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Post by specificNihilism on Jun 15, 2012 13:06:01 GMT -5
103 the proper response to being called to a group meeting is not 'the [c nsort] is standing in for me' a it is also not 'leave a message after the tone' b or 'you can't prove a thing' 104 singing along to [fra motif ] is not allowed if you're tonedeaf 105 if spenih is [so strong] because of [v i ] she may not taunt the guys about their [m ngri ] 106 she isn't allowed to lead her [c nso ts] in a parade a except if it's a [ques ] b and she's not allowed to lie about it being a [qu st] 107 do not try to sneak up on the [space p ayer] and scare him while invisible a or the other [players] b or [c rapaces] c any game abstraction really 108 singing 'another one bites the dust' with a [fr ymotif] while strifing is in poor taste a even as a [d om pla er] b especially as a [ oom player]
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rubberScarab
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I wield optimism like a weapon of mass destruction.%\0\%
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Post by rubberScarab on Jun 15, 2012 13:25:47 GMT -5
109. Being the hero of Rain does not give me permission to act like a retard. a. It does, however, give everyone else permission to expect me to act like a retard. b. I am no longer allowed to call this a double standard. 110. Derse and Prospit are not to be either called or used as "Spiky balls of death". a. Unless my specibus is Flailkind and I'm wielding the Twin Moon Dream Destroyers[/i] (Known separately as Center of Brilliance and Core of Darkness) 111. I am not allowed to steal other player's personal computers and view their search history. 112. I am not allowed to use Rain powers on the denizen. 113. I am not permitted to chat with The Others in order to dull my boredom. a. Nor am I allowed to talk to them for any other reason. 114. I must not make a Bargain with the Beast unless there is a major disaster. a. Running out of pumpkin pie is not a major disaster. b. Running out bacon, however, is a major disaster. c. Through democratic process, rule 114b has been nullified. I'd like to call for a moment of silence in its memory. 115. Although the ultimate reward is broken, I am still not permitted to make steak from the genesis frog.[/color]
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jun 15, 2012 18:15:29 GMT -5
116. As a Space Player, I am not allowed to use portals to steal people underwear 117. I am not to use portals to teleport from my room to bathroom. it is Pluck inefficient 118. I shall not launch Consorts from portals into enemies. a. Players are not ammunition either b. but Underlings are. 119. Even if its tempting, I will not teleport buckets of paint above Black Queens head a. also, no paint shall touch DDs duds if you want to live 120. When I am on diplomatic mission on a Dream Moon I shall not take Consorts as my "Cultural Attache". a. unless its for Quest.
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Post by majesticInstability on Jun 16, 2012 15:04:18 GMT -5
121. Using my Rage abilities to convince people to cook bacon for me is not the done thing even if I don't realise that I'm doing the ragey thing at them. 122. I am not to use my abilities over the internet at people. a. Psybuffs are the only exception to this. 123. I am not allowed to modify other's alimeters to produce nothing but slime. 124. Cross session memos are a bad idea and I am responsible for everything that happened there.
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openMineral
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Onto Session 5 now.
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Post by openMineral on Jun 16, 2012 19:21:56 GMT -5
125. Prototyping the kernelsprite with my cruxite item doesn't break it unless it is unbreakable otherwise. 126. I may not make multiple computers so I can use them all to pester one person. 127. I may not start a Sburb session within a Sburb session.
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rubberScarab
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I wield optimism like a weapon of mass destruction.%\0\%
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Post by rubberScarab on Jun 17, 2012 15:09:14 GMT -5
128. The session disc found in the skaian magicant is not to be used as a frisbee. a. Or a chakram. b. Or an ingredient in alchemizing. c. Nor is it to be used for prototyping. 129. I am not allowed to alchemize living things with inanimate objects. a. I am no longer allowed to alchemize living things at all. 130. I am not to call [The Pulse] a variety of steroids. a. I am not allowed to accuse the Blood or Void players of using steroids. b. 130a does not apply if I can find the needles they use. 131. I am not allowed to arrange diplomatic meetings between Draconian Dignitary and any member(s) of the Prospitian Pun Police. 132. I am not to play hide and seek with angels.
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Post by musicalDecay on Jun 20, 2012 16:02:52 GMT -5
133. I am not to eat raw steak. 134. I am not to try to share my drinks with non doom players.
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on Jun 22, 2012 13:48:43 GMT -5
135. I am not allowed to give new Flow player alcohol 136. I am not allowed to tell newbs that they are supposed to kill their Denizen. A. Even if I try to justify it as a way to weed out the terminally retarded 137. I am not allowed to tamper with both Prospitian and Dersite mail, frame the other mail ladies, and watch the devastating results.
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Post by repentantPrimogen on Jun 22, 2012 14:20:58 GMT -5
113a: this Rule does not apply if your species eats raw meat normally. 138: I am not to explode random things with Hope powers a: even if it is a good stress reliever 139: Breath is a weapon of massive Destruction, I won't use it to arrange Prophetic Clouds of Skaia in the amusing shapes
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on Jun 23, 2012 5:01:40 GMT -5
140: I am not an imp a: Nor I am an ogre b: Nor I am "all of the ogres" 141: Fogging Jack Noir will get you stabbed if found by the original 142: Fogging Droog, however, is a good way not to get stabbed by Jack a: Still, if a playerette decides to recruit me, I will warn her I am not the original before she paints herself grey. b: Provided I know 143: I am not Prospit 144: I will not obsessively repeat everyone that "I am nuts" no matter how funny I find my reverberata. a: Nor that I am the "lord of nuts" while cackling madly
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jun 23, 2012 6:02:40 GMT -5
145: No matter how cute the Genesis Frog is, I will not cuddle it. a: especially if I am a Hero of Void b: or my Mangrit is off the hook 146: I will not teleport Frogs to Derse Throne Room. a: the Archagent Office is off limits too. 147: any Space Player that uses portals for making panty shots should be thrown in the Magicant 148: I will not insult DD's fashion sense. 149: Hegemonic Brute does not like spiked suits, I will not give him one 150: I will not drop my dead Doomed Selves in the beds of my Coplayers. a: or their dining rooms b: or anywhere in their domicle
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Post by chlorineLavender on Jun 25, 2012 17:34:59 GMT -5
151: Even if my client player refuses to do what i want, i will not dump a load gaper at her. a: or kill her during the game b: unless it is for god tiering.
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Post by stanzicApparati on Jun 28, 2012 16:18:32 GMT -5
[RAngoon wArning]
152: I aM tO gIve sUfficient wArning bEfore tAking aCtions tHat wIll lEad tO mY cO-pLayers gEtting tIger. a) "THis wIll mAke eVerything bEtter" dOes nOt cOunt aS sUfficient, eSpecially iF fOllowed bY sTabs. 153: WIth rEference tO #23, I aM nOt tO uSe aNy pArt oF mY dOomed sElves fOr cOnstruction oF aNything. a) NOr aM I tO aLchemize tHem iNto aNything. b) NOr mAy I wEaponize mY sYlladex wIth tHem. c) UNless dEaling wIth NOir oR a PK. ANd eVen tHen oNly tO bUy tIme tO fInish tHem.
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Post by grinningcat on Nov 24, 2012 12:09:46 GMT -5
154) The proper response to someone finding a corpse is apparently not "Can I have it?"
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Post by stanzicApparati on Nov 25, 2012 11:30:35 GMT -5
155) I am not allowed to say "I knew you'd say that" in response to anything, if I am the Time player. a) Especially if I'm the Mage. b) This goes double for group meetings. c) Even if I did know, it's still rude and rather unhelpful.
156) "Interpretive dance" is not a valid response to anything I am asked. a) Unless I am the Mage. b) Even then, good manners require me to properly explain myself eventually, at a point when it will not tank my ARC.
157) I am not to fake prophecies just because I want to see someone participate in a snowball fight. a) Even if it will be kind of hilarious. b) This does not hold if I'm faking the prophecy in order to fulfill a different prophecy. c) I am not to lie about doing it to fulfill a prophecy. d) I am also to try and avoid getting that recursive.
158) I am not to claim that making out with anyone is part of a prophecy. a) Even if it is. b) Which it usually isn't.
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