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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 21, 2012 16:45:56 GMT -5
...Of things he is no longer allowed to do in SBurb.
I thought that maybe having a variation on one of the infamous (In my native universe anyway) lists would help us poke fun at all the silly, mostly harmless things that tend to happen due to shenanigans. Be it your fellow player's or your own or, indeed, completely fictional events, feel free to add to the list.
1. I am no longer allowed to dangle imps off a high ledge and laugh at them. a) Especially not if there's another group of imps at the bottom of the ledge who are laughing at them. 2. I am no longer allowed to break into Jack Noir's office and paint it gold. 3. I am no longer allowed to taunt the time player with a clock that's just slightly out of time. That's just cruel. 4. I am no longer allowed to steal other's Grist just to make party hats for all my consorts. I have plenty of my own. 5. Shieldkind is a viable specibus, despite what I may say otherwise. a. Dualwielding shields is also not something to be laughed at.
( I hope this isn't terribly offensive. I'll happily take it down if it is. )
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Post by chaoticVoyager on May 21, 2012 16:52:53 GMT -5
That is offensive.
Offensively funny.
6. I am no longer allowed to put a collar with a little bell on the Void player's neck. 7. Shakira is not a denizen, no matter how similar to other denizens' names it sounds. a. Neither is Gaga. 8. Teethkind is not a viable specibus.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 21, 2012 18:03:28 GMT -5
Lady Gaga is totally a Denizen, we just haven't met her yet!
9. Neiter is Toenailkind. 10. I will no longer laugh at people with "funny" Strife Specibi. The fact they are still alive means that those are still deadly.
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Post by crystallineLullaby on May 21, 2012 18:25:53 GMT -5
11. The Grist are not fruit gushers a) I SAID THEY AREN'T FRUIT GUSHERS DAMNIT 12. The Space player is not to make a box that contains itself. EVER. 13. The Time players cannot, I repeat, CANNOT alchemize a whole bunch of wrist watches. Yes, I understand the in time ticking soothes you, but that's just ASKING Jack Noir to come after you. Don't ask me why, he hates clocks 14. I'm not allowed to ask said Time and Space players if their baby would be a Timelord 15. You're not supposed to use the Consorts as models for alchemized dresses and suits
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 21, 2012 18:49:17 GMT -5
16. Locking the Time and Space players in a room within the Skaia Magicant until they 'Figure out how to lock the Black King in a tesseract' is not a workable method of dealing with the endgame boss. a) This includes hypercube made out of 8 tesseracts. b) Asking the Time/Space team to do anything involving Tesseracts or Hypercubes is bad. No tesseracts. Ever. 17. I am no longer allowed to suggest that we play monopoly at the weekly team meetup. a. This includes playing by the house rules of 'We stop when the first person starts crying.' 18. I am no longer allowed to shout 'DO THE [ASPECT]-Y THING!' at other players. It is neither supportive nor helpful.
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bryoSynthesis
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Post by bryoSynthesis on May 21, 2012 18:54:27 GMT -5
19. Nobody is allowed to make any more song references in Pesterlogs. 20. There shall be no more Uno games so long as I have control over fire. That table will never be the same. 21. Religious debates are to be kept civil.
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Post by tungstenTinkerer on May 21, 2012 20:04:28 GMT -5
22. I will not quote Judge Dredd more than once an hour if i roll an hero of Law
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Post by zephyrIce on May 21, 2012 20:20:11 GMT -5
23. I am not allowed to lock my Bard in a dungeon because he annoys me. a. Not even if he deserves it. 24. Barring a full emergency, I will give all players fair warning before Portalling them anywhere. a. I will also ensure that they land faceing at not-me in case they puke.
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Post by whiteLimestone on May 21, 2012 20:23:49 GMT -5
23. I will never use Seer powers to keep my ships updated. 24. Role puns stop being funny after the twentieth time. Stop it. A) Especially "Maid of ____" puns. 25. I will not challenge Jack Noir to a pun-off. It will only get me stabbed.
EDIT: Whoops, double numbers!
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 21, 2012 22:55:42 GMT -5
26.If I am a Time Player, i will NOT build barricades from the bodies of my dead Doomed Selves. The pile of rotting mes is just an invitation for a freakout for other Players. a) No, I don't care how useful it may be. Just. Bury them. Or toss them in the lava. 27. If I am a Seer, I will not cheat at Poker. It ruins the fun and my cause berserk aneurysm if your coplayer is Law. a) If I am a Seer of Law, i will refrain from using the blindness puns.
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Post by tenaciousTheseus on May 22, 2012 0:26:49 GMT -5
28. If I ascend to God tier as a Dream player, I have to put on other clothes. No one wants to see my hairy ass. 29. No stealing the Courtyard Droll's hats and holding it just outside his reach. His crying is heartbreaking. 30. No messing with Draconic Dignitary's clothing. It is also heartbreaking, but in a more literal sense. 31. No fucking with the mail. Ever. At all. For any reason.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 22, 2012 7:16:04 GMT -5
32. I am no longer allowed to give PM a regisword and tell her that Jack Noir messed with the Mail. a) Even if he really did mess with it. 33. I am no longer allowed to point at imps and make 'pew pew' noises. It just makes them confused. 34. I am no longer allowed to ask Liches where their phylactery is. 35. Playing D&D at the weekly meetup is a bad idea and I should feel bad for having had it.
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Post by genesisArtificer on May 22, 2012 7:38:22 GMT -5
35a: This also applies to all other rpgs. 36: Vampire Masquerade and a Rain - Mist team up? Hell No. 37: I am not allowed to alchemize rpg books with weapons. 38: Black King is not Elvis Presley in disguise. 38a: Neither he is Michael Jackson.
Also the rule 32 forbids actually sound strategy that eliminates Jack Noir. So, why would you do that?
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Post by ExtropianDreamer on May 22, 2012 8:07:57 GMT -5
It usually ends with PM going Wraith, would be my guess.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on May 22, 2012 8:18:58 GMT -5
It apparently resulted in her showing him her stabs whilst he tried to show to player responsible his stabs whilst also fending her off.
Then she found out that the player responsible was lying and suddenly he had a chest full of knife and a head full of empty.
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