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Post by mislaidLullaby on Nov 26, 2012 10:32:10 GMT -5
159) I am not allowed to [Crystallize] alcohol a) This also applies to food b) Water, however, is perfectly acceptable 160) Being Heir of Coins does not make me the 'Pimp of Bling' 161) I not the Queen of Prospit. Even if there is nobody else there to contest the title a) Nor am I the Queen of Derse b) The lack of actual Queens or any actual carapaces this session does not mean I can claim the titles via the Rights of Succession
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Post by cannonOverload on Nov 26, 2012 21:49:40 GMT -5
162) I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SHOOT DOWN SKAIAN BATTLESHIPS AND SEIGE ENGINES FOR TARGET PRACTICE. A) NO MATTER HOW COOL THE EXPLOSIONS ARE. B) DOING SO FOR WEAPONS TESTING IS FINE, HOWEVER. 163) I AM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY SOLITAIRE IN MY HEAD DURING MEETINGS. A) OR MINESWEEPER. B) OR ANY GAME, FOR THAT MATTER. 164) IF I ROLL [SOUND], I AM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY BLARING ELEVATOR MUSIC AT PEOPLE WHO ANNOY ME, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR HOURS ON END. 165) IF I ROLL [FLESH], I AM NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE ENTIRE ZOMBIFIED DERSITE ARMY MOONWALK IN UNISON TOWARDS THE BLACK KING. A) EVEN IF IT DISTRACTS HIM SEVERELY.
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Post by nerdyProspector on Nov 30, 2012 21:26:29 GMT -5
[slight rangoon]
166: i will not try to conver the carapacians to a democracy... a: or try to have them switch to more socialistic practices... b: in fact, stay away from politics all together... 167: i will not tie a rope to a fixed object in my house and the try to prototype the rope... a: don't tie a rope to a fixed object and throw it into a gate... 168: i will not block off a session mate from their basement... a: even if they are your younger brother... 169: i will not let my witch pick a random book off the bookshelf to prototype... 170: i will not blow up my only computing device without putting a punch designix in my own or my client's house...
some of these happen in a doomed timeline, some of these happened to people farther down our entry loop...
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Post by whisperedGlitches on Dec 22, 2012 16:30:33 GMT -5
165b: This has been retconned because it is probably a good idea even if it freaks everyone else out. 171: I will not make Waste puns. a) Especially if I have a Waste of Space or Time in my session for some reason. b) This is highly likely to Berserk Trigger said Wastes. According to our Time player this happened in a doomed timeline. I don't even want to know.
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openMineral
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Onto Session 5 now.
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Post by openMineral on Dec 22, 2012 22:43:09 GMT -5
Oh hey a bump. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
#172: I may not put my own co-players into a kernelsprite #172a: Even if they've done everything they needed to and I haven't #173: No prototyping anything relating to billiards. Why? I don't know. #174: I may not make any puns based off of my title on purpose. Accidental? Sure. #175: I may not bribe one of these rules away with cookies, despite how good they usually are.
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Post by mislaidLullaby on Dec 23, 2012 10:44:27 GMT -5
176) Just because I can make gold thin enough to be easily consumed doesn't mean I should a)Go back and look at 159a about this 177) I am not allowed to keep looking up the answers to the maths questions my dungeons give me a) Even if it works b) No, not even if I need help
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Post by cryptologicalMystic on Jan 2, 2013 15:21:01 GMT -5
178) Just because I can captchalogue a captchalogued captchalogue card doesn't mean I should. -a- I should not attempt to alchemize this either. 179) I am not to drink the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. -a- I am not allowed to make Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster explosives either. -b- Even if I promise to only use it on the Black King. -c- I am not allowed to alchemize Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters with the First Guardian. --1-- I am not allowed to alchemize anything with the First Guardian.
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jan 2, 2013 16:56:00 GMT -5
Corollary to rule 179: That thing made of apples is better.
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Post by genesisArtificer on Jan 14, 2013 6:54:08 GMT -5
Kiddo, the above rules are person-specific, so they don't fit the Mr Welsh's list. B\ ((OOC: please, refer to the PM))
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Post by everlastingSnow on Mar 14, 2013 19:43:08 GMT -5
180.If I get the aspect Life, I am not allowed to hand out lemons to my Co-players. It is not as funny as I think it is. 181. I am not allowed to drill holes in my Co-players lands with [Wrath of the Storm God]. a) Even if I am trying to help them find the Underworld gates. 182. I am no longer allowed to hang out with Jack Noir. a)I can no longer hang out with Dersite agents b) I am no longer allowed to hang out with ANY agents. 183. If someone in my session is a Waste of Mind I am no longer allowed to say "A Mind is a terrible thing to Waste. a) The previous statement is void if I do it by accident.
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Post by blackhack240 on Mar 28, 2013 13:46:29 GMT -5
~O 184. I am not allowed to Alchemize anything that has to do with Crystals a) this will also include the following: Books of Angel Law, Crystals that Harbour Other/Angel Corruption, etc. 185. I will not create a Ring/Septre Wraith to make the game harder. a) This Rule is Null and Void, and I am allowed to create 1 Prospitian Ring/Septre Wraith on the off chance that Jack Noir becomes a wraith by accident. O~
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Post by genesisArtificer on Mar 29, 2013 3:41:40 GMT -5
185 b: person who had written the rule 185 a should be jumpkicked in the head in vain hope that it would cure terminal idiocy.
making Wraiths is never a good idea you twit BU
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Post by blackhack240 on Mar 29, 2013 6:59:34 GMT -5
~O 186. If there is a Prince and a Muse in the Same session, I am not allowed to have them become a couple. BAD IDEA. a) This also apllies to the following: Relationships, Shipping, Fan-Art of said characters that is good enough to make them get together, etc.
I thought it was a good Idea. Here was how my Plan was gonna go: 1.Somehow, Jack is now wraith. 2. Make a Propitin Wraith to stop him while you bide your time and maybe level up somwhere else. 3.If prospitian Wraith wins, have the Prospti Dreamers go talk to him/her, nd tell him/her why they mde them into a wraith 3b. If Jack wins, then you should be leved up by now to tke him on all at once. 4.P.W: tell the Prospit Wraith about the other players, but how they dream on Derse, and how they Thank you as well because NOBODY Likes Jack. 5. If you did this right, The Derse Dreamers can come out. If he/she raises their sword stand infront of the D.Dreamers and explain that they are your friends.
If done correctly, The Prospitian Wraith will lower their sword and will not harm the Derse Dreamers. O~
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Post by genesisArtificer on Mar 29, 2013 17:24:18 GMT -5
dude it's transparent that you have no experience in SBURB. Prospit =/= Good. Prospit will fuck you up just as much as Derse if it would suit you. trust me, i was a Prospit Dreamer 29 times. Not to mention the fact that Muse/Prince pairing is perfectly ok, unless they would be, due to a glitch of the same Aspect.
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Post by lucidLeonine on Mar 31, 2013 21:32:08 GMT -5
187: No matter how funny I think it is, I can't say that "I am the Law". 188: "No weird Rain shit" is not a valid rule. a: Neither is "no weird Mist shit". 189: I can't tell my coplayers that the Word is sin9in9 "Surfin' Bird". 190: I can't imbue a broken mirror with bad luck. a: Or a black cat. b: Or a pile of salt. c: Or anythin9 that is traditionally unlucky.
I... MI9HT have abused my Law powers a little.
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