHATEVER that was a friggin' surreal interruption. I've gotta go kill this candy impostor anyway, whatever. Hahaha what, why's my sisters' room copy-pasted so much? How tall even is this place, jeez. The basement stairs would've been way easier to climb, but I guess the second floor stairs creak more so I can hear imps and basilisks coming. Sticking with the Unreasonably Dangerous Bow for these guys- not a lot of room to cast a line in here. I really should just break off all the railings, I've tested fall damage and it's severely reduced even without SBZ antigrav bleed. Okay, looks like this is... gate 1? Helpfully marked with a roman numeral constructed from I-beams. My house has I-beams in it? Looks like Zero stopped c+p'ing rooms here and just added more spiral stairs. Wow, spirals everywhere. The dude takes this shit seriously, huh. Okay, gate 2. Fancy landing deck and everything, nice job dude.
-- bayesianMechanist [BM] began pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] -- BM: SC SC: yeah? BM: what are you doing SC: coming to locas actually SC: i want to meet this shadow king guy for myself BM: oh okay that's fine BM: we're near the crater next to the tree stump SC: tree stump BM: yeah i had to cut down a tree BM: as part of a quest SC: didjer consorts get mad BM: irate, yes SC: okay so i can see the felled tree from here SC: big crater or little crater BM: big crater SC: awesome BM: SC SC: dude what BM: try not to do anything stupid SC: you got it BM: unless it seems like a good idea at the time of course SC: well obviously that's how i operate good job you figured it out BM: ... BM: yeah sure -- bayesianMechanist [BM] ceased pestering spacetimeCounselor [SC] --
What a weirdo.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Jun 25, 2012 18:54:31 GMT -5
oh my fucking god okay while i'm bleeding slightly less to death, i'm just gonna stop and go over what happened recording software worked pretty well
so okay I go down to the crater, and I see Zero and Aloice run for the stump thing. And there's two other people there. One of them's all in a ragged-ass cloak thing and I can't see his face. The other guy's in ridiculous licorice-looking armor, like all melty looking obsidian black with a face-concealing helmet. Also a cape. I was gonna compliment him on his style, but the other guy started talking.
???: Greetings, Prince of Law. This is His Majesty the Shadow King. Benedict: Wha- who're you supposed to be? ???: I am but the King's humble servant. Benedict: Haha, wow, medieval much? ???: Heh. Shadow King: Knight, you may introduce yourself. ???: Very well. I am known as the Smoke Knight, and I serve the Shadow King in all things. Benedict: What? You?! Who are you? What's your deal with Jack? Smoke Knight: My Lord? Shadow King: Go ahead. Smoke Knight: I, Prince, am your replacement. Your doom is written throughout time, and I will be filling your position. Benedict: Like hell! What are you on about? Shadow King: That's enough, I think. Knight, would you care to hasten his fate? Smoke Knight: With pleasure. Benedict: Damn it, no! We need to talk first, we need to sort out-
and then there was a fight, the text thing just picked up a whole lotta YAAAAAAAA and AAAAAAAAAA so he took out a lightsaber, being to look basically just like mine only glowing in all kinds of colors. And I'm like "what he has a lightsaber" (although really these don't look a lot like lightsabers, more like five-foot long bloom SFX) so i pull out mine and Okay not gonna mince words. I got clobbered. Really fucking wrecked basically. I was pretty much holding my own until I got hit, and... I really wasn't expecting to actually be wounded, since most of the underlings just sorta shoved my Gel Viscosity thing around. But he sliced open my side and I started bleeding really bad and then I lost my balance from the pain- (disclaimer: i'm assuming a lot of you already know this but, ow holy shit real live bleeding flesh wounds hurt like a motherfucker, like it's insane) -and then he carved me up like a fucking turkey and seriously it hurts to move. So then they left and I sat there bleeding but then I had an idea. It all lines up really conveniently, and I really hope it works.
I thought the stump looked important- the tree stump Zero was on about, part of a quest? My guess was that it was a "pinnacle of miracles"- and sure enough, the Sand ideograil is floating up above it. I'm bleeding really bad- I'm not going to last much longer like this. I need to get to the top, and maybe if I die up there and God Tier- steal Zero's ascension or something. The game probably won't allow it- it's against the law, isn't it? But oh, do I have a plan. And because it's a plan to break the law... well, let's just say I'm shooting for a good roleplay coefficient here. If that even applies to this sort of thing.
wish me luck, you guys especially like if any of you are light players, luck might not actually matter but damn if i won't need it
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