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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Sept 1, 2012 19:58:58 GMT -5
the mob mentality was everybody shouting "ban him, ban him" but yeah the moronic circumstances were me trying to bug and blackmail stanz. Seriously, I said I'm not going to break anything, and you have testimony from future venpip that no matter what I do I don't end up breaking anything. Just let me do the posthumous programming tango with Myra for chrissakes, I'm sick of having my connections severed and computers melted and/or monstrified.
also seriously, the biggest thing you guys care about is the fucking frogs? i mean i know it's gross and bfly is p creepy but i mean come on there are bigger fish to fry
Okay, so, anyway. Obs and I are sitting down with Bfly to work out how to do that immobilization thing on Jack. DM wasn't too keen on us experimenting with his head, and Bfly wasn't too keen on sacrificing the dude, but. Time loop and stuff. We agreed to tell DM that we'd save him at the last minute with this move, rather than right after he died. Dude still wants to take over the world (the incipisphere?) even if dance moves are probably the silliest possible way to go about it, so we had to dispose of him one way or another. Not that Bfly's not really friggin huffy about it, but whadayagonnado.
Obs has like, this big ol' list of Mind abilities in a book. Apparently while I was off betraying the fuck out of Jack, he did this sidequest involving some secret underground consort movement called the Complacency, which uncovered this huge library made out of a book. Like, one giant mountain-sized book with lots and lots of little books inside. "Mastering the Mind", "DECISIONS: Are they for you?", and "Path of Least Resistance" are the thickest tomes he could find on the subject of Mind abilities, and there's a sort of satirical guide on how Law players suck ass and aren't nearly as cool as the hero of Mind, which nonetheless is a decent reference for some of my core Law powers. Even though the smartass axolotl who wrote this thing makes me want to rip his ear fronds out through his throat.
Related: Obs is sworn to secrecy on the matter, but apparently the library contained [something important] and now the Complacency is at his beck and call. Buncha amphibian dorks wrapped up in bedsheets or some shit, only they apparently have magic powers? I don't even fuckin' know. Anyway I slapped Obs with a vow to keep his secret to buff his Pluck and Flummoxie, which are pretty high anyway because Inheritor and Mind and secret consort quests and stuff.
okay let's try this, i'll list mind abilities and then record how they work with law abilities. we're on the clock here so no formal testing or control groups or shit, just looking for something that matches the super move.
[You Know You Want To], pretty powerful suggestion ability, but fear's not really working on DM. YKYWT pairs with: basic vowcrafting, suggestion effect on top of vows is great for buffing people but doesn't empower the suggestion any. [Afraid of the Darko] is a pretty nice Law suggestion spell but the effects don't appear to stack. It's kind of like [IRRRRRRRRECONCILABLE] only it's stronger for locking off outcomes the target is already afraid of. wait hang on -okay so YKYWT cast specifically to make the target "fear X" where X in this case is [my sword] doesn't have a lot of effect, but it trips the flag for boosting [AotD]. DM really got the willies from that but it's not quite as strong as we're looking for. Maybe if Obs tiers?
[Multiple Choice] is like this thing that sort of analyzes the mental state of a target and then presents them with their own possible choices directly. I was thinking I'd do law stuff to lock off choices that aren't "collapse on the ground in terror" but it doesn't really work that way I guess, unless someone was already considering that. The combo totally works for forcing someone to pick a certain option out of seemingly equal choices- that is, we could totally cheat at Rock Paper Scissors. Only, Jack prefers to play Musical Knives, so that's out of the question.
okay this one doesn't really help any but apparently [bustin makes me feel good] applied to electric attacks by locking off -the path of least resistance- causes a GIANT EXPLOSION so i guess don't do that if you're ever fighting a mind player because oops physics incidentally does anyone know how to alchemize bactine because seriously what happens if you have a nasty burn wound and you're immortal, ow ow ow
[Climb With Me] for sharing the outcomes and processes of [Neural Climb] with a target. It's a pretty minor ability, but we got suspicious because it has such a high pluck cost. We asked the Complacency about it, and they showed us a trick with imps- apparently they're too dumb to handle processing [Climb]-type abilities, and... well, it looks exactly like what happened to Jack. Fell over on the ground in silent agony. Does Jack have the same mental infortitude? And if not, how much crazy prediction can Obs withstand before he shorts out? I don't remember Obs saying anything in between pulling that stunt and the end of the session, so come to think of it there's an actual danger of frying his brain if we don't insulate the attack somehow.
and now i'm suddenly really weirded out because like, is what's possible and impossible really determined by what I have and haven't seen? Does being a knowledge-carrier have a direct causal weight on reality, even without acting on that knowledge?
in this game is there like, a way for me to make time travel a person so i can STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on Sept 2, 2012 12:15:50 GMT -5
There are no bigger fish than frogs, dude. Not to mention that us native Space players are extremely protective of them out of habit.
For the burn, make healing items. Seriously, that's an all purpose magic healing thing. Better than bactine. There's rosewater in the folder in this link: ptowers.tenacioustheseus.foodcompilation
As for the whole Time thing, I think it doesn't matter what you know, as long as you go ahead and do whatever it is you're supposed to be doing.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on Sept 2, 2012 13:02:18 GMT -5
... not gonna do anything that'll interfere with its operation or violate anyone's privacy... Let's have another look at that, shall we?...or violate anyone's privacy... Sorry, what was that?...violate anyone's privacy... Haha I wonder what happened to THAT notion of yours? Or is bugging the system to read somebodies private messages not considered 'violating their privacy' so long as you get what you want out of it? Face it, we have a good reason to not want you in the chat if you think that pulling this sort of stunt is perfectly acceptable.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Sept 2, 2012 17:15:22 GMT -5
There are no bigger fish than frogs, dude. Not to mention that us native Space players are extremely protective of them out of habit.
For the burn, make healing items. Seriously, that's an all purpose magic healing thing. Better than bactine. There's rosewater in the folder in this link: ptowers.tenacioustheseus.foodcompilation
As for the whole Time thing, I think it doesn't matter what you know, as long as you go ahead and do whatever it is you're supposed to be doing.
I didn't think like, the individual frogs that comprised the Genesis one's genetic code were particularly important. Do they do something else? Also no seriously like, what a time-traveling agent knows, does that define the possibility space? We know that you can't perform actions that violate the established timeline, but how much of the timeline is "established" when you're not omniscient? In this example, I don't know whether or not this strategy fried Obs' brain and made him mute, or if he just didn't bother to say anything the one time I saw him after the incident. Should I take precautions to protect him, or can I assume time will ensure his safety? Does my lack of knowledge imply that either outcome is "possible"?
also how do i even navigate this thing, are these alimentator codes or what? thanks for linking it though
Haha I wonder what happened to THAT notion of yours? Or is bugging the system to read somebodies private messages not considered 'violating their privacy' so long as you get what you want out of it? Face it, we have a good reason to not want you in the chat if you think that pulling this sort of stunt is perfectly acceptable.
No, you're- are you really this dense? I admitted it was a bad idea to try to bug Stanz, and right there was me saying that I wouldn't do that kind of thing again. I am literally complying with everything you people have been asking; this is the closest thing to apology and contrition that you're going to get out of me.
you know what i really need to research is how come practically everybody is such a colossal tool all the time jesus christ
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on Sept 2, 2012 18:01:00 GMT -5
you know what i really need to research is how come practically everybody is such a colossal tool all the time jesus christ Honestly, from the perspective of some who's not really involved in this whole business? Manners. And tact. Specifically, your lack thereof.
You have a tendency to state things in a highly aggressive, insulting and confrontational manner. Now I'm not the sort to let that bother me much, but most folks will take offence. Which means they're going to react in a similar fashion. Tone down the insults, brush up on your manners and use a little tact and sensitivity and folks will likely be a whole lot more pleasant back. But this all psychology 101 here, so I'm sure you were already aware of this.
If you wish, I could could cite a few specific examples and give you a few pointers on ways to seem less offensive without having to actually change your behaviour much. I'm much more concise than GM, I promise.
Or, alternatively, you can keep acting as normal. In which case, you do so in full awareness of the consequences. Your decision, and all that. ;)
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Sept 2, 2012 19:06:24 GMT -5
A-whaaaaa? Really? Gosh golly I never considered that people might react negatively to provocative behavior! I guess since everybody but me knows that when you offend someone they become offensive back, I should totally clean up my act and submit to people's constant passive-aggressive nannying! But seriously. A guy starts getting ideas that people don't like, and because apparently science is a federal fucking issue, everybody and their dog decides it's now their job to straighten him out? There wasn't any strife in particular until people decided to unceasingly scold me about Corruption and Things Man Was Not Meant to Know and memetic hazards (memetic fucking hazards, are you goddamn kidding me???) Is it really surprising that a dude would react negatively when everyone's taking it upon themselves to fucking babysit him, when he's made it clear he doesn't want to hear it? It's incredible that people are making out with me to be the antagonist when they're the ones trying to get involved in my business.
So yeah! I did, in fact, get really angry about people and their patronizing busybodying, and made a dumb mistake in attempting to blackmail someone into silence. And that was a mistake, and it was dumb, and if I have to actually say it, I am sorry. But I'm not actually any less angry about people and their misplaced pity, so I'm not going to just break out the etiquette faq (which hasn't hit my timestamp, btw) and simmer down just yet.
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so ANYWAY things and the happening thereof: [IRRRRRRRRECONCILABLE] applied to processing predictions works as a pretty good insulator against the effects of [Neural Climb] with overclocked Flummoxie- the jury's out on whether it'll be safe if he lapses into the Endless variety, but it's what we've got. Secondly, DM's dealt with pretty much everyone's Denizens by this point (except Supes, she's pretty much been doing her own thing this entire time and word is she's already released the hoard so idk what she's been up to). Mine's in hiding, though- the Denizen palace is empty, and... well, s'what consorts are saying is she's in hiding so I figure they know better than me about that. Anyway Zero says he can handle that while Obs and I are off dealing with Jack- we're in endgame mode for realz, now.
of note: crystal motorized reel && Odinidhogg (fancy legendary fishing rod Bfly smashed out of a late-game dungeon for me) makes Kristallonnix, which is like way powerful a rod with a really nasty hook. Also I finally alchemized some arrows, so I upgraded my unreasonably dangerous bow with bismuth and star trinkets for a decent ranged option. So that's Kristallonnix, Sternefleche and Lay Waste to the Rainbow as endgame gear. I'd say wish me luck but a) I already know I'll win and b) it'd be a nice change of pace if people would just keep their traps shut. Plus y'know luck doesn't actually matter and all.
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on Sept 2, 2012 19:57:34 GMT -5
If that's how you feel, then best of luck to you.
I really hope it turns out better for you than it did for the last poor sod.
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on Sept 2, 2012 20:05:01 GMT -5
Frogs have a high concentration of the World in them. To a Space player, killing them is just. It's unthinkable. Yes, you don't technically need them, but killing them is a great way to tank your land rep, your ARC, and piss off your Whisperings.
Also: There's a thing entitled "Foodfile.~ATH" Install that. Instructions are in the file marked "Installintructions.txt" With that file, you can make real food from images. Thank integratedInfiltrator. In addition to that stuff, there's a fuckton of images of delicious food. Which is nice, but not what you want. There's a subfolder entitled "Game stuff". In there, there is lifecakes (Pink cupcakes. Don't throw them, they get empowered with your aspect when you do), lifeshakes (Bright green shake), pluckshakes (Pink shakes), rosewater (Vial of pink liquid), rose tea (Pink liquid in a tea cup), Vo ds ak s(Purple-black shake), and bloodshakes (Black shake). The lifecake and lifeshake restore health, pluckshakes restore take a guess, the rosewater restores a lot of health, and the rose tea restores even more health. The V i sh e combats Other corruption, and the bloodshake combats Angel corruption. Make as much rose tea/water as you can, and you might wanna take a couple of V d/bloodsh kes.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Sept 6, 2012 12:56:48 GMT -5
Huehhhh... okay I don't have a lot of time for this because the meteors are moving and we gotta go deal with the king but um. Jesus, I feel really weird. And... fuck.
Okay so, Obs and I shadowed my past self (*me) for a while. Do *I really walk that funny? I mean I guess *I was trying to be dramatic back then, but jeez. *He had the ring- oh yeah I met up with Sfreq, she should meet us on the Battlefield later- but yeah anyway. Jack took it, and he stood up and stabbed *me, then *I fought a while, and then DM showed up and they ripped Derse apart with the miles (throne room arena zone stayed intact with its own gravity, idk what's even up with that), and DD's fleet took off (didn't see Zero's Abtragung ship but whatever, it was probably a hidden sand thing) and. That was our cue.
We showed up, and Jack turned to look at us. That's when we started casting- knowing the situation in advance is HUGE for vowcrafting- I was able to stack vows for [will not use weapons to fight] (major casting bonus + brainitude), [will not move during combat] (pluck + flummoxie + defense), [will not use offensive abilities] (giant flummoxie buff), [will not flee from combat] (+mangrit and pluck), [will not attack foes] (+ to semperstand, viscosity) plus a whole suite of lesser vows like [will not fight using bananas]. The specificity on these minor vows is so high they provide little to no bonus, but IRRRRECONCILABLE is the only other spell I needed to cast and it has a flat pluck cost, so just dumping some junk vows for little boosts wasn't a problem. Anyway, the major vows fucking supercharged Obs; if he wasn't barred from it he could have unleashed an electrical storm that'd make Zeus shit his pants. This is on top of the roleplay bonus from being a Ward- having a teammate buff you and [inheriting their power] is a huge modifier.
What I'm saying is, if you're a Law player, time loops are pretty much your best friend- lock off paths that literally can't happen in order to game the system and turn anyone into goddamn Superman. I really shoulda hung out with Aloice more, that Seer of Time stuff woulda been super useful.
So um things went... well. For Obs, and for beating Jack. Less so for me. Obs started pouring pluck into [Neural Climb], and I [IRRRRRRRRECONCILABLE]'d his ability to form memories during the casting, protecting him from whatever it was he was doing. Jack got most of [Climb With Me], but... there was some bleeding to the spell effect. Obs dipped into [Endless Climb] during casting. According to him, [I(Rx8)ECONCILABLE]'s effect protected him entirely from the adverse effects of the BT, but... well, firstly, it totally broke Jack. That was the point, and yeah, that worked. But Jack wasn't the only target- I got caught up in [Climb With Me]. Now, I can't remember most of it- Obs did some Mind freestyling to clean up, and I'm currently hopped up on psybuffs, but... I don't even know. I feel like I've been hit with a truck and then the truck stopped and administered minor amnesiacs you failed and he fell and he died and I got all these... they weren't flashbacks, they were like "flashpossibles", but there were so many and they all hurt and I couldn't process them all. So many images, coursing through my mind you failed and it attacked and everyone died it was probably the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me, even though I can't remember most of it. Even though what I saw was a fraction of what that aspect shot through our neurons, too fast for any of us to really process you failed and he lost everything and you were I'm so used to all my plans conveniently going right, but... so many visions of catastrophe, so many potential worlds where all my faculties were useless you failed and you died and he it died all died all power further from deepness to skaia powers shifting convulsing storms and you died and you monster you monster you weakling what happens to you when the darkness takes power the storms swirl Obs did something to me to help me- something with my mind, or maybe my Shiny (but he's not a Heart player, idk), to keep those bogus visions from messing with me. Says it's like the wall-writing thing, where I can't see or remember what I'm saying. I don't know what it is, really, but he said I had an episode right after the fight where I just kept screaming so he had to do something drastic you failed you motherfucking monster \\.hahaha fuck you you failed why did you fail everyone died where were you \\.no sugar and spice twisting [HAHAHA] you died up down lost in circles in spirographs falling you convulsing power weakling you couldn't you couldn't you monster he was they were every storms convulsing twisting falling but anyway, yeah. I was pretty messed up after that attack, he had to use [You Know You Want To] to empower me to finish off Jack. After that I blacked out, and then he did his mind doctoring for a while. But yeah I'm awake now, we're going to rendezvous with the team and head for the Battlefield as soon as possible to finish the king. Word is Sfreq tiered, so we've got Hope, Time and Space all set for the final battle. Plus maybe there's time for Obs to tier, and I've got Law and Sand covered (can Zero still tier???) I don't even know. Got my specs set up to liveblog the battle. I know I've said "this is the end" a lot but how about we actually have the end now.
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on Sept 6, 2012 14:34:54 GMT -5
Haha, an end. That's funny. It doesn't end, man. You should have realized this by now.
Another reason why you shouldn't try the whole Mind thing if you're not ready for it. Time players have the same sort of "A fuckton of possibilities where you fail" sort of thing, so she might have been able to help with that.
And uh. Trust me on this one. You kinda need a hug. It's. Something I doubt I could tell you, or even explain, but you really need one.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Sept 11, 2012 23:27:22 GMT -5
Not all of my problems can be solved with hugs! I actually don't know what problems can be solved with hugs! It seems like a really dumb way to solve problems! If I had any! Which I don't!
So anyway, you ever feel, like, really stupid? Phenomenally so? Like, you forget something bloody obvious until it's too late and then it hits you in the face and you're like GODDAMMIT how'd I miss that? Something like, oh hey, remember when you saw a robot-lookin' thing in orbit over a planet, and then completely forgot about it because how could it be relevant? You ever like have something totally game-changing completely slip your mind because it wasn't important at the moment? Hold that thought, I'll come back to it later. Here's some stuff I wrote earlier:
-I regained consciousness in a shuttle. Some carapace I didn't recognize was driving, and Obs was all glowing and holding my head for some reason. Dude was casting psybuffs like mad, idk how many Mind even has but he says it's a lot and yeah, sure. you failed and you broke him and you broke her and no shhhhh Feelin' super weird, idk. Anyway okay here comes Skaia
I meant the battlefield and stuff yeah okay so Aloice is here, says Zero and Bfly are on their way. Also apparently Sfreq is coming too? P convenient that we're all teaming up without any hassle. Which I guess is what's supposed to happen, but whatever.
That's all the stuff I wrote earlier because okay, hey, I fixed my glasses. And also some stuff happened, of the infuriating kind. See, when I look up at the sky, I expect to see like, blackness, or blueness, or stars. Usually I don't expect something like this to drop out of the heavens:
HA HA HA. THIS SURE IS FUNNY. IT SURE IS HILARIOUS THAT I GOT TRICKED BY THE SAND PLAYER, WHOSE JOB IT IS TO TRICK PEOPLE. HA! WOW, WHAT A GREAT JOKE! GOOD JOB ZERO, YOU TOTALLY PUNKED ME. ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO BUILD A GIANT MECHA, AND HOW YOU WEREN'T BUILDING ONE, HA HA! YOU GOT ME GOOD! Also that was totally necessary, for you to go on and you failed because you would sacrifice them all monster see them fall your pawns they were yours and you sacrificed them on about how how I was too self-centered and heroic and crap, yeah I've totally been behaving in an impractical manner while you took responsibility and BUILT YOURSELF A GIANT ROBOT JUST LIKE YOU SAID WAS A BAD IDEA, oh but of course you were just JOKING about that I guess, ha ha! You totally pulled the wool over my eyes with that one, buddy, what a great prank! The gambit is all yours, it belongs to you now. HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA.
the king's got all these bee drones pouring out, it looks like they snatched the WK's scepter (where's black scepter?) or something. they seem to move predictably, in like patrols or something? not sure if we can count on them moving in patterns once we attack, though. oh jesus fuck that's not a mountain that's the WK's corpse oh god, the bees are climbing all over it, no, not the bees uuuuugh, why is it even still a huge castle corpsemound if he lost the scepter oh god do they freeze that way when they die okay we're closer now and there's like, a bunch of "roof"top entries for the wasps, on the bottom (top?) of the king's undercastle- that's where they go in and out, and okay there's two aloices now whatever so okay those are the only obvious entrances, but we could try to start at that ring of parapets and hope his scale increase doesn't affect his sightlines. Actually does sand have any invisibility abilities we can use?
dammit where's zero and the other Aloice? I mean the first Aloice. Wait, which one of them is from the future? What are they doing anyway. Jeez pay attention already. There's bees and castles and shit to fight! Where'd Zero and his fabulous metal man go, it's not exactly easy to miss (unless it is? sand powers?) We need to get Oh hey it's Bfly. Are you okay, your sparkly getup is looking less than pristine OHHHH okay so the black scepter is inside, guarded by a hideous monster (which she won't talk about) and hordes of mutant king-spawned carapace soldiers, and um we need to get in and fight them. Apparently the scepter is a weak point? Either way we need to actually retrieve it instead of breaking it, for loop stability.
OOPS DANGER ALERT! Remember that thing about bloody obvious stuff and forgetting about it? Well firstly there was the robot, that was what I was talking about earlier. But also, uh. You know how ringwraiths generally carry... rings? And did you know that the Black Queen wasn't dead or evacuated? I totally forgot about that part. Including the part where, when you kill two ringwraiths and don't dispose of the bodies, it just so happens there's a couple of rings just lying there for anyone (read: vengeful throneless queen) to take. And. That happened. Little hiccup in the plan. It's fine, probably. Aloice did a time thing, she says it's fine. Which doesn't really change much, since we're already prophecied out what with necessarily having to win, so failure just means doomed timeline, but... y'know. Anyway she's mum on how it all went down, for time safety reasons or something. Or, more likely, for being-in-cahoots-with-a-backstabbing-lying-traitor-asshole-friend reasons. Whatever, it is in so many ways not my problem. you failed your apathy destroyed you you died and none came to help you brb gonna be hysterical at irc on the off chance that they give me advice i'm unbanned now btw on account of timestamp hiccups, like, the local timeflow lock wasn't set up to run on timelines that're slower than sburb.org standard apparently a couple weeks have passed within the last few hours? how do these people even live without me for all that time.
okay anyway we're a giant robot down for this fight (queen problems) and Sfreq still hasn't shown up. I've barely seen her this entire time, it's like she's trying to avoid us. Alls I got is a steam message saying "It's music notes, dummy", not that I know what that means but who cares. Anyway so yeah Aloice and Obs and Bfly and me are gonna try to sneak into the King and wreck house. later and stuff!((ooc: hey so you know what SC looks like? he looks like an angry scrawny albino goblin child in really thick glasses, like, he's not slick at all. here is a picture of him! what a dork. also there's that thing in the OP if you haven't seen it.)) ((that's the divine instrument of the legendary culinarchers right there, or it would be if those were a real thing instead of a fake thing he made up to make his alchemy mistake seem less lame))
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Post by lucidChthonia on Sept 12, 2012 2:23:24 GMT -5
((no that's not what SC looks like, this is fight me)) You know, Sand isn't about lying, really. The aspect's (and the whispering's) attitude towards things can be summed up as "If I can't have the moral high ground, nobody else can either." And that's exactly what happened. Please don't take it personally. Early-game Sand players generally try to talk about how the Break is downright extortionate to get one to act properly, and of course if you discard roleplay bonuses you're as good as dead.
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Sept 15, 2012 7:18:32 GMT -5
All right, so since we can all fly except Obs, it wasn't super hard getting up to one of the inverted parapets. Lots of boxing glove wasps in here- it's like the king's spawning underlings inside of himself, only they're bigger and bleed and leave corpses instead of popping into grist. Kinda gross. I guess the castle is also a hive? Anyway we've been fighting these guys for a while- Obs has been doing fine with canekind (we made a scepter thingy) and bladekind but we've pretty much had to guard him this whole time- really we shoulda tried to tier him before the fight, but his dreamself's still active and his crypt bed should be floating somewhere in the wreckage of Derse. Bfly's using... I don't even know, it's like some weird sparkly yoyo-glowstick-glaive thing like someone from a JRPG would use if they felt like being hilariously impractical. I can't really follow how it works, there's just sparkly light and lasers or some shit everywhere and then things are dead. I guess it works and she knows what she's doing? She just left while I'm writing this, she's gonna short-range TP around the castle to try to find a route to the main ring or the supporting braces. also guys aloice is actually really badass with the time stuff, like i mean it's the usual sort of Time thing where you jump back a few seconds to help yourself flank stuff and flash step around, but seeing it in action is mind-blowing. idk if she's using Quilkind or Dggrkind but there's these pointy feathery things. I can't wait to roll Time because, man, so cool. Except I guess for the part later where she oh wait yeah i'm kinda scared now, frig come to think of it she didn't need any encouragement to pull that 6x on past me did she are there still hard feelings about that, really i mean she got better
Also did I mention I'm typing all this with my eyes? Like, my glasses are a computer and it like reads my mind sort of, and I can just type out this message while going YAA like I did just now and impaling a waspy dude? Actually can this thing play music, it IT CAN ♪there's a storm comin'!♪ ♪bullets gettin' hot, hear those guns drummin'♪ some body's arrows gettin' shot♪ ♪fire in your hole♪
Did I mention I have arrows now? I totally have arrows now. I can shoot them and they make things die and ♪ JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN FREEMAN ♪ ♪ JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN FREEMAN ♪ ALIENS AND MONSTERS THE PANTS WERE DEAD, THE PANTS WERE DEAD
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD KILLING THINGS IS AWESOME
♪ it's a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my party to defeat the enemies ♪
STABBY INNA FACE HOW YOU LIKE THAT, BUG MONSTER ♪ stupid bee thing looked up and said WAA WAA WAA WAA ♪ hey there are you running away; no, GRAPPLING HOOK ROD BRO, and now you are decapitated WHOOPS
HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD HOLY SHIT okay that's all for now i'm gonna continue killing dudes just trust me it's as badass as you're imagining oh my fucking god
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Post by spacetimeCounselor on Sept 17, 2012 11:11:20 GMT -5
Don't worry, be happy now! ♪ Doo, doo doo doo-doo, d-doo, doo doo d-doooo! Doo d-doo, doo doo d-doooo, doo d-doo d-doo! ♪ Here's a little song I wrote, you might not want to get all smote. Woooo-oooo-oooo-oooooo! ♪ Don't worry! Be happy! ♪ The Land/Saw say your rent is late, he might have to exterminate! Don't worry- be happy! ♪ (Don't worry, be happy!) Cause when you worry, your face will frown, and I'll bring this whole castle down! ♪ Doo, doo doo doo-doo, d-doo, doo doo d-doooo! Doo d-doo, doo doo d-doooo, doo d-doo d-doo! ♪ Don't bring everybody down like this!
I love the stabbing, I love fatalities! I love the bleeding wasps, I love the blade that sings! I love the fighting, and all the violence! Boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yay. Boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de do you remember how you gave in how you hurt them of course you don't you don't remember how you hurt them do you you hurt them so badly yada, boom de yay. I love blunt trauma, I love extreme blood loss, I love the crushed skulls, I love to immolate! I love the corpses, all the dead booodies! Boom de yada boom de yada boom de etc etc etc.
I'm so haaaapy, aha! Happy go lucky me! I just go my way! Killing, every day! I don't-
okay everybody is asking me to stop singing so i guess never mind then you huge party poopers we're carving up the animate insides of a giant monster, why would this not call for jollity
Hm uh. Okay so this part's like a dungeon, but upside down? Not like, an in-game dungeon, but like a basement type place with chains on the walls. And OH DAMN YEAH OKAY ok this isn't the monster Bfly was talking about she says, but okay what exactly is scarier than a giant stone wrestleman with mouthparts canine maws for hands, how about we beat this dude up OW OW OW PUNCH WOUNDS. I mean bite wounds. Buncha white wounds? WHATEVER I'M GONNA STAB YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE YO Aw! Aw come on, that's cheating! Friggin' Adagio Redshift is cheap as fuck, honestly. "Oh, yeah, let's just selectively rewind space and time so that his organs are where they were ten seconds ago". Bluhhhh space and time are OP as shit you guys. Shouldn't this thing have had distortion resistance? It is part of the King, I think. Don't the rings/scepters normally nullify that stuff?
Uh okay, so, the ceiling/floor (upwards relative to us) had a trapdoor, and we're in the main ring now. Big hallway, crawling with bee things. I'm gonna kill them all while singing a jaunty tune and you buzz harshers ain't gonna do anything about it understand??? Tiny Tim was awesome, end of story.((Hey okay so Zero made a sprite of himself with cool mech pilot armor, here that is. Jeez how much art does this session already e: is this image not working, uh, hang on)) dl.dropbox.com/u/30179243/Pixelart/MSPA%20Original%20Works/bayesianMechanist.PNG if it's not working
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on Sept 17, 2012 11:39:14 GMT -5
So it looks like that guess about the Rain charge on 'Lay Waste to the Rainbow' was right after all.
Good job you're a Prince, or your ARC would be tanking right now. Destroying your aspect is always so cathartic, right SC?
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