Mr Welsh's list

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245: Not allowed to give jack noir anything that gives bonuses to stabs.

246:Not allowed to compare our stab abilitues.
a: Only applies if i get lucky and gloat about my better stab, i have to tell jack that it was purely luck.

247: No sleeping on a dream player's bed because the fact that i like being my dreamself.
a: doesn't count if i piss off jack noir and have to avoid stabs.
b: lacking a dream player, people can drop kick me.

248:The black king is not willing to play a card game, he is in his war.
a: if he accepts, assume it is my cataclysm or a result of it.

249: The only reason he seer of law is not killing my waste ass is because i am still useful, and i should stop losing arms.
a: still applies if i lose both arms with no conceivable replacement.
b: just tie my yoyo string to my teeth or something if that happens.

[brainChild]

250. Just because DEATHRAY KIND IS amazing, doesn't MEAN IT IS THE only kind I can use.

251: If it does NOT DROP GRIST, DON'T kill it.
a: Does not apply FOR JACK NOIR FIGHTING.

252: Giving stabs is JACK NOIR'S JOB, NOT mine.
a: I need a Strife SPECIBUS THAT CAN be used to stab things TO GIVE STABS ANYWAYS.

[Nefer Nightbug]

253: Nobody in the party is allowed to complain about all the weird plot shit.
a: Even though it's true.
254: Nobody in the party is allowed to help Ran Yakumo spy on Cirno Crocker and her husband.
a: No, this doesn't mean you can be a dick to either one on them.
b: Helping STOP Ran Yakumo is fine, though.
c: If Aya is reading this, your rival has "pictures" of you. Shut your trap and I'm not going to release them.
255: The sun sets red because red is the colour that has the longest wavelength, not travels the farthest.
256: Prototyping time, danmaku, space or moon-related items is expressly forbidden.
a: This includes all elements.
b: Preexisting sprites prototyped as such are allowed.
c: Apples are not to be prototyped.
257: APPLES DO NOT FALL UP
a: They aren't giant cherries, either.
258: No harassing the Jack Noir. There's a reason why Karkat and John voted to give him Pyrocumulus.
259: Horse calendars are to be immolated. Horses are to be corralled and kept in the Magicant away from Hussie.
260: Sakuya is now expressly forbidden to use Illusion World: ZA WARUDO unless it is during the Black King fight.
a: This includes keeping Ran off Cirno's butt.
b: This includes keeping Aya off everyone's butts.
c: This includes trying to figure out which Sukia is the original one.
261: Stop having DANMAKUKIND fights in the laundry rooms, kitchens, dining rooms, bathrooms, living rooms, and bedrooms. Take them outside or to a Pokemon Gym.
a: This does not mean that you can declare the spot you are at as a Pokemon Gym.

[Nefer Nightbug]

Apr 28, 2013 7:37:23 GMT -5 openMineral said:

211. I can not have danmakukind as my strife specibus.

Ran, Meling, Sakuya, Reimu, Cirno Crocker, Masha, Okuu: Item 211 is now void.

Nefer007: SON OF A DUCK!

[horrorTerror]

262: No intentionally flooding the entire session with angels and horrorterrors to start a fight. It's illegal. And morally wrong.
263: No intentionally corrupting the entire session.
264: No captchaloguing Skaia. Seriously!
a. If under any circumstances this happens, no shoving it in the royal vault!
265: Shoving players or their pendants into the royal vault is forbidden.
266: Teleporting the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors to Angel HQ screamy-fake-jennasnacht is banned. There are an utterly absurd amount of Sentences from both Law and the Law and the other law with explicit forbidding of teleporting the NCoHt into AHQ.
267: Absolutely no teleporting the Archangels to the depths of the Furthest Ring! There are slightly fewer laws against it but it's still wrong!
a. An exception will be made if it allows us to cleanly destroy them once and for all.
268: I will not raid Lady Gaga's secret denizenly stash of SkaiaNet SkaiaTech-brand Sburb Construction Kit Tools and Laboratories.
a. Especially the planetary version in that dead session. Did all the signs plastered on the door mean nothing?!
269: I will not annoy the denizen version of George Washington by being unscryable for no discernable reason.
a. Discernability to the Voices of Rain doesn't count if they don't tell anyone and the Null said they could see you.
270: I will not alchemize the Grimoire of Alice with cheat codes and use it to offer players Door-crossing immortality
a. An exception will be made if the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors or a Denizen expressly authorizes it.
b. I am not allowed to intoxicate said Noble Circle or denizens in pursuit of attaining authorization.
c. I am not allowed to use a Noble Circle from a different paradox space to gain authorization, especially if I have intoxicated them.
271: I am not allowed to tell Jack Noir he can stab people so much they explode even if they're not the Black Queen.
a. I am not allowed to tell Jack Noir about stabsploding period in case he figures out the Black Queen is not the only person it works on.
272: I am not allowed to steal the entire Veil in an attempt to annoy the Black King.
a. An exception will be made if the session is ok with it or too screwed up to matter.
273: I will not alchemize my Denizen to create an anti-Verdancy-regeneration field. Denizen damage without scripted repair possibility tends to cause problems.
274: I will not alchemize the Borg and use it to create the ultimate Sburb player.
a. I will not alchemize the Borg
b. ESPECIALLY if it will assimilate anyone or anything
275: I will not use Angels as a weapon
a. Unless they are the fake Angels made by hope rejecting horrorterrors so hard the game tries to make the exact opposite of it.
b. Even then, they must not actually spread Angelic corruption.
c. Advanced scientific instruments will be used to determine this.
276: I will not use a Flux player to record a Mind player using [Endless Climb]
a. Even if the flash would be awesome.
b. ESPECIALLY if the flash would be awesome.
c. I will not trick Mind players into beserking and using [Endless Climb] and put a Flux player next to them in hopes they will record it themselves
277: I will not attempt to force-feed a Saccharine Doppelganger to the Angels to attempt to discern if they like candy.
278: I will not use a zombified and/or mind-controlled ringwraith or royalty to abuse Red Miles
a. That includes the Green Miles/Kilometers
b. And the other admin interventions
c. Stop abusing zombified carapaces already
d. Stop mind controlling them too
e. and consorts, for pete's sake
f. Exceptions will be made for Flesh heroes.
279: I will not intentionally relocate Skaia and/or Horrorterrors so that they will be in proximity of each other
a. This is especially so for the case of if a Genesis Frog is currently sitting there
280: I will not herd Angels through Skaia
a. Or the Furthest Ring
b. Or the Queen's rings
c. Or any other rings
d. Or into the Battlefield instead of through Skaia
e. Or into Olgogoth's face
f. No matter how pretty it would look
281: I will not weaponize ducks if doing so would endanger the possibility of completing the session
282: I will not alchemize cows in an attempt to murder the White Queen
a. This does not apply if the White Queen has been corrupted by Angels and trying to kill players
b. I am not allowed to throw live angels at WQ in an attempt to allow this to happen
c. I will not corrupt the Black Queen with the Noble Circle's personal attention in that case in an attempt to have a queenly fight
d. I will not launch cows into the resulting queenly fight should it occur anyways
e. I will not alchemize items with cows period
283: I will not force-feed horrorterrors to angels
284: I will not force-feed angels to horrorterrors
285: I will not force-feed horrorterrors and/or angels to saccharine doppelgangers
286: I will not eat the angels or horrorterrors
287: I will not alchemize opposing forces into the same object if doing so would endanger the possibility of completing the session
288: I will not cause a replacement apocalypse in the event Sburb forgets to make one happen.
a. or glitches out.
289: I will not intentionally attempt to make Sburb explode into a pile of jpeg artifacts.
290: I will not pilot a dreambubble onto a dream moon.
a. I will not move dreambubbles or dream moons together period.
291: I will not alchemize Reader Rabbit/Reader Hopbeast && Pumpkin && Perfectly Generic Object 
a. I will not find it and prototype it naturally

[Nefer Nightbug]

292: I am not allowed to prototype my Brain Ghost, even if the rules allow it.
a: If I am a Magikarp during the session, though, this should be the only thing I will prototype.
293: I do not get to declare myself King of Prospit.
a: Even once the White King is dead.
b: Or exiled.
c: The same goes for Derse and the Black King.